Jingle Bell FMA!
Jingle bells, Edward yells,
Alphonse raised an egg,
Mustang stole one of Havoc's girls,
And Berry did ballet!
Jingle bells, Liyra smells,
Scar creates a wreck,
Homunculi are everywhere,
And Armstrong starts to flex!
Crashing through the sand,
In a tractor that's taken,
Skipping through the fields,
Like Jean in love again,
Riza has a gun,
Roy wants position one,
And Edward goes around claiming that he is Mustang's son!