I do not own APH an its characters.
Dirty Trick
Gilbert's manners were getting more and more daring as he annoyingly traced the path of her neck down to her chest.
– I keep wondering… – a devilish smile appeared on his lips. – when you're going to give me your vital regions.
– Insolent brat! – she growled. – Wasn't that you who liked to tell everyone I had a penis?
Elizaveta tried to throw her pan at him. He dodged.
– Come on, I know you're a chick, silly. – his face suddenly got near hers. – And I love chicks.
– Yeah, right. – she kicked him between his legs. – Come take your vital regions back, then.
Shit.
N/A: Happy b-day, Cowny! You see, Prussia likes chick(en)s. 8D
Special thanks to Ita(beta), Vannyun and Aiki. You know how to keep a secret, he he.