Bella is so damn Beautiful. I just want to… want to… DO SOMETHING

Fun with Bella Swan.

Renee is so damn harebrained. I just want to… want to… SING

A country music styled song.

Phil is so damn good at baseball. I just want to… want to… WATCH

Hideki Matsui.

Charlie is so damn hilarious. Period.

Jake is so damn hot. I just want to… want to… THROW

Water on your skin.

Billy is so damn crippled. I just want to… want to… SLIDE

Down a rainbow to the pot of gold.

Eric Yorkie is so damn greasy. I just want to… want to… WASH

All the monkeys in his brain.

Mike Newton is so damn annoying. I just want to… want to… IGNORE

His entire existence.

Jessica Stanley is so damn dishonest. I just want to… want to… HUG

A bear in the woods that cries is a cute one.

Edward is so damn fine. I just want to… want to… LICK

Everything in my perimeter.

The End.