If I were in AC.
What would happen if YOU yourself were the character in Animal Crossing and
didn't have to follow exactly what the game says? Well, I have decided to
make my own little adventure. Hope its good.
Setting: a large, normal house in the living room
Mom: Hello Dear! Happy Birthday!!! (Sets down a cake on living room table)
Kirby: go away, please. I'm watching TV.
Mom: Oh, come on, Kirby. That's all you've been doing this whole day- watching TV. Come, let's celebrate. You're turning 13 today!
Kirby: uh exactly. And here's a better idea. If you're just going to always be bugging me, why don't you just go somewhere else and leave me alone!
Mom: Well, all right.if that's what you want.(turns and walks out of room)
Kirby: Finally!
Mom: (suddenly appears back in room about to say something to Kirby)
Kirby: (before Mom can talk) AUGH! Go AWAY! What don't you people get?! I don't want to talk to you. I don't care if it's my birthday or not. Stop bothering and checking up on me. (Marches out of room)
(It's night and Kirby is in her bed -yes, I know Kirby is a boys' name but oh well-)
Kirby: (crying) oh, why can't I just have a NORMAL family who doesn't bother me so much? (Sob) I wish I could just go away! Go away and find a new home.(stops crying) Wait.(looks out window past the long acres to see a train station with a clock at the top saying "11:03 P.M.").Maybe.maybe it's not too late. (Watches the last train pull in till the next day) Or maybe it is!! I have to get to that train before it leaves! Oh, oh, what to do? I don't have time to pack! Uh.uh.(franticly) I'll just bring my entire savings instead. (Opens safe with bag of Bells inside and puts it in pocket) 1,000 dollars! That should be enough.I hope.
(Kirby opens her window and runs out, not leaving a note or anything, being in search of a new life away from her family, hoping they won't find her)
Kirby: (runs as fast as possible for the train station, hoping to get there in time. The train didn't leave yet when she finally got there after a few minutes of running.) Wait! Wait! Hold on just let me get on first!
Monkey: Ok, ok, just get in. Sheesh. Eeeeeeeeeeeeeekkkkkkk!!! Kirby: What's your problem?
Monkey: I spaz out for no good reason sometimes. EEEEEEEEKKKK! (Buzzes as if he were electrocuted)
Kirby: Uh.ok.(gets in train and finds an empty seat facing the back of the train and watches as the train pulls out of the station)* sigh* (closes eyes, leans toward window, and quickly falls asleep)
(A few hours later a cat comes through the back door. Kirby doesn't notice him, but he notices the seat facing Kirby that's open and walks toward it)
Rover: Uh.Hi. Um I was wondering what time it was? Is it 3:00 A.M. in the morning on June 16, 2003 with a 60% chance of rain with snow piling down at 30 mph? -NOTE: That wasn't the day I made this story I just came up with that-
Kirby: (squinting and leaning back up from her sleep) Huh? Well, how should I know? You're the one with the watch.
Rover: (looking down at watch) Hey! I'm smart. I can sit here, right?
Kirby: (annoyed and mumbles to herself) .no.
Rover: Hm? What's that?
Kirby: Uh, yeah, sure. Knock yourself out! (Mumbles to herself again.).literally.
Rover: So, uh.(looking around) Nice night huh?
Kirby: Can I help you?
Rover: Nah.well I was just wondering where you were going at such a time of night.
Kirby: Tell me, is that what you came here for because there's a seat over there that's open too, you know. (Points to open seat across from them)
Rover: Yeah, but I annoy people. It's what I do. I don't know why people think I'm annoying.do you think I'm annoying? But if I'm annoying then who annoys me? Is there any chain of annoying people annoying other annoying people?
Kirby: (mad but trying to be nice) Please, Mr. Whatever.Rover.look. I'm very tired and I'd like to sleep now. Please, if you're going to sit over here, keep quiet.
Rover: But I have to know where you're going!
Kirby: GOSH! Alright! If you must know.I'm going to.going to.uh.(looks up to see where the bus was scheduled to go and sees "Brinstar-35 miles. Estimated time-20 minutes.) Brinstar! I'm going to Brinstar. (That's really my town's name and my person's name is Kirby, but a boy)
Rover: Wow! Really! That's one of my favorite vacation spots. Of course that's what I say to everyone who is going somewhere.but.you never heard me just now.heheh!
Kirby: (mumbling) Yeah right.
Rover: So, what's your name?
