A/N: This story wasn't my idea to publish... it's just something I came up with to make MedivalMaiden laugh. She likes it so much that she's making me publish it!! lol. ;-)
An overlarge peanut butter Easter egg with hands and a mouth came up to Harry Potter, who was talking to Ron about quidditch.
"Um, Harry potter? Mr. Potter? MR. POTTER! HARRY POTTER! HARRY WHATEVER-YOUR-MIDDLE-NAME-IS POTTER! TALK TO ME!" the egg screamed at Harry, but he wouldn't answer. Finally the peanut butter Easter egg slapped him.
"What was that for, u stinkin' egg?" asked Harry menacingly.
"I dunno.... I wanted your attention." said the egg. "Hey, I know that u are a good guy and saved alot of people and your famous so you know alot of people, so can you help me?"
"Sure," said Harry. "How?"
"Can you get everyone that you know away from me and not eat me? I REALLY don't feel like being eaten. I was nearly eaten 460,456,546,356,567,856,751 times today and it's only 10:37 in the morning!!"
"OK," agreed Harry, "I'll make sure no one I know will eat you, ok? I'll be your personal body guard. Er... only if you pay me 89 galleons an hour and I get weekends off and fringe benefits."
The peanut butter easter egg was hesitant, but then he said, "OK. You start immediately."
"Ahem...." coughed Harry Potter, "my money?"
"Oh yeah! Here you go!" said the egg and he pulled out a moneybag made out of chocolate. The coins were dripping in chocolate.
Harry disgusted, wiped them off on a hankerchief that appeared out of nowhere. "Alright, now I'm gonna protect you from anyone I know..."
Suddenly a very hairy guy in tights came up to the egg and ate him.
"I didn't know that guy!" said Harry and walked off to class.
An overlarge peanut butter Easter egg with hands and a mouth came up to Harry Potter, who was talking to Ron about quidditch.
"Um, Harry potter? Mr. Potter? MR. POTTER! HARRY POTTER! HARRY WHATEVER-YOUR-MIDDLE-NAME-IS POTTER! TALK TO ME!" the egg screamed at Harry, but he wouldn't answer. Finally the peanut butter Easter egg slapped him.
"What was that for, u stinkin' egg?" asked Harry menacingly.
"I dunno.... I wanted your attention." said the egg. "Hey, I know that u are a good guy and saved alot of people and your famous so you know alot of people, so can you help me?"
"Sure," said Harry. "How?"
"Can you get everyone that you know away from me and not eat me? I REALLY don't feel like being eaten. I was nearly eaten 460,456,546,356,567,856,751 times today and it's only 10:37 in the morning!!"
"OK," agreed Harry, "I'll make sure no one I know will eat you, ok? I'll be your personal body guard. Er... only if you pay me 89 galleons an hour and I get weekends off and fringe benefits."
The peanut butter easter egg was hesitant, but then he said, "OK. You start immediately."
"Ahem...." coughed Harry Potter, "my money?"
"Oh yeah! Here you go!" said the egg and he pulled out a moneybag made out of chocolate. The coins were dripping in chocolate.
Harry disgusted, wiped them off on a hankerchief that appeared out of nowhere. "Alright, now I'm gonna protect you from anyone I know..."
Suddenly a very hairy guy in tights came up to the egg and ate him.
"I didn't know that guy!" said Harry and walked off to class.