Disclaim.
You hit me once
It was the first time he'd ever hit me in all of our relationship, though that may shock some. Though I know and understand why he did it. That doesn't mean that I didn't retaliate.
I hit you back
I hit him back, of course. I didn't do anything wrong. He knew what he was getting himself into and yet he doesn't trust me. I have no reason to go after anyone. And I certainly have no reason to take advantage of anyone for anything relationship wise. He seems to think differently.
You gave a kick
I held back tears and leaned on the leg he didn't kick.
"Bloody hell. What was that one for?" I asked as I bent slightly to rub my leg.
"You think I didn't see the pictures, you dirty whore. After everything you dare-"
I gave a slap
He stopped talking when my hand meet his barely smooth cheek. He just stared at me for the longest time. I finally turned from him.
"I have always been faithful to you, Draco. Don't start now. It's several years into our marriage. Don't you think that if I wanted out, I would have left a long time ago?" he surprised me.
You smashed a plate
Over my head
"You're a liar, Hermione. I have proof." He stated. My eye twitched and I was thankful that the plate didn't hurt too much.
"Bull shit. I haven't been with anyone in years except for you." I turned to him and put my hand on my hip and put all my weight on the leg he didn't kick before. He threw a stack of papers from the table next to him at me and I caught one of the pictures that was in with the stack. When I looked at it, I couldn't help but laugh.
"That's not me, Draco. Good look alike though."
"You're a liar."
"Fine. If you think that that's me, then I want a divorce." I smiled ruefully at him before making to leave our bedroom. "Oh, and Draco, you might want to put that out," I told him after I snapped my fingers.
Then I set fire to our bed
I love wandless magic. Off to the kitchen to get some ice. Sometimes you just have to do things the muggle way.