A/N: I got the most random idea after watching one of the many Pirates of the Caribbean movies. Instead of magical people farting unicorns and rainbows in Harry Potter, I was like... let's make a pirate Harry Potter story. Ooooh and no magic too! This is a kind of drabble soooo.. Lemme know what y'think!
-Carrie
"LAND HOOO!"
There was a crash from above the pirates' heads, and a muffled curse.
A tall black-haired seventeen year old grinned up at his first mate, Ron Weasley. Yeah, his best friend was a bit nutters. Still, it's all you could ask for, eh?
"Land, y'say?" came his voice, the black-haired boy's bright green eyes sparkling brightly. Beneath his feet, Nightjay sang against the waves, and his fellow crew was watching the first mate with amused expressions.
"Oh shaddup." Ron snarled back, but there was a playful glint in his eyes. Snickering, the captain walloped the tall red head on his head and the first mate bit back another snarl.
"GET YER ROPES READY!" The captain hollered, and as Ron stepped forward, he subtly stuck out his foot and the first mate went acrashing into the wood.
His face met the floor, and another muffled curse escaped him. "HARRYYY!" he yelled angrily.
There was a few muffled chuckles, before the pirate crew obeyed the black-haired captain. Harry's eyes were bright with laughter, his face taught with trying to keep his amusement inside. "Get yer ass up, Ron." he snickered, walloping his first mate on the back of the head in a rather playful kind of way.