(Daya & abhijeet, sitting near a computer and arguing on a situation.
Freddy wonders wat is wrong with them, so he go near them & try asking them..)
Freddy: daya sir, abhijeet sir kya baat hai ? Aur aap dono kis baat pe behes kar rahe hai..?
Abi: (puts hand over freddy's shoulder & says) freddy, wo kya hai na, kitne saal huye hum chuttiyo par nahi gaye..
Daya: (joins them by standing on other side & says) toh hum log soch rahe the ki kyun na iss bar hum chale..
(Freddy gets excited..)
Adi: ha aur pichle baar toh hum log tere gav me aye the na, par waha b kisi case k chakkar me hum kul k chuttiya enjoy nahi kar paye the..
Freddy: toh phir se chalenge sir.. Iss bar
Daya: nahi yaar iss bar hum log hil station pe jane k bare me soch rahe hai..
Freddy: ap dono ne ACP sab se baat ki, iss bare me?
Adi: arey marwana chahte ho?
Freddy: kyun sir..?
Adi: arey yaar, agar hum log acp se puchenge toh wo bolega (stands like how acp stands n talk like ACP)
"Yaha pe khoon pe khoon ho rahe hai aur tum dono ko chuttiya chahiye? Case kaun tum dono ka baap solve karega?"
(& mean while ACP enters and says...)
ACP: kiska baap kya karega abhijeet?
Abi: kuch nahi sir, aisehi..
ACP: asehi kya? Baat kya hai ? Daya tum batao..
Daya: kuch nahi sir.. Wo.. Wo yeh.
ACP (says angrily): yeh wo kya? Yeh tum dono mhujse kya chupane ki koshish kar rahe ho?
Abijeet baat kya hai?
Abi: (says naughtily) sir.. Yeh freddy chutthiyo par jana chahta hai..
Daya: (continues) toh hum log usse bol rahe the ki case kaun tera baap solve karega?
ACP: kyun freddy? Yeh dono sach bol rahe hai.. Ya phir yeh tum dono ki chal hai... Kyun Daya..?
Daya: ha.. par.. woh.. yeh.. sir aap yeh abhijeet se puccho... batao abhijeet... (& they give some wiered expressions to each other)
(ACP looks at both of them angrily...)
Abhijeet: ha sir.. wo actually hum log shimla jane ka soach rahe the... matlab kitne saal huye sir hum log silf khooni aur laasho k piche pade rehte hai... kudh k liye time hi nahi hai.. aakri baar kab chutthiya enjoy kiye the wo b yaad nahi hai...
ACP: yeh baat kehne k liye tum log mhujse daar rahe the? (duo puts their head down)... ha abhijeet baat to tum sahi keh rahe ho.. mhuje b yeh kayal aya tha kal raat, ki tum logo ko iss bar kahi bhej du chutthiyo par...
Abhijeet: iska matlab aapne hum logo ko jane ki permission de di?
ACP: Ha, par ek shart par...
Daya: woh kya sir...?
ACP: Agli baar agar aisi koi naat hai toh tum dono sidhe mhujse baat karoge...
Abhijeet (loos at daya & smile): ha sir.. par kaam kaun...
ACP: wo hum log sambal lege... waise kaun kaun ja rahe hai...?
Abhijeet: main, daya, tarika ji aur...
ACP: Daya tumari shreya nahi ja rahi hai tum logo k saat?
Daya: sir... aap b... aap ko kaise pata chala?
ACP: Arey gadho.. baap hu main tum dono ka, main nahi samjunga toh kaun samjega?
(daya totally embarrassed... & puts his head down.. speechless... abhijeet & ACP look at him & blush... as they see him feeling shy)
ACP: daya.. ab aisehi ladki jaise sharmayega ya jane ki tayari b karega? abhijeet...
Abhijeet: ji sir..
ACP: Tickets book kar li ya nahi?
Abhijeet: ji nahi sir.. woh apse bina puche kaise karunga.. main abi jake kar leta hu... waise sir apse ek madad chahiye thi...
ACP: ha batao...
Abhijeet: woh sir... tarika ji... wo salunke saab tarika ji ko chutthiya nahi dega... sir aap...
ACP: Ha ha ha ha... ha ha thik hai gabrao maat, salunke ko main sambal lunga.. agar wo tarika ka boss hai toh kya hua? main uska boss hu...
abhijeet: thank you sir...
ACP: thik hai.. thik hai... daya...
Daya: ji sir...
ACP: Shreya ko bataya?
Daya: nahi sir, abi call kar leta hu...
ACP: Ha jaldi karo, usse uske gar walo ko b batana hai na, jaldi karo... aur freddy tum... tum kyun nahi jate smitha ko leke?
Freddy: (surprisingly) sir, main... nahi sir.. iss bar daya sir aur abhijeet sir ko jane do, dr. tarika aur shreya k saat.. kuch waqt alag se guzarne do...
ACP: freddy... tum b na.. yeh dono hamesha tuje phasate hai par phir b tum unpe apni jaan chidakte ho na...?
Freddy: ACP sir, wo dono mere bhayi jaise... inke tang karne se mera din guzarta hai...
ACP: (& they both of them laugh ) ha ha ha...