(A/N) This is my first story so it may seem a little disjointed, please bear with it for the beginning as it will get better (Hopefully)

In short the story is about what I think would happen if the fourth took longer to deal with Madara (Obito) and therefore didn't have enough chakra left over to split Kyuubis' chakra in half resulting in Naruto having all of it sealed in him.

Note: While this does start off quite seriously, there will be comedy after I finished setting the scene. Honestly, I wasn't planning to put in enough jokes that I would need to reclassify the genre. Anyway, while there will be serious parts in the beginning and throughout the story, I can't seem to stop putting in jokes.

Also, I'm going to ignore the rule about no lemons simply because I feel that it is retarded- there won't be that many but they will pop up occasionally.

'Regular thoughts'

"Regular Speech"

'Demonic Thoughts'

"Demonic speech"

Jutsu/ Technique

Scene change/ Time skip

October 10th around midnight -Forests outside of Konoha

(A/N: The story is cannon up until the point of the fight Obito interrupted the resealing after Naruto was born Minato used the flying thunder god to take Naruto away from him only to return seeing the Kyuubi unsealed and traveling towards Konoha. Now, on to the story)

It was clear to both fighters whoever was the fastest would win. The fourth flashed to his Hiraishin marker behind Obitos' head and attempted to slam the Rasengan into his back however, having seen the technique hundreds of times before recognized the marker and what the fourth had planned before the kunai even left his hand so had decided to keep his Kamui active. As the fourth passed through his back yet again attempted to reach out and grab him just as Minato flashed away to yet another marker.

'Crap... now he'll be expecting another attack like that, I'm gonna have to think up a new plan... Dammit think a move this strong has to have more than just one weakness... That's it! There must be a time limit to how long he can keep the technique active if I keep up the pressure then I should be able to catch him when that limit is reached after all he just forced a Bijuu to be released and forced it to do his will he must at least be at half strength.'

Finally armed with a way to beat his masked adversary he peppered the area with about half of his special kunai "Hiraishin: Sequential steps" he yelled as he flashed between markers at speeds too fast to follow with human eyes even his opponents sharingan couldn't hope to predict his opponents movements, as far as he was concerned he was standing in the middle of a haze of yellow and a continuous stream of Kunai passing through him only to be caught and returned back at him by the yellow blur in a seemingly never ending loop, it became a battle of endurance, each trying to outlast the other and after a full 5 minutes of constant pressure the man was finally forced to become tangible again and in that moment he was hit with one of the fourths special tri-pronged kunai in the shoulder and before he could recover Minato was behind him and..."Giant Rasengan!" He yelled, slamming the basketball sized mass of spinning chakra into the back of the mans' head, knocking him unconscious. With no time to finish the man off he rushed in to the village to save what little people he could.

(A/N: is again more or less canon here forth appears on top of the Hokage monument, uses Hiraishin: Guiding thunder to save it from a Bijudama Further draining his reserves before disappearing along with the Kyuubi in a yellow flash of light. only to reappear in an unknown part of the forest the ensuing fight also goes much the same as the fight in cannon up until Kushina and Minato are impaled on one of the Kyuubis claws)

Unknown part of the Forest

(Kyuubi roaring and trying to fight against the restraints in the back ground)

"Minato hurry, you have to seal the Kyuubi or else the entire village is done for" Kushina Managed to choke out.

"It looks like there's no other option I'm sorry about this son but sealing the Kyuubi in you is the only way (cough)... I can only hope that one day You can control the Kyuubi's full strength and not become corrupted by the power that I'm sure you will one day hold (cough, cough)... Kushina if you have anything you want to say to Naruto, I don't think we'll get another chance"

"Naruto. I want you to grow in to a nice young man and a strong shinobi. Remember to bathe every day and go to bed early, you need your sleep. Also I want you to make friends, you don't need that many just so long as they are true friends. Also be wary of the three shinobi vices, drinking, gambling and women. (Cough) So be wary of Jiraiya since he's hooked on all three and will probably try to corrupt you. OK Minato I think that covers everything we both needed to say (cough) though I doubt he will remember it"

"Don't worry too much I'm sure the village will treat him as the hero that he is for his sacrifice (coughs up a large amount of blood) and ill work our life force into the seal to strengthen it and allow us time to talk to him and help him control the Kyuubi... When he's ready. So until then. Reaper Death Seal!"

