Hey guys! This is my first (published) fanfic so thank you for reading! just so you know, I'll update much faster with reviews but will still update regardless. Alright, I'll do this once-Disclaimer: if you recognize it from Naruto or Naruto: Shipuuden I don't own it. All I own is my oc and my story's plot. I repeat, I do not own Naruto or anything in it!
Nine kittens are jostled awake when the box they are all crammed in is peered into by what appears to be a young girl. "What on earth are you guys doing on my porch?" They all jump up and the girl stares. They stare back. "Well you guys sure are weird. I'll feel horrible if I leave you out here," she sighs "I guess you can come inside." She grabs the box and hauls it inside.
~Cats POV~
"What the fuck is this?!" "Calm down Hidan. It appears we've been turned into...kittens" the last word was spoken with a tinge of disgust. Eight of the nine turn to glare at the smallest one with an orange face. He jumps onto the one closest, a golden colored one with a tuft of fur covering one eye.
"I'm sorry sempai! Tobi's a good boy!"
"Get off me, un!" The golden scratches at the smaller of the two.
"I'm sorry!" He backs into the corner of the box and wilts under all of the glares.
~Normal POV~
The girl sighs in exasperation as the kittens fight. "Alright that's enough!" They all stare at her as she continues, "Time to name you! You, sir-" she points to the kitten that's half white and half black, "Your name will be...Oreo!" Some of the cats seem to snicker as she continues. "YOU-" pointing to the orange faced one "-are Lollipop!" She points to each in turn "Flower, Steve, Stitches, umm...Lion? Ash? Whatever. I'm so sorry about this but...Spot-"she earns a glare for this one "Oh shut it it could be worse! And for you...damn I can't think of anything. Um..Shark? Yeah that'll work. Maybe. Oh well." "Oh yeah, I guess I should tell you my name. I'm Zoey. Also, be nice to my other cats or, well, just don't be mean. You realize you can get out of the box right?" All of the cats look irritated at this but slowly get out one by one. Lion and Lollipop get into a fight right away-well, more like Lollipop was attacked by Lion. Soon the rest of the felines join in excluding Spot and Ash.
~Cats POV~
As they all cautiously climb out of the box Deidara immediately attacks Tobi. "I'll kill you! Tobi's a bad boy, yeah!"
"Tobi's a good boy!" Soon almost all of the felines join in.
"Enough" The simple yet deadly tone Pein used was enough to stop all of them. "We seem to be trapped in this form for now. Itachi and Zetsu will investigate the area." The two in question nod "For now we will have to remain this way. Try to act normal. Dismissed!" Hidan storms off muttering about Jashin-sama and how he won't like this and the rest go to explore.
Itachi and Zetsu wander around investigating and soon run into what must be the cats they were warned about. There is a big, fluffy, dark colored one and a smaller one that looks similar to a Siamese. (A/N a Siberian and a Lynx point) a low growl emanates from the larger one, and the other hisses. The two ninja-turned-kittens prepare to fight, when all of a sudden - "I thought I told you to be nice?" Zoey sighs "Jax, Sophie, you have to be nice too!" She scoops the two up and rests her chin on the big ones -Jax's- head. "Ash, Oreo, these are the closest thing to family I have. Play nice!" Zetsu walks off, indifferent to the whole situation. Itachi does a cat-shrug and walks past Zoey and into the kitchen. Zoey leaves with the two cats in her arms.
Two weeks passed relatively normal considering the odd looking felines. It took a while to get them to eat cat food though. Threatening no food at all ended up working. Zoey wasn't home half the time, and she often muttered about hating school. This normalcy was put to an end on a Saturday afternoon.
All of the odd felines lined up, excluding Pein and Konan, who were standing in front. "We believe we have found a way to undo this strange jutsu" he waited for the murmurs to die down before continuing "Before we undo said jutsu, Itachi report."
"I have discovered we are most certainly not in our world. I believe our best chance of learning more is to talk to the owner of the house." The leader nods in acknowledgement "Very well. Konan, the reversal."
She gives him a slightly irritated glance which went unnoticed "Alright, what you need to do is spike your chakra to its peak, and spread it perfectly throughout your body. Keep the form you want in mind-aka your human form. This should fix our problem. Wait until Zoey is g-"
"FUCK YEAH!" There was a poof, and there stood Hidan in all his naked glory. Konan shielded her eyes while a chorus of protests followed. Soon more poofs could be heard and all but Konan stood. They never listen! She thought while trying her best not to look. "What on earth was that?" Zoey's voice could be heard over the less stoic males celebration along with her footsteps. When she reached the doorway and spotted the naked men, all she could say was "Oh shit!"