Tomaeggi, a Dangan Ronpa Yaoi Fanfiction

this is for u nazlo

it was a coold cold night. perfect for refridgeration smut tbh. naegg was a small egg. he was sitting alon in his carton, bc he was the only eggi left. woah. all of his egg buddies got eaten by... the monster

the monster was tall. much taller than all the little eggis. woah. he had crazy ass white hair. and the most peculiar thing about him was that he had the head of a tomatio. his name was... tomaeda. [byakyua togami looks at the camera as if he were on the office]

naegg was scare. im scare, naegg said to himself. he was truly scare. but lets be honest, the prospect of being eaten tomaeda was kinda... hawt. DAYYYYYYYUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.

naegg was getting horn. so horny. thinking about tomaeda. but he couldnt masturbate because he was literally an egg. tbh he really shouldnt be sentient either but u know fuck that shit. naegg was tembling and shaking with need when one day...

the fridge opened !' nnnn oh holy fucking shit kiwigiri said over on the other side of the fridge. naegg looked like he was about to jizz his pants, if he had such things.

the egg carton opened

tomaegdai reach inside only to find... his kokoro. jk it was naegggg. yummmm slurpslurp he thought to himself as he eyed the creamy white shell of the naegh. he couldnt wait to let his penis out. oh my god og my go naeggg thought. he couldnt wait to see a penis.

tomaeda wouldve licked his lips if he had any, but instead his face was the soft and nutritious skin of a tomato. while thinking impure thoughts, he began to rub naeggi all over his face while he got a big Boner.

look at my Massive Magnum Collasol Gargantuan Obliterating Dong he murmsred. naegg was in shock. "WOAH" he said at the size of the meat stick. woah. i cant wait to get that inside me he thought

i forgot about this for a month and dont care enough to finish it. good for u nolan have ur disgusting egg/tomato fetish