As the Shinigami reaches a hand through the fourths chest to take his soul a tiny voice whispers, just barely audible over the sounds of the Kyuubi "Goodbye, Minato. Goodbye, Naruto." It was Kushina. Only moments before she too passed away.

5 year later, streets of Konoha

If one was looking down from above they would simply see a bustling city street with all the sights, sounds, and smells that accompany it with nothing out of the ordinary. Well except for one thing...

CRASH

To many onlookers it would simply seem as if a yellow blur had hit a set of garbage cans being stored in an alley. However.

"Get the demon!"

"KILL HIM!"

"Let's make him PAY!"

That yellow blur quickly picked himself up and sprinted further down the alley. Hoping that his unnatural stamina reserves would allow him to outlast his pursuers or at least have them too tired to beat him, too much.

'Why me!?' he thought for what must have been the 10,000th time.

'Why can't they see that I'm not the fox?!' He yelled internally. And just like every year, this attack was promising to be one of the worst.

As he plunged down into another alley he soon realized that he was trapped, all thoughts of slipping around the crowd gone as he spotted several genin a few chunin and even a jonin which was rare most of the time higher level ninja simply stayed out of it as he saw that most on the mob had some kind of makeshift weaponry (broken bottles, kunai, kitchen knives etc.) Naruto couldn't help but think back on how his life had gotten to this point.

Flash back 1 year after the Kyuubi attack

Naruto found himself standing beside the Third who was talking about Naruto staying at the Orphanage from this point on. While disappointed he would no longer be staying with the kind lady, who was hand-picked by the Hokage to be his wet-nurse but at the same time glad that he would soon be able to play with children his own age.

That happiness faded quickly.

He soon found that the children were openly told to avoid him and exclude him from their games. But that was only the beginning.

He was only given the scraps to eat which were left over by the other children. He was given a worn out old mattress with several broken springs sticking out through the thin padding. He was denied an education, any time he was caught listening in on the other children's lessons, he was beaten. Severely. Then immediately afterwards, sent to his room (AKA: the flooded, rat infested basement so that he wouldn't 'get in the way') and not even giving him the few scraps that he normally got for that night.

This continued for the better part of three years, even surviving several assassination attempts such as; stabbed through the heart, having his throat slashed out, bludgeoned until they couldn't even tell what he originally looked like due to all the blood and gore, neck broken, disembowelled and as if that wasn't enough strangled with the intestines and many more. This led to the first great lesson in Naruto's life: how to endure pain.

These attempts happened at least once a month and each time he healed depending on the severity within between 5 minutes (If it was simply a stab or slash wound) and 6 hours (if he needed to regrow limbs or any internal organs).

Finally after the 127th attempt he finally gathered up the courage to just leave after all, it wasn't like anyone would miss him. The next five months of his life were spent living on the street, where he soon realized that the people at the orphanage's attitude towards him perfectly personified the average citizen as well as a few of the shinobi and a large number would attack him as soon as they saw him and realized who he was this led to the second great lesson in Naruto's life: how to not be seen in the first place.

Soon after his second week of living on the streets after realizing that simply searching through the trash would not be enough to keep him healthy. In fact it was barely enough to keep him alive so he soon took to disguising himself, slipping into a crow and stealing what food he could from the market stalls.

Finally when he had finally adjusted to his way of living and managed to avoid most of the people who tried to attack him, meaning he now usually avoided the beatings for days at a time he finally set his sights on something to occupy his quickly growing spare time and since he enjoyed reading the few books he could get his hands on at the priso...orphanage without getting caught the natural progression of this was to try and disguise himself before trying to sneak in to the library than anticipated, it seemed as if the receptionist could not care less who came in as long as they didn't try to enter the shinobi section(which is off limits to civilians, even though it doesn't have any techniques above genin level). So he was free to read as much as he wanted.

