He Kissed Me

By Jessica Warner A/k/A The Broken Blood Chamber

Pairing: Trunks/Goten

Genre: Humor

Type: Songfic

Song: "He Kissed Me" by Atom and His Package

Trunks sat boredly in the ice cream parlor. He noticed a waitress that kept checking him out. He flashed her a smile, while finishing his banana split. He left her a hefty tip, and left with her number.

When he reached home he called Goten.

"Guess what I might finally have a date for New Years." He sounded almost excited.

"I still say you should go with Pan.." He chuckled. "She luuuuuvs you" He teased. Everyone knew Pan had an age old crush on Trunks. Goten was always enjoying teasing Trunks about it.

The New Years Party Bra was holding was in 2 days, New Years. She invited tons of her friends from school. When Trunks saw the list he sighed, "This has to have people she doesn' know..how can you have 300 friends???"

"So anyway, whats her name?"

"Sandi. Who are you taking, Marron?"

"Nah..Marron's waiting on you, too. *sigh*, I'm taking this girl from school, Mary." Goten wasn't too bummed about it. The only reason he wanted Marron was he felt her pig tails were usefull, so to speak.

"I think I know her. Well anyway, I'll see you later. Bai." Trunks shook his head as he hung up. Why did all these girls want him? Didn't they notice he had no interest in them, Marron, Pan..they needed to look at someone else for a change.

"Bye." The line clicked dead as they hung up.

{New Years Eve, Bra's Party |

Trunks held Sandi's hand. He was wearing a black t shirt and some jeans, and her, a black dress that was way too tight and way too short, with pink fishnet and boots. Goten showed up with Mary, who was wearing jeans baggier than Trunks' and Gotens combined and a t-shirt. She had short blue hair. Trunks' eyes almost fell out of his head as a constant thought ran through his mind "uber dike...uber dike..."

Mary and Sandi got along from the start. So much that they ditched Goten and Trunks for each other.

it was new year's eve and i was all but wary.

then my girl she decided to smooch mary.

no one to smooch i would not be caught dead.

then into the picture stepped my good friend greg.

Goten handed Trunks another beer. It was his 23.

"Goten I was supposed to get laid tonight..." He complained.

Goten shrugged, "Me too." The two stared at each other for a moment. In a drunken stupor Goten pretended to trip and land on Trunks' lap.

"Hey Trunks...you remember when we were kids and I promised I wouldn't try to make you expiriment with me anymore? I lied.." He started kissing on Trunks' cheek and lips. Trunks, having nothing better to do, openly accepted the feeling.

the countdown came.

i then puckered up, but little did i know what was about to be up.

3-2-1 came he put his hands on my cheek.

and in came his tounge throught my lips and my teeth.

Goten and Trunks could hear everyone behind them counting down. They didn't care, they continued their public make out session.

i went. i took the bait because at 12 am i had no date.

the kiss was alright but i've done better.

it would have been nice, had it not been wetter.

Short, stupid. I know...but I had to.

- The Broken Blood Chamber