It's Alive!!!
By Akari Van Halen
Rating: G
Disclaimer: HA HA! You don't own the characters or the rights—wait. Neither do I. Darn.
"IT'S ALIVE! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" she cried in helpless victory as she walked out of her office.
"What is it, lieu?" Ed asked, extremely confused.
"He never left! HE NEVER LEFT! HA HA HA!" said Anita, completely ignoring Ed.
He couldn't help but think this was about Lennie. He noticed the door was open a little, so he peeked inside.
"WHAT THE—!" he nearly screamed. Inside the office was the strangest thing in creation. The most random thing in creation as well. Inside that office was a fan's dream—a handcrafted, life-sized Lennie Briscoe standee.
"And she created this?" Ed muttered.