Monkey: Hola everyone! Okay so we are new here so be patient with us kay. I figure I better warn u that this is a joint account and two other people will be writing my stories with me. GRRR. Here they come now.
Doggie: Monkey I hope you weren't scaring our readers.
Monkey: Nope. Oh it probably would be a good idea to read our profile so that you understand better.
Kitty: Wow Monkey is actually calm today.
Doggie: Only because she hasn't had much sleep so she's in a sleepy hyperness and a lot more calm today then many.
Monkey: Let's just get the story started. Disclaimer: Don't own ... What is the story we are writing?
Doggie: Sigh we are writing a one piece fic.
Monkey: Ohh. Don't own one piece or any of its characters. There I did the stupid disclaimer now Doggie start typing.
Chapter One: Today Sucks!!
"Sanji please report to the office immediately."
Great, just what I need today. Sanji walked out of the cooking room, heading to the office. His thoughts turned to what his day had been like. So far he got into another fight with a chief and almost cracked his already healing ankle.
"Sanji you might want to..." called a red haired teacher.
The sensei's voice pulled him out of thought. He turned his head to look at his sensi. His foot slipped into a cracked tile on the floor. He tripped and yanked his foot from the tile and landed hard on his ankle.
"Tried to warn you." The red head came over to help Sanji up.
"Thanks Shanks-Sensei." Sanji placed weight onto his ankle wincing as pain raked through his whole leg. He shifted weight to his left leg to ease the searing pain.
"Here let me help." Shanks placed Sanji's arm on his shoulder and headed for the nurse's office. Sanji limping all the way, making sure not to put a lot of weight on his ankle. of all the stupid things he'd done, this was the worse. He probably broke his ankle again. Damn random tiles missing in the hallways.
"Really should get those fixed huh!" Said Shanks as if reading Sanji's mind.
"Yeah." Sanji started staring of into space again.
They made it to the nurse's office within a short time. An old lady with a large nose and strange star covered clothes. A little boy with a pink hat on his head clung to her leg.
"What do you want?" Shrieked the old Doctor.
"Hello Dr., Sanji here hurt his ankle. Would you be so kind as to look at it?" said Shanks with the best polite smile he could muster. A slight twitch of his eye was all that indicated that he hated it here.
"Place him on the bed and I'll look at it. I'm pretty sure your busy Shanks So Leave." Called the Doctor as she went to her office, emphasizing Leave more than anything.
Sanji plopped onto the bed and watched Shanks take off as fast as he could without being rude.
"So old hag what's wrong with my ankle?" Sanji yelled over his shoulder to where the doctor was now. The doctor lifted his ankle and twisted it in various directions. Sighed and let go of his leg. She walked to a counter and examined what she had to work with.
"Broken." The Doctor lifted a tin container and through it at Sanji's head. Hitting him with aloud clattering noise in the back of his head. "Don't call me old hag."
The little boy came out of the office carrying various objects. Placing them next to the Doctor. This process bored him so much. He'd broken that ankle; at least 10 times. This was however a different case. Each time he broke his ankle he was fighting Zeff or some random punk, so why did he merely break it this time, by tripping.
"I warned you last time you broke your ankle that it needed time to heal. You just broke it a few weeks ago."
"Whatever. Just take care of it already old hag."
"Chopper you take care of him." The Doctor stomped out of the room and slammed her door shut.
The little boy went toward Sanji to finish wrapping and making the cast. His small fingers working fast and with care. Sanji watched as the little boy finished the cast with ease. He became mesmerized watching the boy. Chopper finished with the cast and started putting things away.
"Tha..." Sanji started, but was rudely interrupted.
"SANJI!!" yelled a boy, with a straw hat on, the minute the door opened. Chopper jumped and took of running to the doctor's office. The straw hat boy ran and tackled Sanji to the bed.
Sanji squeezed through the massive bear hug that was crushing his lungs making it hard to breath. He moved and sat back down on the bed with the straw hat boy next to him.
"Saaannnjiii. You got called to the office."
"I know Luffy. I was headed there before I broke my ankle."
"Shanks-Sensei told me to go to the office and find out why." Luffy held out a piece of paper with instructions to show a new kid around schools.
"Great, just what I need today. So where is this Damn new kid?" Sanji wanted to yell at Luffy so bad, but held back. It wasn't Luffy's fault that he broke his ankle again or that he had to chopher around some God Damned new kid.
Luffy jumped of the bed and ran to the door. Yanking the arm of a green haired man. The man looked startled at being manhandled all of a sudden. Luffy dragged the green head to the bed, smiling from ear to ear.
"This is the new kid." Luffy smiled even harder. (Kitty: If that's even possible. XD)
Sanji sat dumbfounded, looking at the person next to Luffy. He got up placing little weight on the cast. Pain seared through his leg with just the little touch, he swear under his breathe, leaning on Luffy for support.
"Oi hag, get me some fucken crutches so that I can get out of here." Yelled Sanji, yanking Luffy down when random objects got flung. Crutches included. Sanji grabbed them out of the wall and started walking out of the room.
"Hurry up. I don't have all day." Sanji looked at the schedule in his hands. Looking at the name on there. "Roa..." Sanji's voice trailed off looking questioning at the newbie.
"Ro-ro-no-a Zoro." Zoro said sounding out each syllable to emphasize how to say his name.
Kitty: Yeah it's finally finished. It was so hard to try and get this down on paper. Harder than I thought it would be.
Doggie: Only cuz you're a slacker.
Kitty: AM NOT!!
Monkey: Okay yall review please so that way chapter two will be up faster. We get inspiration from reviews.
Doggie: Except for the slackers.
Kitty & Monkey: WERE NOT SLACKERS!!
Doggie: Well hoped you enjoyed the story.