Kirby: (thinks) Man, this guy is annoying. Maybe if I go on with this dumb, blue idiot and all his stupid questions, then in 20 minutes I'll be off this thing and AWAY from him! (Speaks now in a nicer tone) Uh, Kirby! My name is Kirby.
Rover: Hrm.well now THAT is an odd name! HAHHAHAHORHORMF!..*Hackuf! Hackuf!*
Kirby: (getting mad) Oh and like Rover is any better! I mean PLEASE! ROVER?? Ha! What kind of a DOG'S name is that?! It's almost disturbing! (Trying to insult him to get him to move)
Rover: (cheerful as ever) Ha! You're right! My name is really disturbing!
Kirby: (mumbles and roles eyes) give me a break.
Rover: Not that my opinion matters much. What matters is do YOU like the name "Kirby"?
Kirby: When you say it, no. (Leans back to sleeping position and gives up on being nice)
Rover: Oh, well otherwise?
Kirby: Sure, why not? Isn't it great? (Sarcastically and leaning the other way, hoping Rover will leave.)
Rover: Well, it's a very cool name for a very pretty boy.
Kirby: (eyes suddenly open wide up and she faces him madly and sits up) Are you saying I'm a boy?
Rover: Sure! Why not? Are you not a boy?
Kirby: (raging mad) NO!
Rover: Ah well. Boy, girl-what's the difference? I mean, I could be a girl for all I know.
Kirby: (now just confused) Uh.yeah.heh.um.no comment.(looking up at estimated time for Brinstar now. It says 7 minutes. Looks back at Rover and thinks).he's freaking me out, but I'd better just finish this stupid conversation. If I survived this long, I can hold my blowing up because of his stupidity a little longer at least.
Rover: So, how much money do you have on ya?
Kirby: And why does that pertain to you?
Rover: It doesn't! That's the whole point! Cause I'm nosy, noisy, and annoying! Yee Haw!
Kirby: (I'll try being nice one more time ((thoughts))) Ok. I have a lot.
Rover: Really? Can I have some?
Kirby: Heck no!
Rover: Oh, ok. How about a.
Kirby: No!
Rover: But I just wanted a.
Kirby: No, for crying out loud, NO! You can't have anything of mine!
Rover: Wow! I didn't know you had a lava lamp with you.
Kirby: I don't.
Rover: Well, I was just going to say I wanted a lava lamp.
Kirby: No! Well.wait, why?
Rover: Cause they're cool glowy thingies.
Kirby: (thinks) This guy's dumber than a bowl of fruit loops. (Talks) Well, uh.sorry but NO, I don't have one and NO you may NOT have my money!
Rover: What's that? You want mustard on your sandwich? You want me to go find you some mustard?
Kirby: What?? What are you talking about? Rover: (spazzing and nervously panicking wide-eyed searching around getting out of seat) Ok mustard!!!!
Kirby: (is confused) No! Wait! Huh?
Rover: (runs as fast as possible to the back of the train and runs over the monkey walking through the train to get through the door in the back and rings phone in the back)
Kirby: (leans over to see what he's doing)
Rover: (faintly heard by Kirby because of the door) Hey Nook! Yeah, it's me, Rover! .No, not the psychotic moron! Anyway, my friend Kirby needs mustard for his sandwich! Lots of mustard! .What do you mean you "Don't sell mustard," you fool? Don't you know who I am? .No, I am NOT the psychotic moron who you think is on drugs! I am Rover. Remember? .What do you mean "Yeah, that's who I just described"? Oh, never mind. But my friend named Kirby needs mustard and he's going to Brinstar, where you are with your shop. Think you could swing by some Mustard for his sandwich? He needs packets. Lots of packets! Ok? .I don't care if you don't sell them! He's loaded with cash, so it shouldn't be a problem. JUST GET SOME!!! Ok? Ok! Bye!
Kirby: Why does he keep calling me a HE? I am NOT a HE!
Rover: (walks back happily and stomps over the monkey just as he was about to get up and sits back in the seat) Well, good news, Kirby, it seems my friend can get you some mustard for sale-dirt cheep!
Kirby: That's not what I heard. And stop calling me a HE. I am a girl. Remember?
Rover: Aw, that's ok. Your lack of nutritional intake it showing.
Kirby: And your over dosage of alcohol and stupidity is showing.
Rover: Aw, no need to thank me. It's all part of a days' work.
Kirby: I'm sure it is. (Sarcastically)
Rover: So, do you have a place to stay yet?
