Minato felt a metallic hand shake him a bit. He stirred a bit and made some sounds in defiance. He didn't want to wake up. He liked sleeping. He liked sleeping a lot. But the metallic hand was persistent and the shaking grew stronger and it was tag teaming with a female voice. Minato gave up, he opened his eyes and turned to his clock on the bed stand. It was five thirty in the morning on a freakin Sunday!
"The world better be ending, Aegis." He greeted her quite annoyed.
"Sorry to inform you, but the world is not ending." She said and he gave her a blank stare.
"Then I'm going back to sleep." He told her shift away from her and closing his eyes.
"Please wait!" Aegis said an unfamiliar desperation in her voice. He sighed a bit, then shifted back to face her. Leaning on his elbow he put on a caring smile on his tired face.
"What's wrong, Aegis?" He asked and she stared into his dark eyes.
"If I was a guy..." She started to say, but pause to notice Minato curious expression. "Would you still be mine?" Aegis said and Minato broke out into a laughter.
"I don't understand what is funny." Aegis said and Minato tried to stop his laughter, but it was a bit too hard. Aegis was a unpredictable girlfriend to say in the least.
"Don't worry, Aegis. If you was a guy I would totally go gay for you." He said and Aegis just stared at him. A minute passed by and Minato yawned.
"Can I go back to sleep now?" He asked and she shook her head no. "Why not?" Minato protested.
"Because...I don't want you too." Aegis said and she nodded her head as if she was agreeing with herself that, that was the right answer.
"Well I'm going to sleep." Minato said turning around. "Not on my watch. Engaged Pounce mode!" Aegis said pouncing on Minato.
Minato sighed under the female robot. He quickly shift positions with his quick reflex's. As he stared down at the beautiful smiling robot he realized the truth to his statement. If Aegis was a boy he would totally go gay for her.
Fin