One of the many topics he found himself reading about in great detail were the Bijuu, during this research he soon discovered a reference to the Jinchuriki and finally he found that the Kyuubi was in fact a Bijuu. Naruto may have been young but even he could figure out what he was based on the combination of the way he was treated by everyone in this village, his fast healing, hearing a large number of the people who attacked him calling him the 'Demon brat' and guessing that so many people in the village must not be able to figure out the difference between 'is' and 'contains' he soon reached the conclusion that he was a Jinchuriki. Soon afterwards, once researching the Kyuubi's history he came to the conclusion that, shortly after the first Hokage's battle with Madara Uchiha, while the book didn't go into too much detail, the first's wife must have sealed the Kyuubi into herself and from there to down the line to himself. He then reached the conclusion that the attack on the day of his birth was justified after all, he too knew what it was like to be in a cage, except in his case that cage was all of Konoha.

The very last thing he discovered at the library was... The origins of the Uzumaki clan...the name of the last living Uzumaki in Konoha before him...and the fact that Jinchuriki are normally related to the current Kage in some way.

After a full five months of living on the street he was finally spotted and instantly recognized by one of the Third's personal ANBU, a man with strange gravity defying silver hair...

Upon hearing of the young blonds story (which left out all things he learned at the library) the Third was...well there isn't really a word for it. He immediately dispatched his ANBU to round up all caretakers at the orphanage for little 'Vacation' to the T&I Department as for what happened to the ones involved in Naruto's Treatment...Let's just skip past that. I enjoy my lunch in my stomach thank you very much. (A/N: While he did get regular status updates from the orphanage, he almost never had time to visit. So he simply trusted the caretakers to actually look after him properly. Which they obviously didn't.)

The third then set up a 24 hour watch for Naruto as well as a small apartment and a monthly stipend to help him buy food, water, clothes etc. As Naruto was leaving the Hokage's office the third could have sworn that he saw a small smile on the boys when he looked up and stared at the picture of the fourth.

While Naruto no longer needed to conceal his identity just so that he wasn't attacked in the street. He soon found that to get a fair deal or even any deal at all from any place other than a certain ramen stand he still needed to use his Disguise's and even improve on them further by changing his hair colour each time, covering his whisker marks. Although as soon as his 5th came around he realized that a frenzied mob can see through any disguise and even somehow manage to distract the ANBU long enough to begin chasing him which brings us back to the present.

Flash back/ Summary of Naruto's life so far, END

As soon as he realized that there was no way out he simply stood there waiting for what would no doubt follow. No crying out. No pleading for mercy. No reaction whatsoever. If he failed to do any of these things then he would only egg them on. 'No. I will NOT give these sadists the satisfaction' as he continued chanting his mantra over and over again inside his head they slowly closed in.

Shattered left arm,12 broken ribs, punctured lung, eye gouged out, right ear cut off, right leg sawed off at the knee, skin flayed from the elbow down, deep cuts all over his body, skull almost completely crushed and to top it all off burns from an C-rank fire technique all over his body.

That was the sight that greeted the ANBU when they arrived needless to say the people that did this were currently...for lack of a better word...Paste... and the ANBU themselves were currently traveling at speeds that could make a Raikage jealous towards the hospital with one of them carrying the unconscious Naruto.

Mindscape

DRIP DRIP DRIP

'What the...hhhhhh they must have thrown me in the sewers, dammit. It always takes me forever to find my way out when they do this...let's see if following where the water is coming from will work like last time.'

As Naruto soon found out, the place the water was flowing from was in fact the Kyuubi's cage.

"So my Jailer finally decides to grace with his presence. To what do I owe the pleasure, brat"

Needless to say the Kyuubi was shocked when Naruto walked through the bars like they weren't even there.

"you don't owe me anything Kyuubi-san but I do ask that you tell me your name, if you have one and that when I set you free that you run away from the village as soon as possible so that way you won't wind up being sealed away again."

For the next minute the Kyuubi could do nothing but stare, Jaw hanging open 'This brat, he must be taunting me...No he looks far too honest for that, and even if he is mocking me on things for sure he's the only container to EVER ask me my name, let alone on his first visit to his mindscape and even then ignoring all of that. His eyes. They hold no fear I've only seen one other person with eyes like that. He's...He's... He's just like father.'

After that full minute of silence the Bijuu simply responded with "Kurama...My name's Kurama, kit. But why do you want to know anyway? Most people are only interested in harnessing a Bijuu's power."

Naruto simply smiled back "It's nice to meet you Kurama-san, as for the whole power thing did you miss the bit about me letting you out of the seal?"

"Wait... were you really serious about that? Why would you want to free me? And don't you know that you die if I'm unsealed?"

