This is a one-shot I'm using to get my anger out because I just received very upsetting news! Don't ask, just read! All maximum ride-all the time!
Hunting the Witch
Flying high over the Pennsylvania woods, I looked down on a group of kids huddled together around a small fire. I looked at Fang with a wicked smile on my face. I was happy I had Fang. He was the only one who had been helping me with my sudden need to prank people. I don't know why I did it, but I did. And it was fun. So here we go…
"Let's land!" I said excidetly, going through my over stuffed pockets, looking for something to use.
He rolled his eyes. "Fine, but please, please don't throw any bombs. The cops were after us after the last time."
I giggled. "That was the best, though, Fang!"
"No, Max."
"Fine. I have eggs."
"What!"
I pulled three, perfectly round, white, eggs from my pocket and flashed them in his face. "There purdy!"
"Um…Max, are you okay?"
I nodded my head wildly. Man, I felt like a mental patient! But, hey, I wouldn't be lying if I said it felt good.
"Dive bomb!" I cackled, swooping down towards the camp. I took two of the eggs and pelted them at two of the unsuspecting campers. One of the girls got away and ran through the woods. Wow, human stupidity. There just eggs.
Fang couldn't help to laugh as I began the high speed chase through the woods, following the poor soul. I was, in many different ways, hunting a witch. Might as well scare her witless.
I flew ahead, and then landed right in front of her. She screamed and fell on her butt. I smiled and flashed my wings, blocking the sun. "What's your name?" I asked.
"A..April." She mumbled.
"April, I have come to take you down to hell, where you belong."
"Ahhh!"
And then I threw the last and final egg at her. Ah, that was fun.
I was on such an adreneline rush that when I flew up, I grabbed Fang's hand and dragged him down to a tree. I pushed him against the trunk and pushed my lips to his. At first he was still, but the he soon melted…
No offense to anybody named April (insert evil laugh here, prego!)
Fang: Is that character based of off of somebody?
Me: Well, I guess it could be.
Fang: I feel bad for the poor soul.
Me: *laughs* oh fang, such a funny boy.
Fang: *leans down and kisses me on the cheek* I'm anything you want, since you are dreaming.
Me: *sighs* then go eat that moutain of chocolate.
Fang: *flies away and eats whole mountain of chocolate.