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The Un-installment of Harry Potter

"Book. Book. Book. Book. Book. Book. Book..."

The two girls sat, staring at the clock, waiting until 11 AM came around so they could go and get the next installment of Harry Potter. The last installment. For what would be midnight in England was 11 AM for them. Sometimes time differences were a good thing. No sleepless nights on this end of the globe!

Finally the minute hand hit 12 while the hour hand struck 10 and the two girls jumped to their feet. "To the line!" They both yelled and dashed out the door, just barely remembering to grab the keys from the hook. Laughing the two made their way quickly down the street, towards the bookstore where they had pre-ordered their books, the cosplay robes they wore fluttering behind them.

"You think if i pointed my wand and said 'Accio Harry Potter 7 book!' it would come to me?"

"No. Because this is the Muggle world."

"But we don't know that!"

"We are, however, led to believe it."

"Bugger."

The conversation continued along those lines as their wands twirled and they adjusted their bags. Hats pulled down too low or placed stupidly on their heads, just passing time until they got to the store where Heaven waited for them.

At exactly 10:30 AM on July 21st 2007, the two girls entered their local book store, ready to receive the last installment to the series that had sold the most copies ever. And no, we're not talking about a sequel to the Bible. Producing their purchase orders and paying for the book up front they then joined the que, still bubbling with excitement.

"So, home right away, or just sit down somewhere and read?"

"Wouldn't it be better to go home? There's food at home."

"True...but then we'd have to wait until we got there."

"Scary thought."

"We might attack people who slowed us down."

"These people in front of us are slowing us down. I wish we could just kick them aside or something." Glaring at the people in front of her she then turned back to her friend. "We should've hired an assassin to kill them all so we could get it first."

"True. But we still have to wait until 11:01 rolls around. It's not like we have anything to do. They just got here before us. Big deal, there's only 5 of them."

With a sigh of boredom both girls sat down, their eyes scanning the small local bookstore.

"Look." one pointed. "That's an awesome banner. What with all 7 book covers on it. Think they would sell it to us?"

"Nah, the manager's probably put dibs on it. We'd have to be pretty famous or something..."

A familiar spark lit up both of their eyes as an idea came to mind.

"Are you thinking?"

"I think i might be."

"You think it would work?"

"Doesn't hurt to try."

The plan in their minds was so ludicrous, so completely impossible, that no one in their sane minds would have tried it. However, these two were high on themselves right now and nothing was seen to be impossible. The Plan (for it was amazing enough to be capitalized) involved both of them, a trained monkey, a fire breathing chicken and two tons of spaghetti. Needless to say, it wouldn't of worked. Though it entertained them enough until it was time for them to cradle the last Potter child in their arms.

Reaching the front desk, waving their wands and pre-ordered tickets around, the two of them smiled sweetly at the woman dressed as Bellatrix. "Excuse me, miss Bella. We were wondering, if it wasn't too much trouble, for you to check with you Master if we could have that amazing banner hanging in your store." One said.

"Yeah! I'm sure Voldie wouldn't mind." The other said, trying to get her eyes to sparkle and shine in the magical way they do in anime.

"It's LORD VOLDEMORT, not Voldie." The first one replied, sniffing a little at her friends ignorance.

"Yeah, yeah, Lord Moldiewart. Whatever. Banner? Please?"

The woman just rolled her eyes, "It's already be claimed. Move on with your books, you're holding up the line."

Exchanging their tickets for the Precious, they moved on, but not with a few snide remarks at how Voldemort would fall at Harry's hand and they would laugh. Hard. And feel no sympathy for Bella at all.

Once outside, they exchanged grins and started to dance in a way they had dubbed 'Sirius' happy dance'. It consisted of a lot of twirling, a little jiggle of the hips now and then, screwing up their faces in delight and moving their arms up and down. One could say that they looked a lot like chickens. Yet, they did it anyway. When completed, they moved out of the sights of the ever-growing crowd into the security of a back alley they had just noticed.

Chattering constantly one stopped and pointed up to the sky, in utter disbelief. "Bike."

"No." The other corrected, not looking. "We have a book, not a bike. And we're using feet to go home, not a motor vehicle."

"No. Bike. In the sky. They don't fly...do they?"

"Ehh?"

The other had time to turn around and allow her eyes to open wide at the ever-growing vehicle before feeling a small spasm in her body, caused from something she wasn't quite sure, and blacking out. The last thing both remembered was a curse being uttered, and rough hands lowering them down on the floor.

AN : SO. This is a wonderful creation from TWO minds. Mine, and my friends. It will be updated when we find the time to combine our creativeness. Look forward to it! Hopefully the next chapter will be up soon! And, yes, this is TOTALLY AU.