Legal Junk: I don't own Harvest Moon or Who's Line Is It Anyway.
Writer S: This is HarvestGod's Fanfic that I improved. (With his permission of course)
Chapter 1: Jack's Dream
Drew: Welcome to Who's Line Is It Anyway lets meet our four contestants they are Jack,Elli,Karen and Popuri!
Jack: Where am I?
Drew: You are on Who's Line Is It Anyway!
Jack: I am? Last thing I knew I was in bed.
(Audience Screams You Go Jack)
Jack: For your information I was sleeping. My wife was out getting drunk so back off.
Karen: Are you sure honey?
(Rolls his eyes)
Jack: Of course im sure.
Karen: Well what about when we you know....
Jack: That was last night.
Karen: No shit I don't remember
Jack: That is because you were drunk.
Karen: Oh yeah
Member of the audience: You damn whore.
Jack: Don't call my wife a whore you bastard.
Man: Bring it on.
(Jack flips him off and the man comes up to the stage and tries to fight Jack.)
Drew:Please remove him from the audience this is not the Jerry Springer show.
(A bunch of body guards come and take the man away and Elli and Popuri giggle)
Drew: What's so funny?
Elli: You're sexy drew.
Popuri: Yeah drew
(More giggling)
Drew: Why don't you come over here then?
Girls: Okay
(They go over and wrap thier arms around him)
Drew: I always get my woman.
(Drews wife Kate comes from behind the curtin with a rolling pin and whacks him over the head)
Kate: That will teach you to cheat on me.
(Turns to the girls)
Kate: You better stay away from my husband or else you will get it too.
Elli: Bring it on (Elli gets whacked)
Kate: Do you want some too?
Popuri: Nah I only screw guys but thanks for offering.
Kate: That's disgusting thats not what I meant.
Popuri: It's not?
Kate: No. (Smacks her too)
(Kate starts going crazy)
Kate: Anyone else want some?
Audience: HELL YEAH!
Jack: This is getting disgusting
Karen: Really and you thought I was bad.
Jack: You are.
Karen: What?
(Karen and Jack fight)
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HG: How do you like it so far guys?
Karen: I like it
Jack: Yeah *eyes Karen*
Karen: Don't look at me *They Start Fighting and cursing at each other*
HG: Thats enough you two you have to stay married for the entire story
Jack: God Damn I hate these dumb Fanfics
HG: Shut up or you won't get paid. Popuri how do you like it?
Popuri: What do you think you always make me the slut in all these fanfics.
HG:So you are one
Popuri: WHAT?
*Jack and Karen get up from the floor and start laughing*
Popuri: Dont laugh at me.
*She goes over and starts another fight*
HG: What about you Elli?
Elli: You made me like Drew Carey
HG:So what I made Popuri like him to?
Elli: Do you know how many girls he's slept with
HG:I don't think I wanna know.....
Writer S: This is HarvestGod's Fanfic that I improved. (With his permission of course)
Chapter 1: Jack's Dream
Drew: Welcome to Who's Line Is It Anyway lets meet our four contestants they are Jack,Elli,Karen and Popuri!
Jack: Where am I?
Drew: You are on Who's Line Is It Anyway!
Jack: I am? Last thing I knew I was in bed.
(Audience Screams You Go Jack)
Jack: For your information I was sleeping. My wife was out getting drunk so back off.
Karen: Are you sure honey?
(Rolls his eyes)
Jack: Of course im sure.
Karen: Well what about when we you know....
Jack: That was last night.
Karen: No shit I don't remember
Jack: That is because you were drunk.
Karen: Oh yeah
Member of the audience: You damn whore.
Jack: Don't call my wife a whore you bastard.
Man: Bring it on.
(Jack flips him off and the man comes up to the stage and tries to fight Jack.)
Drew:Please remove him from the audience this is not the Jerry Springer show.
(A bunch of body guards come and take the man away and Elli and Popuri giggle)
Drew: What's so funny?
Elli: You're sexy drew.
Popuri: Yeah drew
(More giggling)
Drew: Why don't you come over here then?
Girls: Okay
(They go over and wrap thier arms around him)
Drew: I always get my woman.
(Drews wife Kate comes from behind the curtin with a rolling pin and whacks him over the head)
Kate: That will teach you to cheat on me.
(Turns to the girls)
Kate: You better stay away from my husband or else you will get it too.
Elli: Bring it on (Elli gets whacked)
Kate: Do you want some too?
Popuri: Nah I only screw guys but thanks for offering.
Kate: That's disgusting thats not what I meant.
Popuri: It's not?
Kate: No. (Smacks her too)
(Kate starts going crazy)
Kate: Anyone else want some?
Audience: HELL YEAH!
Jack: This is getting disgusting
Karen: Really and you thought I was bad.
Jack: You are.
Karen: What?
(Karen and Jack fight)
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HG: How do you like it so far guys?
Karen: I like it
Jack: Yeah *eyes Karen*
Karen: Don't look at me *They Start Fighting and cursing at each other*
HG: Thats enough you two you have to stay married for the entire story
Jack: God Damn I hate these dumb Fanfics
HG: Shut up or you won't get paid. Popuri how do you like it?
Popuri: What do you think you always make me the slut in all these fanfics.
HG:So you are one
Popuri: WHAT?
*Jack and Karen get up from the floor and start laughing*
Popuri: Dont laugh at me.
*She goes over and starts another fight*
HG: What about you Elli?
Elli: You made me like Drew Carey
HG:So what I made Popuri like him to?
Elli: Do you know how many girls he's slept with
HG:I don't think I wanna know.....