JURASSIC PARKS
Well here we are, in Jurassic park don't that rock your boat? Well.. um ya I really got no summary basicly so um im just making this up as I go
Characters:
(Real Person from JP3) ALAN GRANT
John
Eric
Bob
Fob
Lia
Don
Biscuits
Donut
(Dinosaurs
plane flying
Alan: hey what you cant land here
John: its ok Alan just sit down alright?
Alan: oh hell no…
Bob: you sit your ass down now
Alan: bull I am
Bob: pulls out a gun
Alan: oh I meant yes sir
Bob: that's what I thought, don't know who your messing with.. I got eyes on back of my head, I can sense things better then a cheetah… so you better watch yourself
Alan: pulls middle finger on bob when he's not looking
Lia: John we need to find your sons
Eric: shut up already man cant believe im riskin my life for this hes dead ok? Been freaken 5 months you really think hes still alive after 5 months on a bloody dino island? Please tell me do you really think he's still alive? Ok if you do then you're stupid. You know what you got a better chance at getting hit by lightning then winning the lottery buying a beach house getting attacked by a shark while you swim then live to tell bout it then go sky diving and have your parachute not work and still live again after hitting full force on ground. Do you know how rare that is? If I find your son I will sell myself to you as your servant ok? With all you watching I will sell myself willingly as your servant.
Lia: hey
Eric: ya?
Lia: shut up?
John: yes indeed hush up you annoy me sometimes eric
Eric: oh yea gang bang the short white kid huh? Well you guys can all work in my salt mine
Fob: can you all just shut the $ up? Im trying to sleep because why? Itll prolly be my last
Lia: can you just shut up for 10 seconds? Gosh you know how annoying you are? And you what the chances of you shutting up is worse then me finding my son
John: yes damn it yes I agree also Id rather a tank with spiked wheels roll back and forth on my balls
Eric: ow.. don't gotta be mean finally shuts up
Don: well ok… so we all done?
lands on island
Retarded Eric, Fob, and Don go off setting up a safe zone
Lia: shouts with mega phone "DONUT BISCUIT ARE YOU THERE"
Lia: DONUT BISCUIT COME OUT DADDY STOPPED HURTING ME
Alan: that's a bad idea
John: what is?
Alan: that thing Lia's doing, please tell your wife to stop that's a very bad idea
John: YELLS " HONEY THAT'S A REALLY BAD IDEA"
Lia: WHATS A BAD IDEA?
DINOSAUR SCREAMS
Eric, Don, and Fob come running back to plane
Eric: EVERYONE GET IN WHERE GETTING OUT
Lia: what about Bob?
Don: he's a professional he can handle himself
Fob: CMON YOU STUPID PLANE FLY
Miraculouly the plane starts flying unlike some other movies were they just sit there and die
Bob pops out
Bob: stop the plain please stop the plain
Fob: damn it bob you know I cant stop this plane
SPINOSAUR POPS OUT AND EATS BOB BUT THE PLANE IS PULL BACK AND FLYS UP BUT HITS DINO ALITTLE THEN HAS TECHNICAL ERRORS
Everyone: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Boom hits the trees
Don: is everyone ok?
Everyone: yea I think im alright
Alan: FREAKIN IDIOTS TOLD YOU DIDN'T I?/!?!? BUT NO YOU HAD TO $&ING LAND ON THIS ISLAND DIDN'T YOU? YOU JUST HAD TO? WHY DON'T YOU EVER LISTEN TO ME? I GOT MORE EXPIERIENCE IN MY PINKY FINGER THEN ALL YOU HAVE PUT TOGETHER
Don: shut up your being an Eric
Eric hey what?
Don: ohhh nothing
Eric: oh are you sure bout that? Because I got a pistol in my pocket that says you did say something
Don: oh um I did say something
Eric: ok what you say?
Don: oh um….Alan interrupts
Alan: he said you were extremely sex and if he was a girl he would totally go out with you
Don: whispers thanks man but hes like 500pd isn't he? I bet that's why plane crashed
Everyone: giggles
You'll only get this part If you watched the movie Outsiders
Eric: oh greasa you wanna tussle?
Don: no thanks
Eric: you know what greasers are? White trash with gay hair
Don: you know what Soc's are? White trash with cool mustangs and convertables and gay hair and bad toenails
Eric: ILL KILL YOU BITCH ILL BEAT THE & OUTTA YOU
Fob: woah you two break it up
John: yea cmon we gotta find our son
Lia: totally, I feel like a tourist
LALALALALALA
Alan: opens then bush its okay it's dead
T-Rex pops out
Alan: nobody move
Everyone: AWWW EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF
Alan: damn it you freaken idiots
Eric: pushes Fob take him
Fob: you little African slave ill kill you
spinosaur pops out and fights T-Rex
Alan falls in between a log and has a flashback of his whole life
Spino then kills t rex and eats him
Alan: gets up and runs damn raptors im trapped
Everyone else: heads for trees
Alan: you gotta be kidding me… im like what 210? What bout Eric he cant even climb a tree hes 500 pounds….
Donut and Biscuit appear just in time to save Alan
Alan: so how long u been out here
Donut: don't know
Alan: you been out for 5 months
Biscuit: its only been 5 months?
Alan: yea
Donut: noooooooo!!!!
Alan: lets get outta here
Donut: good idea
Some how another miracle happens and they meet up and go into a giant bird cage
Alan: what the how we get here? Weren't we just…. Yea ok this is getting a bit #$ up…
Eric: yea I agree
Alan: god… I wouldn't be here if it wasn't for you
Eric: shut up
Alan: Eric have you ever wondered why you have no friends?
Eric: its because everyone is jealous of me
Alan: ….. yes….. that's exactly why everyone doesn't like you
Eric: im glad you see it my way
Donut and Biscuit: OH GOD IT'S A PTERODACTL
pterodactyl picks Biscuit and Donut up
John: wow.. um you gotta be kidding me
Lia: yup… this whole trip has been bull shit,.. yes I said it bull shit.. it is im not censoring this time fucking damnit
Pterodactyl drops Biscuit and Donut right in John and Lia's hands
Yes.. what another miracle just happened.. which one of you readers think this is possible?
John: lets get the fizzle outta here
Lia: CMON LETS GO EVERYONE
All of a sudden they meet up with raptors..
Alan: laughs just great… I coudlve been home watching the Super Bowl…
Eric: shut up not the time
Alan: no you shut up I was forced to come god you guys are just so stupid……………… OH HEY EVERYONE LETS ALL GO TO WHERE THE DINOSAURS LAY EGGS!!!!
Ya are you kidding me? You guys are that stupid
Eric: remembering he had a gun in his pocket you guys im gonna shot them
All of a sudden a raptor comes outs and jumps on……
THE END…
TO BE CONTINUED
Hope you like it guys!!!!