Yours Truly, Alice Cullen

Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight!!!!

I have been staring at the TV for the whole night…Emmet is sitting right beside me as ridged as a rock and I could see the light turn off in Edward and Bella-dear's cottage. Yes, this is my life and I am Alice Cullen.

Carlisle was scheduled to take the whole family hunting this morning, when the animals have just wakened up. Its quick, and early I laughed, as a smile played across my face. Emmet looked at me like I was some kind of shopping hippie, and quickly turned around to hide the smirk on his face when I stared at him back. The program blaring out on the screen was boring; I switched to the home shopping channel, as usual. Emmet leaned over to me and whispered, " Rawr, you didn't ask for the remote…"

"I knew you were going to say that," I mentioned bluntly. "Here catch!" I threw the remote at him, and of course he just had to show off and catch it. It was uncomfortable to feel Emmet staring at me up to my room, but once I got there, I shut the door and out of Emmett's vision. "Hey!" hey yelled jokingly, "I was watching that." There was a loud clang and shouting began…"BOYS!!"

Jasper must have overheard Emmet and his…Emmet-ness. When I entered foyer Jasper had Emmet in a headlock. "I'm the one that's supposed to love her dummy!" Jasper hissed. "Owwww, ai-eee fine, it was just teasing let gooo!" crooned Emmet. "I think that would be enough for the both of you." There was Edward, come to break the fight, along with Bella who was cradling Nessie in her arms.

I scooted over to Bella's side, and asked to hold Renesmee. Bella handed her over, I almost fell over, and Nessie had probably gained to the size of a 7 year old and was hard to carry. With Nessie in tow I stepped in front of my quarreling men, and almost instantly they stopped, looked at Nessie and stepped back to give each other an appreciative nod.

That was more like it, Nessie scooted back to Bella, and I headed over to my room in peace and quiet. Secret smiles shown on my face, as I got dressed. It was shopping day, well after hunting of course, but SHOPPING!! I felt daring, I wore my black leggings with a blood red frill dress outfitted with necklaces and bracelets that just HAD to be studded with diamonds.

Squealing with utter delight, I raced out of my room for the second time, to the foyer. "Whoa, Alice…your making me hungry." Jasper joked from the couch. "I think it looks fine you idiots…" I looked back to see Rosalie smiling at me with a devilish look (come to think of it…when has she smiled…hmmm ANYWAY). "Thank you Rose, anyway Jasper," I pointed to the ring on my finger and looked at Emmet mockingly. "Your mine and don't forget it…" If Jazz could blush, I'm sure he would.

I glided out the front door and stepped into the Porche. Driving into town was tedious enough, I've went the way by Bella's house ever since I can remember the first day, it's always nice to check on Charlie once in a while. Parking along Main, I stepped out and let the money roll for at LEAST an hour, oopsie! Hmm, I was getting bored and the back of my car was already full so I headed home.

"Hello?" I called. There was no answer. Kitchen, no one, Bedroom, no on, Foyer, no one, Front Yard, no one ARRGH where is everyone! Then Esme stepped out of the kitchen. "Mom! Where is everyone??!" "This way, dear…" Mom flashed her teeth and led me to the back yard. (Of course the one place I didn't check.)

"SURPRISE!!!" Surprise…what surprise? It wasn't the anniversary, wasn't the first date, OF COURSE it was the first day Jazz and I went shopping, god no that's stupid. They all looked at me like I was some kind of maniac for not remembering, but to tell you the truth, I didn't.

"Aa-ha-lice," they teased. "It's your birthday!" Of course, they celebrate my birthday two weeks early?! "We didn't forget that it was in two weeks sweetie," Mom chimed. "We're here to tell you that…you're going to Hawaii!" I screamed, of course how would I feel the warmth exactly, but screaming none the less. Wait a minute, the people would find out…what we are….what we look like.

"Mom," I questioned. "The people they-."

"I know, we found a space on the island that is specifically dark for…us"

The silence broke, "Where's that Mum, under a volcano?" "Ha that was a good one eh bro's?" Mom, Bella, Rosalie, and I shot them a fierce warning glance that shut them up like they'd been bitten themselves. Good haha. I rushed upstairs to pack my clothes, I think I saw my own self coming, all my suitcases were packed to the brim and when I sauntered downstairs, all Cullen's' even little Nessie sat comfortably in her booster.

The flight, took forever and a day, when we checked into the hotel, I felt something, something…wrong. I told Rosalie, she pulled me in and told me there was nothing to worry about, there…th-th-there was nothing…nothing AAAAAAAHHH, I was getting a headache, Edward turned to me and shot me a look.

The elevator dinged at the very top floor and the girls split with the boys, the cardkey opened the room, it was dark. Ah, too dark. "Stop," I yelled, Esme and Rosalie looked at me. It was too late. "Well hello, there…I haven't seen you guys in a while."

I drew in a sharp breath and bared my teeth, hisses filled my ears and we lunged forward for a closer look.

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