Kirby: Haven't you asked enough questions yet?
Rover: Nope!
Kirby: (sigh) Uh no.
Rover: What do you mean "no"?
Kirby: Uh.no?
Rover: Well, I'm not even that dumb as to move somewhere when I don't even have any luggage. Sheesh!
Kirby: Are you saying I'm dumb?
Rover: In the Animal Crossing way, yes.
Kirby: Well, if I'm dumb, what are you?
Rover: Rover.I think.(looks out window) Hey! It looks like we're about to pull into Brinstar!
Kirby: (excited) REALLY?! (looks out window)
Rover: No, I just felt like saying that.
Kirby: (scowl) Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...
(Monkey that was trampled on twice by Rover finally gets up slowly and has bruises all over him.)
Monkey: Deh.next stop.Brinstar. (sways side to side and falls down to the floor again.)
Kirby: Yes! I can finally get away from y.(pointing at Rover) I mean.get away from this train! It's crammed in here.heheh!
Rover: Say! I just had an idea!
Kirby: Oh no! I'd better take cover.
Rover: Why don't I come to Brinstar too and help you get settled??
Kirby: NO! Please, you'll make me have nightmares for weeks now with that idea. You hanging around me 24 hours a day; 7 days a week?? No, no, NOOO!! Make it stop! (puts hands on head)
Rover: It was just a suggestion. How about you come with me?
Kirby: (looks at Rover wide-eyed) With you? At your house? ForEVER? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
(The whole train shakes from Kirby's screaming. She runs to the front door of the train.) Kirby: Let me out! Let me out, let me out, let me out! The horror! (The train was pulling up the Brinstar station.)
Rover: (coming slowly after her, walking over the monkey again) Hey! Wait! Don't you need more mustard?
Kirby: (looks back at him coming towards her and bangs fists on door trying to escape any more questions of Rover) Please, let me out! (The train came to a stop The door open and she falls on the stone floor face-first, and right when Rover was about to get out behind her, he got slammed by the door's closing in the head and fell backward in the train as it took off again.)
What will happen in Brinstar, since Kirby doesn't really know what or where
Brinstar is?
DA!
Will Rover come back to haunt her?
DA! Will she have to face Rover's friend and the bill for all the mustard he
ordered?
DA!
FIND OUT! (More soon)
Setting: a large, normal house in the living room
Mom: Hello Dear! Happy Birthday!!! (Sets down a cake on living room table)
Kirby: go away, please. I'm watching TV.
Mom: Oh, come on, Kirby. That's all you've been doing this whole day- watching TV. Come, let's celebrate. You're turning 13 today!
Kirby: uh exactly. And here's a better idea. If you're just going to always be bugging me, why don't you just go somewhere else and leave me alone!
Mom: Well, all right.if that's what you want.(turns and walks out of room)
Kirby: Finally!
Mom: (suddenly appears back in room about to say something to Kirby)
Kirby: (before Mom can talk) AUGH! Go AWAY! What don't you people get?! I don't want to talk to you. I don't care if it's my birthday or not. Stop bothering and checking up on me. (Marches out of room)
(It's night and Kirby is in her bed -yes, I know Kirby is a boys' name but oh well-)
Kirby: (crying) oh, why can't I just have a NORMAL family who doesn't bother me so much? (Sob) I wish I could just go away! Go away and find a new home.(stops crying) Wait.(looks out window past the long acres to see a train station with a clock at the top saying "11:03 P.M.").Maybe.maybe it's not too late. (Watches the last train pull in till the next day) Or maybe it is!! I have to get to that train before it leaves! Oh, oh, what to do? I don't have time to pack! Uh.uh.(franticly) I'll just bring my entire savings instead. (Opens safe with bag of Bells inside and puts it in pocket) 1,000 dollars! That should be enough.I hope.
(Kirby opens her window and runs out, not leaving a note or anything, being in search of a new life away from her family, hoping they won't find her)
Kirby: (runs as fast as possible for the train station, hoping to get there in time. The train didn't leave yet when she finally got there after a few minutes of running.) Wait! Wait! Hold on just let me get on first!
Monkey: Ok, ok, just get in. Sheesh. Eeeeeeeeeeeeeekkkkkkk!!! Kirby: What's your problem?
