Time Started: 10:49 pm
Name: severus snape
Gender: male….shouldn't you know the answers to those, considering you are my FRIEND
1.) When showering, do you start the water and then get in or get in and start the water?
I prefer to have the house elves draw me a bath
2.) Do you read the labels on the shampoo bottle?
what is this "shampoo" you speak of?
3.) Do you moan in the shower like the people on the herbal essence?
only when I think of Lily…er, I mean, no. that'd b gay!
6.) Have you ever brushed your teeth in the shower?:
yes, when I'm pressed for time
7.) Have you ever dropped your soap on your foot?
No…soap is for the ruddy irish!
9.) How old do you look?
about five…in bat years.
10.) What's the last song you heard/sang?:
sang: singing in the rain
Heard: "Baby byebyebye"
11.) Have you recently become a member of anything?
Voldemort's inner circle
12.) What are your plans for the weekend?:
gathering newt eyes and plotting ways to make the Potter brat's life miserable
13.) What is your mood at the moment?:
sulk-ish
14. Have you ever ridden a mechanical bull?
Once, at Minerva's seventy-fifth birthday party. Only one ruddy does of Felix Felicus…. lowers your inhibitions terribly more than I thought
15) Do you ever intentionally vomit after eating?:
not anymore
17.) Have you ever called anyone a slut?:
yes, and Bellatrix knows why
18.) Has anyone ever called you a slut?:
probably, but no one would dare say it to my face
19). Have you ever smuggled something into America?
The US is for communists. Why would I need to smuggle when I can just make it invisible anway?
20). Does playing a guitar make someone hotter?
No, I prefer the tamborine
21.) Do you live in a city with a good sports team?
If you consider Potter's little band of miscreants a sports team, yeah. My Snakes, however, are far better flyers. The Gryffindors are cheating, I swear by it!
25.) Do you have more enemies or more friends?:
no friends, and the whole world hates me, so I guess enemies.
26.) Have you ever sent an anonymous letter?:
I sent Voldemort a My Little Pony valentine's day card and didn't sign it…but it was just for shits and giggles.
27.) Can you fix your own car?
I don't believe in those Muggle contraptions. All they do is pollute the earth and create smog so my sonar vision gets messed up in flight-I mean, I can't see from my broomstick
28). Do you like staying up late?
Don't all bats- I mean, Potions Masters
29.) Are you smarter than your friends?
friends are a frivolous waste of time…I don't allow my Slytherin Snakes to have them! Much less me…
30.) Have you ever stolen anything from your friends?
I did steal a lemon drop from that old coot Dumbledore one time…but he's a mere colleague, does that count?
31.) Have you ever been to jail?:
yes, but good ole Dumbl-ey got me out!
Bulletin Comment from: LemonDropLover
Comment: Not such an old coot now, eh? –Wait! You stole a lemon drop from me? I'll have you locked in Azkaban for good!
33) Do you like the smell of beer?:
I don't prefer beer to any of my senses
34.) Have you ever died or killed someone in a dream?:
does real life count? I mean, my life's been pretty nightmare-ish….
35.) Have you ever given to charity?:
I haven't strangled Potter yet, so I suppose that's promoting the general welfare, which is charity when you think about it.
36) Would you ever kill a dog for $1000?
Who told you about that?
37.) Do you ever get depressed?
I don't have time for emotions…I'm too busy keeping Potter from killing himself!
38). Do you live with your parents?
I killed them…I mean no, not since their accident
39.) Do you have plans for your future?:
Stay alive, take over the Muggle heir-archy, get the potions ingredients out of my hair
You are
[ short, under 5'4
[ 54"-5'5"
[ 5'5"-5'6"
[ 5'6.5 - 5'7 ''
[ 5'7" - 6'0
[ tall 6'1 and up
[X} I don't know American measurements…
NATURALLY
[ blond
[ redhead
[ brunette
[ dirty blond
[ brown
[X} black
[ Indian red/light brown
[ Don't Know; Dyed To Much
EYES
[ blue-eyed
[ brown-eyed
[X?} black-eyed
[ green-eyed
[ Hazel-eyed
[ gold/gray-eyed
[ silver/gray- eyed
[ blue/green-eyed
[ blue/gray-eyed
[ green/gray-eyed
[ they change colors
[ blue/grey eyed
[ glasses
[ contacts
[ X} neither
[ short hair
[X} medium long hair
[ long hair :)
[ i dont know, you tell me
Your favorite color(s) is/are?
[ red
[ khaki
[ aqua
[ pink
[ hot pink
[ yellow
[X} black
[ green
[ lime green
[ blue
[ white
[ turquoise
[ silver
[ purple
[ brown
[ orange
[ gray
[ fuscia
[ maroon
[ gold
[ teal
[ coral
[ clear
[ bronze
[ I don't really care
[ Rainbow
[ I basically like all colors
Your personality is sometimes...
