Se/cert- Adj.- kept from the knowledge of others.

Everyone has them some bigger than others. For example like how Pansy Parkinson and Ron Weasley have meetings in a closet every Thursday, if you know what I mean. OR how Colin Creevey is a cheater when it comes to developing camera film, he can't do it to save his life. But no those are tiny secrets compared to Hermione Granger's secret. Like I said everyone has them. She may seem like a sweet innocent know-it-all bookworm at school, but during the summer she is the complete opposite. She is erotic and provocative it's the way she dresses, sings, and dance some people at school would call her names.

They would call her names if she didn't have a plan. The plan will blow her classes mind maybe in a good way or a bad way. Every year the graduation class has a club where people can unwind and relax by watching other class members perform. Just wait and see what has in mind for her prejudice class.

The lights were bright the music had a good beat and the MC, Dean Thomas, was about to announce that the live entertainment was about to start.

Backstage was chaos makeup everywhere, people shouting cues and very ready bookworm. She wore a silk robe to cover her reveling outfit along with 4 inch heals. In front of her was Pansy Parkinson, who was wearing a black cocktail dress, she was singing two songs. Because of You by Kelly Clarkson and Hit Me Up by Gia Farrell. After her it was Hermione's turn, she was nervous but not really. She was doing this for a reason to prove to the stupid Slytherin boys that a mudblood could get them all hot, bothered and wet.

The applause meant that Pansy was done with both songs. The lights went down as the robe fell onto the ground around her feet. She wore a pair of lacy boy shorts with a corset top. Her hair was in loose controlled curls that framed her face.

She walked onto the stage towards the center where there was a chair and she sat down. The music started up along with the lights. All the Gryffindor guys were in shock all the other people just stared in awe.

Her voice rang through the great hall. Some would say it sounded like an angel or a seductress. But all the girls agreed the lyrics were the best.

"If you see me walking down the street
Or in the pages of your magazines
Looking just a little differently
Showing off a softer side of me
They say I'm looking like a lady
They say that love has gone and changed me
But don't be fooled by everything you see
I gotta let the naughty in me free

There's a woman inside of all of us
Who never quite seems to get enough
Trying to play by the rules is rough
Cause sooner or later something's gonna erupt cause

I still got the nasty in me
Still got that dirty degree, still got it
And if you want some more, sexy
Still got that freak in me, yea

I still got the nasty in me
Still got that dirty degree, oh yea
And if you want some more, sexy
Still got that freak in me

No matter what you're thinking of me, still dirty
And if ya still rolling with me, still got it
No matter what you're thinking of me, still dirty
Still got that freak in me

Why is a woman's sexuality
Always under so much scrutiny
Why can't she do exactly as she please
Without being called a million things
They say I'm not the girl they used to know, used to know
Cause I don't always wear revealing clothes, oh oo woah
But don't be fooled, the moment I get home
I'm letting loose, giving a private show, oh don't cha know

There's some women out there
Who talk and stare
Who never seem to let down their hair
Like to pass judgement but they're just scared

And don't know what they're missing
So they better beware 'cuz

I still got the nasty in me
Still got that dirty degree
And if you want some more, sexy
Still got that freak in me, still got it in me

I still got the nasty in me
Still got that dirty degree, oo yea
And if you want some more, sexy
Still got that freak in me, oh yea

No matter what you're thinking of me, still dirty
And if your still rolling with me, still got it
No matter what you're thinking of me, still dirty
Still got that freak in me

Don't tell me to behave
Cause I'll never play that game
Don't tell me what to do
Cause I'll never be uptight like you
Don't look at me that way
Cause I ain't never gonna change
And if you're talking bout my life
You're only wasting your own time

If I wanna wear lingerie outside of my clothes
If I wanna be erotic in my own videos
If I wanna be provocative, well that ain't a sin
Maybe you're not comfortable in your own skin

I still got the nasty in me
Still got that dirty degree, in me
And if you want some more, sexy
Still got that freak in me

I still got the nasty in me
Still got that dirty degree, in me
And if you want some more, sexy
Still got that freak in me"

When the last key was sung the lights turned a passionate red and the music started again.

"Come here big boy

You've been a bad, bad boy
I'm gonna take my time so enjoy
There's no need to feel no shame
Relax and sip upon my champagne
Cos I wanna give you a little taste
Of the sugar below my waist
You nasty boy

I'll give you some ooh la la
voulez-vous coucher avec moi
I got you breaking into a sweat
Got you hot, bothered and wet
You nasty boy (nasty naughty boy)

Baby for all it's worth
I swear I'll be the first to blow your mind
Now if you're ready, come and get me
I'll give you that hot, sweet, sexy lovin' (lovin')

Hush now don't say a word
I'm gonna give you what you deserve
Now you better give me a little taste
Put your icing on my cake
You nasty boy (boy)

Oh no

Ooh there I go again
I need a spanking coz I've been bad
So let my body do the talkin'
I'll slip you that hot, sweet, sexy lovin' (lovin')

Come on daddy
Ooh ooh ohh
ooh ooh yeah
Come on, sugar

I got you breaking into a sweat
Got you hot, bothered and wet
You nasty boy (nasty naughty boy)

Baby for all it's worth
I swear I'll be the first to blow your mind
Now that you're ready, give it to me
Just gimme that hot, sweet, sexy lovin' (lovin')

Now gimme a little spanking
Is that all you got
Come on DADDY
Don't play with me
Give me that hot, sweet, nasty
Boy don't you make me wait
You better give me a little taste
Put your icing on my cake
You nasty boy"

When she was done guys where staring at her with lustful eyes. Before she left the stage she said three words, "Eat that Malfoy." The crowd clapped loudly as she walked away.

Her plan worked a Slytherin never bugged her or any other muggleborn again. Plus she was able to wear short skirts and heels without being a called a slut by girls because they envied her. On the downside Harry and Ron were more protective, but what is life without a little,

Chal/lenge-N- anything that calls for special effort.