Monkey: I spaz out for no good reason sometimes. EEEEEEEEKKKK! (Buzzes as if he were electrocuted)
Kirby: Uh.ok.(gets in train and finds an empty seat facing the back of the train and watches as the train pulls out of the station)* sigh* (closes eyes, leans toward window, and quickly falls asleep)
(A few hours later a cat comes through the back door. Kirby doesn't notice him, but he notices the seat facing Kirby that's open and walks toward it)
Rover: Uh.Hi. Um I was wondering what time it was? Is it 3:00 A.M. in the morning on June 16, 2003 with a 60% chance of rain with snow piling down at 30 mph? -NOTE: That wasn't the day I made this story I just came up with that-
Kirby: (squinting and leaning back up from her sleep) Huh? Well, how should I know? You're the one with the watch.
Rover: (looking down at watch) Hey! I'm smart. I can sit here, right?
Kirby: (annoyed and mumbles to herself) .no.
Rover: Hm? What's that?
Kirby: Uh, yeah, sure. Knock yourself out! (Mumbles to herself again.).literally.
Rover: So, uh.(looking around) Nice night huh?
Kirby: Can I help you?
Rover: Nah.well I was just wondering where you were going at such a time of night.
Kirby: Tell me, is that what you came here for because there's a seat over there that's open too, you know. (Points to open seat across from them)
Rover: Yeah, but I annoy people. It's what I do. I don't know why people think I'm annoying.do you think I'm annoying? But if I'm annoying then who annoys me? Is there any chain of annoying people annoying other annoying people?
Kirby: (mad but trying to be nice) Please, Mr. Whatever.Rover.look. I'm very tired and I'd like to sleep now. Please, if you're going to sit over here, keep quiet.
Rover: But I have to know where you're going!
Kirby: GOSH! Alright! If you must know.I'm going to.going to.uh.(looks up to see where the bus was scheduled to go and sees "Brinstar-35 miles. Estimated time-20 minutes.) Brinstar! I'm going to Brinstar. (That's really my town's name and my person's name is Kirby, but a boy)
Rover: Wow! Really! That's one of my favorite vacation spots. Of course that's what I say to everyone who is going somewhere.but.you never heard me just now.heheh!
Kirby: (mumbling) Yeah right.
Rover: So, what's your name?
Kirby: (thinks) Man, this guy is annoying. Maybe if I go on with this dumb, blue idiot and all his stupid questions, then in 20 minutes I'll be off this thing and AWAY from him! (Speaks now in a nicer tone) Uh, Kirby! My name is Kirby.
Rover: Hrm.well now THAT is an odd name! HAHHAHAHORHORMF!..*Hackuf! Hackuf!*
Kirby: (getting mad) Oh and like Rover is any better! I mean PLEASE! ROVER?? Ha! What kind of a DOG'S name is that?! It's almost disturbing! (Trying to insult him to get him to move)
Rover: (cheerful as ever) Ha! You're right! My name is really disturbing!
Kirby: (mumbles and roles eyes) give me a break.
Rover: Not that my opinion matters much. What matters is do YOU like the name "Kirby"?
Kirby: When you say it, no. (Leans back to sleeping position and gives up on being nice)
Rover: Oh, well otherwise?
Kirby: Sure, why not? Isn't it great? (Sarcastically and leaning the other way, hoping Rover will leave.)
Rover: Well, it's a very cool name for a very pretty boy.
Kirby: (eyes suddenly open wide up and she faces him madly and sits up) Are you saying I'm a boy?
Rover: Sure! Why not? Are you not a boy?
Kirby: (raging mad) NO!
Rover: Ah well. Boy, girl-what's the difference? I mean, I could be a girl for all I know.
Kirby: (now just confused) Uh.yeah.heh.um.no comment.(looking up at estimated time for Brinstar now. It says 7 minutes. Looks back at Rover and thinks).he's freaking me out, but I'd better just finish this stupid conversation. If I survived this long, I can hold my blowing up because of his stupidity a little longer at least.
Rover: So, how much money do you have on ya?
Kirby: And why does that pertain to you?
Rover: It doesn't! That's the whole point! Cause I'm nosy, noisy, and annoying! Yee Haw!
Kirby: (I'll try being nice one more time ((thoughts))) Ok. I have a lot.
Rover: Really? Can I have some?
Kirby: Heck no!
Rover: Oh, ok. How about a.
Kirby: No!
Rover: But I just wanted a.
Kirby: No, for crying out loud, NO! You can't have anything of mine!
Rover: Wow! I didn't know you had a lava lamp with you.
Kirby: I don't.