"well as to the serious part, yes I am serious and the last two questions are really the same thing, we're both prisoners after all, and if one of us is ever going to escape it's most likely going to be you and if that means that I have to die then that's fine too since then we'll both be free."

Kurama again found himself staring blankly yet again 'Unbelievable, this kid is just like the old man, he might even be the one that father was talking about after he created us. I should at least try test this theory... right if he does open the seal to let me out ill not try to leave and if he survives the potency of my hatred then I'll stay with him after all Even the Uzumaki don't live that long compared to how long I've already lived and if I kill off one of the few containers that wants to help the Bijuu then it'll just prove all the others right for treating us like scum'

"Kit you are EASILY the most awesome container EVER. in fact I've got an idea if you open the seal and I don't try to leave then all you have to do is withstand the hatred that is a part of my being then you will be able to survive as well. Also I can sure as hell bet that there won't be any more attacks if they know I'll help you kill them. Well at least no more SUCCESSFUL attacks and then sooner or later the point will get across" Kurama chuckled already deciding what to do to the first people to try and harm Naruto

Naruto was staring speechless at the giant fox standing before him. He'd never expected that he could be free AND survive "OK then Kurama-san are you ready?" he responded as he walked over to the sealing tag

"Hmph. Enough with the -san already kit we're friends now aren't we? And besides you're the one who's got a tough fight ahead to try and withstand all that hatred. Oh and one more thing before you remove the seal. Technically it wasn't me attacking your village that night, you see kit of the few things that CAN control a Bijuu a Mangekyo Sharingan is one of them, it's a more developed form of the regular sharingan and the only one I've ever seen that had that level of control over me was none other than Madara Uchiha. Anyway that bastard with the sharingan is the real reason why your mothers seal broke and why both your parents died that night"

Naruto was completely speechless as he had never suspected that Kurama was being controlled he always assumed that Kurama simply broke free of the seal in the middle of the village and was trying to escape when the same type of idiots who thought of him as the Kyuubi tried to kill him and he wound up killing most of them while trying to escape.

This new revelation changed Everything now he had a single person to focus all his hatred on, but one thing was for sure he wasn't strong enough, yet to fight this person he needed to bide his time and get stronger. Or else this person could ruin even more people's lives.

"Well no sense in trying to hold this off any longer. Let's do this thing!" and with that he ripped off the seal and immediately the gates exploded outwards flooding the hall with red chakra a split second later Naruto collapsed to the ground in pain

"AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHh" he screamed as ever fibre of his being felt like it wanted to destroy. Everything. And being unable to do that, every part of his body went to war with the rest of him, practically making him wish to simply go back to the pain that landed him in the mindscape in the first place.

Then just as soon as it came it seemed to pass. He remained on the floor for a few more moments just in case it was one of those 'calm before the storm' moments. After a few more seconds of no pain he looked up and saw that he was no longer in the sewer he was laying on what appeared to be...grass. Looking around he soon realized the grass seemed to stretch on forever.

Hearing a clearly feminine voice behind him whisper "Hello Sochi" he immediately whipped his head around only to see Two figures standing before him one a tall man with shoulder length blonde hair, chiselled features and piercing sapphire blue eyes, he was wearing standard blue jonin attire with a white trench coat with red flames across the bottom and the Kanji for Fourth Hokage written across his back (not that Naruto could see that part.) The woman who spoke had red hair that fell down to her waist, violet eyes, mid DD cup breasts and a curvy yet athletic figure, she was wearing a simple green dress and had blue hair clips in her hair.

"Tou-san?" He managed to choke out "Kaa san?"

Right I think That's enough of a teaser for now and it got a lot of the irritating stuff out of the way such as having to stick to cannon for most of the Kyuubi battle since the entire plot is based on Minato's battle with Obito taking slightly longer than in cannon and yes I changed the timing for that Bijudama a little but I have a very good reason for it...I think the Hokage Monument is cool

Anyway I know there will probably be someone who says that no one outright attacked Naruto in cannon well just to clarify that, it also stems from the fight taking longer in that more villagers die during the attack during his time at the orphanage one person hits him the standard mob mentality kicks in, same with in the village itself: one does it others follow, it escalates.

OK so please read and review, hopefully I'll get the next chapter out soon and be able to get to the REAL action. Oh and feel free to point out any mistakes. That way I learn.

-war out