911 tapes
*tape one*
"911 this is Isabella how I might be of assistance?"
"Hey Isabella I'm Edward. The voices are back today, and they are loud."
"Okay Edward, stay calm I'll dispatch a ambulance out to you"
"NO! I just want to talk Isabella"
"Sir, I'm afraid you can't use 911 just to talk, there has to be a real emergency"
"Isabella this is my emergency!"
"Sir I'm afraid this just isn't in my job description. Have a good day"
*disconnected*
*tape two*
"911 this is Isabella how may I be of assistance"
"Hey Isabella it's Edward, how are you today?"
"Edward you can't use this line as a social interaction service"
"You didn't answer the question Isabella"
"I'm good Edward now I'm afraid I have to get back to work."
"Goodbye Isabella"
*disconnected*
*tape 3*
"911 this is Isabella how may I be of assistance?"
"Did you know Isabella means beautiful in Italian?"
"Edward everyday you call and everyday I have to say 911 isn't social time, it's used for deep emergencies"
"My emergency is you Isabella"
"Edward I have to go there is another call coming in"
"My Isabella...goodbye"
*disconnected*