Rover: Well, I was just going to say I wanted a lava lamp.
Kirby: No! Well.wait, why?
Rover: Cause they're cool glowy thingies.
Kirby: (thinks) This guy's dumber than a bowl of fruit loops. (Talks) Well, uh.sorry but NO, I don't have one and NO you may NOT have my money!
Rover: What's that? You want mustard on your sandwich? You want me to go find you some mustard?
Kirby: What?? What are you talking about? Rover: (spazzing and nervously panicking wide-eyed searching around getting out of seat) Ok mustard!!!!
Kirby: (is confused) No! Wait! Huh?
Rover: (runs as fast as possible to the back of the train and runs over the monkey walking through the train to get through the door in the back and rings phone in the back)
Kirby: (leans over to see what he's doing)
Rover: (faintly heard by Kirby because of the door) Hey Nook! Yeah, it's me, Rover! .No, not the psychotic moron! Anyway, my friend Kirby needs mustard for his sandwich! Lots of mustard! .What do you mean you "Don't sell mustard," you fool? Don't you know who I am? .No, I am NOT the psychotic moron who you think is on drugs! I am Rover. Remember? .What do you mean "Yeah, that's who I just described"? Oh, never mind. But my friend named Kirby needs mustard and he's going to Brinstar, where you are with your shop. Think you could swing by some Mustard for his sandwich? He needs packets. Lots of packets! Ok? .I don't care if you don't sell them! He's loaded with cash, so it shouldn't be a problem. JUST GET SOME!!! Ok? Ok! Bye!
Kirby: Why does he keep calling me a HE? I am NOT a HE!
Rover: (walks back happily and stomps over the monkey just as he was about to get up and sits back in the seat) Well, good news, Kirby, it seems my friend can get you some mustard for sale-dirt cheep!
Kirby: That's not what I heard. And stop calling me a HE. I am a girl. Remember?
Rover: Aw, that's ok. Your lack of nutritional intake it showing.
Kirby: And your over dosage of alcohol and stupidity is showing.
Rover: Aw, no need to thank me. It's all part of a days' work.
Kirby: I'm sure it is. (Sarcastically)
Rover: So, do you have a place to stay yet?
Kirby: Haven't you asked enough questions yet?
Rover: Nope!
Kirby: (sigh) Uh no.
Rover: What do you mean "no"?
Kirby: Uh.no?
Rover: Well, I'm not even that dumb as to move somewhere when I don't even have any luggage. Sheesh!
Kirby: Are you saying I'm dumb?
Rover: In the Animal Crossing way, yes.
Kirby: Well, if I'm dumb, what are you?
Rover: Rover.I think.(looks out window) Hey! It looks like we're about to pull into Brinstar!
Kirby: (excited) REALLY?! (looks out window)
Rover: No, I just felt like saying that.
Kirby: (scowl) Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...
(Monkey that was trampled on twice by Rover finally gets up slowly and has bruises all over him.)
Monkey: Deh.next stop.Brinstar. (sways side to side and falls down to the floor again.)
Kirby: Yes! I can finally get away from y.(pointing at Rover) I mean.get away from this train! It's crammed in here.heheh!
Rover: Say! I just had an idea!
Kirby: Oh no! I'd better take cover.
Rover: Why don't I come to Brinstar too and help you get settled??
Kirby: NO! Please, you'll make me have nightmares for weeks now with that idea. You hanging around me 24 hours a day; 7 days a week?? No, no, NOOO!! Make it stop! (puts hands on head)
Rover: It was just a suggestion. How about you come with me?
Kirby: (looks at Rover wide-eyed) With you? At your house? ForEVER? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
(The whole train shakes from Kirby's screaming. She runs to the front door of the train.) Kirby: Let me out! Let me out, let me out, let me out! The horror! (The train was pulling up the Brinstar station.)
Rover: (coming slowly after her, walking over the monkey again) Hey! Wait! Don't you need more mustard?
Kirby: (looks back at him coming towards her and bangs fists on door trying to escape any more questions of Rover) Please, let me out! (The train came to a stop The door open and she falls on the stone floor face-first, and right when Rover was about to get out behind her, he got slammed by the door's closing in the head and fell backward in the train as it took off again.)
What will happen in Brinstar, since Kirby doesn't really know what or where
Brinstar is?
DA!
Will Rover come back to haunt her?
DA! Will she have to face Rover's friend and the bill for all the mustard he
ordered?
DA!
FIND OUT! (More soon)