[ talkative
[ shy
[ funny
[X} serious
[ laid back
[X that's a personality? meh} strict
[ hyper
[X}sarcastic
[ slow
You like listening to:
[X pop
[ country
[ Christian
[X orchestral/classical
[X techno..one time, when I WAY too much sugar with Flitwick at end of term celebrations
[ x oldies
[ X opera
[ 80's
[X disco
[ DNB
[X rap
[ classic rock
[ punk
[ pop punk
[ metal
[x reggae
[ rock
[ alt/indie rock
[X emo
[ foreign rock
[ ska
[ lots of different stuff.
[ r&b
[ the radio
The pets you have HAD?
[ cat
[ dog
[ X lizard…but father killed him :(
[ rat
[ ferret
[ bunny
[ fish
[ horse
[ bird
[ X frog….useful for potions
[ hermit crab
[ turtle
[ hamster
[ snake
[ gerbil
[ guinea pig
[ pig
[ goat
[ chinchilla
[ tarantula
[ geese
[ baby chicks
[ baby ducklings
[ none
[ hedgehog
[ snail
[ piranha
[ seagull
[ X newt…their eyes came in handy later
[ pigeon…what the frick?
Your confessions:
[ I'm afraid of silence
[X I am really ticklish
[ I'm afraid of the dark
[ I've collected comic books
[ x I sometimes shut out others
[ I open up to others TOO easily
[ I read the newspaper
[x I love Disney movies
[x I am a sucker for gorgeous eyes/ahh, Lily
[ I am a sucker for a gorgeous smile
[how the fuck else can I make potions? You don't kill bugs
[ I have an "x"(s) in my screen names
[x I cook well
[X..no one sees what's under the robe! I have worn pajamas to class
[ x I love Martha Stewart
[ I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS
[ I am self-conscious
[ I love to laugh
[ I can't swallow pills
[ x I bite my nails
[ I play computer games when I'm bored
[ I have gotten lost in the city
[X/see above Have gone out in public in my pajamas
[ I have made out in an elevator
[ I have been skydiving
[ I have been bungee jumping
[ x I have bitten someone
[ I have egged or rolled a house/car
[ I have smashed/bumped into a car
[ I have been fired
[ I have been skinny dipping
Have you ever...
[X seen a shooting star
[ joke proposed to anyone
[ gotten stitches
[x eaten sushi
[ gotten the chicken pox
[ Ridden in a taxi
[x Been on a cruise ship
[ Driven over 400 miles in one day
[ Been on a plane by yourself
[X had surgery
[X seen a movie more than 3 times in the theater
[X been on stage
[ x gotten a black eye
[X memorized all the dialogue in a movie
[ watched an entire baseball game
You like...
[x old movies
[x musicals
[ x blasting music
[ X foreign foods
[ gameboy Pokemon
[x Christmas time
[for scientific purposes} animals
[x coffee
[X tea
[x summer
[ x winter
TWO'S OF EVERY KIND
Three Names You Go By:
sir. Professor. Savvy.
Two Things You Are Wearing Right Now:
trousers and a robe
Two favorite animals?
bat and fairie (they SHOULD be animals…the blasted beasts. And don't give me any of your pro-fairy sentiment! You haven't seen what I've seen!)
Two Reasons you're doing this survey:
Voldie sent it to me, and I'm afraid of unicycle-riding giraffes
Spell your name without vowels:
svrs snp
How many pairs of jeans do you own?:
none
What color(s) do you wear most often?
BLACK
Last song heard on the radio?
my bat sonar picked up "Dust in the Wind" last nite…I mean…er, idk
What's for dinner?
wutevr the house elves make
Are you happy with your life right now?
I'd be happier if the war was over. Honestly, I don't care which way it goes as long as I live. Lily's kid apparently doesn't care anymore, so why should I?
Do you own a...
PS2:
No
XBOX?:
No
xbox 360?:
No...
PSP?:
No
Gamecube?:
No
Wii?:
No
Do you shop at stores like Aeropostale and American Eagle?
no, I despise France and America
How do you make money?:
teaching and Potions seminars…on the record
Last thing you bought?
a scarf for Voldie
How's the weather?:
I don't know, I stay in the dungeons all the time
Favorite pair of shoes?:
black hooker boots, I mean, just black boots
Do you own big sunglasses?
YESH!
What should you be doing right now?
Torturing first years…
Who did you hug today?
no one
How many beds have you laid on today?
two, mine and I tested a bed of nails at the Death Eaters' meeting
Name one thing that you do everyday?
deduct Gryffindor points
What's the color of your bedroom walls?:
stone
What's your favorite sport?:
Harry Hunting; a nice Muggle boy from the Surrey/Little Whinging area taught it to me some odd years ago when I had Polyjuice Potioned myself into some Pierre Polkins kid by mistake. A delightful game,,,
Look to your left, what do you see?
a spider web
Do you have plants in your room?:
NO
What's your favorite starbucks drink?
double chocolate chip frap! No whip!
Recent time you were really upset?:
Dumbledore put on the ring!
Time ended:
11:23