First SSB series Fanfic! Yeah! This takes on the 4th tournament, and also adding the assist trophies in this (we have to appreciate them). Enjoy.
At Smash Mansion, in the living room.
"Another beautiful day-," Link said then was caught off when Ike and Marth started arguing, again. For the 11th time.
"No, I'm better at you in Brawl," yells Marth, with Lucina, his how many great granddaughter, supporting him.
"No, I'm better," yells Ike.
"And another day that Marth and Ike fight, again," said Link, sweat dropping.
"Guys," Pit says with a nervous tone, "Can you two stop fighting, please?"
Ike and Marth didn't even pay attention to him. They kept arguing until Ike was at his limit and pushed Marth into Bowser, who was walking nearby.
"WHAT THE HELL," yells Bowser, flames coming out of his mouth as he turned around and literally burning the TV, the Wii, and Wii U, and the wall. Which they got Greninga to extinguish with his water moves. Almost all the smashers came into the room to see what just happened.
"NO," yells Fox, "NOT MY WII!"
Then he turn to Bowser with an angry expression and his blaster gun out, aiming at Bowser. But instead, he lunged into Bowser, tackling him, and the rumble began. Marth got up and went charging at Ike with his sword, which Ike blocked it with his sword and pushed him again but this time to Little Mac.
Little Mac was shoved down to the ground by the force of the push that Ike pushed Marth with. He got up and was pissed and was charging his KO punch, but missed and hit Donkey Kong to the wall. Which broke down, and crashed onto Peaches flowers. Then she came running into the room from the kitchen, where she was cooking with Zelda and Rosalina.
"No," she screams as she ran up to the remains of her plants, "not my precious flowers!"
She turns to Donkey Kong and Little Mac, where they had the I-probably-should-start-running expression their faces. Peach got her frying pan out and started chasing them, and screaming at them.
Both Robins started arguing about strategy as usual. Zelda and Rosalina got into a cat fight because they started arguing about who could make a better pie. The Pokémon were trying to calm the others but epically were drawn to the chaos of whose ever fight they were trying to calm down.
For some reason the rest of the smashers were either joining in one of the fights, for fun or something like that. Or were fighting each other, because of betting.
The only one who wasn't fighting was Palutena, who was face palming at the entrance of the living room and looking at all the chaos. And the fight continued, for a while.
At the assist trophies hotel, in the main room (do hotels even have that?), around the time Link was saying another beautiful day-
"Can someone shut that stupid Nintendog up," yells Elec Man, "I'm trying to sleep, but how the hell can I sleep on the couch if it won't shut up?!"
"You don't have to be so rude Elec," said Ashley, drinking some coffee. Elec grunts and goes back to sleep.
"No, I'm the better swordsman assist trophy," says Ghirahim as he, Lyn, Takamaru, Saki and Magnus as they walked down the stairs.
"No, I am," said Lyn.
"No, I am better than the both of you," said Saki.
"How long are you three going to argue over that dumb petition you guys found on the internet," groan Magnus.
"Until we settle whose better," all three of them said at the same time.
"Great, another loud bunch that won't shut up," yells Elec Man.
Ashley sweat dropped and continued drinking her coffee. Then Midna and Skull Kid run in the room, Midna holding Majora's Mask with her hand hair, and Skull Kid chasing her, yelling, "GIVE ME BACK MY MASK!"
"ARRRRGGGHHHH," Elec yells, and sends lightning at Midna and Skull Kid, but missed and hits Shadow, who was reading, instead.
Shadow puts his book down, turns to Elec with a pissed off on his face and starts charging at him, punching Elec in the face. Elec gets up and starts fighting Shadow. Shadow then gets push into Dark Samus.
Dark Samus turns around and see's Takamaru, first, and starts thinking he pushed Shadow into him. And started shooting him, which Takamaru barely noticed but was able to dodge them in time, and started charging at Dark Samus. Saki, Lyn and Ghirahim all got their swords out and were attacking each other.
The rest of the assist trophies watched the chaos, but then an argument broke out between Dillon and Waluigi seeing which assist trophies were going to win out of the fights, and a fight broke between them. So did with the rest with the assist trophies, except Ashley, who was in the middle of all the chaos. Still drinking her coffee.
