Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN any part of Alice in Wonderland nor do I own and characters mentioned.
The mind of the Queen of Hearts
"OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!"
I really wish people would stop ticking me off. If they used one bit of their head, then it would still be on their shoulders, not on the ground. I ask for so little and yet they act like I ask them to dive head first into the abyss. If I was such a horrid person, that infernal white rodent would have been fed to the beasts years ago. If you leave early, then you would not be late.
"WHO STOLE MY TARTS!?"
Thieves. The whole lot of them. I hate them with a bloody passion. Cutting off their hands simply would not convey the message that I will not tolerate stealing. Would they prefer I disembowel them alive and send their families their empty corpses? Or would they prefer I carve out their tongue and stomachs to reclaim what they took from me? See? Taking off their heads is better for everyone.
And why is that Alice girl such a bother? She trespasses here, interrupts the locals, insults my rule, destroys property, lies to me, accuses me of cheating in a game , and nearly drowns parts of my kingdom with her tears. What does she have to cry about really? If I did not know better, I would swear she plans on trying to steal my crown.
I really do wish everyone would stop crossing me. I want to be fair and just, but with all this insanity here, I can not help but stay angry and full of blood lust. After all this, I am going to need to be alone to collect myself again. What good is it when just thinking gets me mad at these people all over again?
It's short, I know. It seems like some things she may have thought about at some point or another. Please tell me what you think. Thank you!