Between both buildings of chaos.
Master Hand couldn't take it anymore and they need to stop fighting each other and he gladly know what to do. He went straight into his office, and spoke so loudly that all the chaos stopped instantly.
"ALL SMASHERS AND ASSIST THORPIES IN THE AUDITORIUM, NOW," Master Hand yells into the microphone.
All the fights stop and the smashers and assists went straight to the big auditorium, and sat on the chairs. Master Hand came on stage and spoke.
"Okay," he started, "I had enough with you guys getting into big fights, and I'm not going to even ask who burned one wall and broke a wall in the living room." Eyeballs from the smashers were shot at Bowser, Little Mac and Donkey Kong. "AND where those scratches, bullets and more came from in the main room of the hotel." None of the assists looked at each other.
"So I have decided to do this." said Master Hand.
Crazy Hand came into the room and both Master Hand and Crazy Hand snapped their fingers twice. Then portals came out of nowhere from the smashers and assists feet, which they were suck into and were teleported into some woods. Where they all landed hard onto the ground below.
"Where the hell are we," said Mega Man scratching his head, with a real arm. "What the?"
Some notice the change on Mega Man and started looking at themselves. All of them still had their clothes and had their same form on but some of the others had changed completely. The Pokémon, robots, some of the assist trophies and some of the smashers, were in a human form. The Zelda reps, except Midna, were touching their ears but found them still pointed.
"What the heck happen to us," cries Kirby (pink hair, blue eyes, a pink shirt, green shorts, and shoes) with his new voice.
"I don't know what those hands did to us, but where are our weapons," Meta Knight (I'm making him a teenager in this story, still has his mask, his armour, tunic this time with yellow patterns on it, white pants, his metal purple boots and the metal gauntlets. Skin is a very pale tan, blue hair, and yellow eyes) pointed out.
All the people that had weapons were gone. Then Master Hand and Crazy Hand showed up, except they weren't hands anymore. They were human.
"Where are we," said Charizard (has orange hair, blue eyes, wears an orange hat, blue t-shirt, jeans, and shoes).
"We are in a world that all of you guys are fictional to these people," said Master Hand, "We are in the real human world as we like to call it." All the smashers and assist gape at him and his brother. "This is where you guys will be staying here, for now. It should give you a good break from fighting each with weapons and should teach you guys a lesson."
Crazy Hand threw out a box to them, a big box.
"There are wallets for all of you guys," said Crazy Hand, sounding normal for once, "Use this to buy clothes, a place to stay. The adults have to find jobs while my brother and I already took care for the kids and teenagers for schools."
"Oh, we took your weapons, and magic away. Same goes with the Pokémon moves which were hard like the magic. Also you may find people from your past but they aren't the same person. Anyways, bye. Alright brother let's go," said Master Hand and they both disappeared. Leaving the smashers and assists still gaping. Then the magic users tried using magic, fail. Pokémon tried their moves, fail.
"Let's start passing these," said Peach, as she called everybody's name out loud, on the wallet that had their names on it.
After they passed out all the wallets, Female Robin said, "Hey here's a note and papers for the people that are going to school."
Everybody passed the papers around to everyone and checked if their name was on the list for going to school. Many of them had to go to high school, about median had to find a job, and the rest had to go to elementary school.
Link, Pit, Ike, Meta Knight and Marth decided that they should go and check out and scan the area for civilization. After walking for a short bit, just through the opening of grass, they saw people walking on streets, buildings everywhere, and saw a machine they never seen in their life. Just when they were on the sidewalk, they were met with a dreadful surprise.
Many, many shrieking fangirls.
First chapter done! Yes, I'm making Meta Knight a teen, Kirby a kid same with Pikachu, Luma, Villager and the others that I'm letting go to Elementary school. But the story has to do mostly with the high schoolers who are, Peach, Zelda, Link, Ike, Marth, Pit, Rosalina, Lyn, Takamaru, Ghirahim, Saki, and the others that I'm putting them in high school. I'm too lazy to say who are the adults. :p Next chapter, theirs a new character from the real human world.