"Ice cream soda, cherry on top, who's your boyfriend I forgot." Rikku and Yuna chanted. "Come on Lulu, have some fun!"

"I'd rather not." she replied. She stood there, in the green grass watching Rikku jump and Kimahri and Yuna swing a large piece of rope over and over again. Wakka and Auron were some distance away, sitting in the shade of the Al Bhed shelter located in the Calm Lands. Where was Tidus?

"AHHHHHHHHHHH!" Hmm..there he goes! A yellow blotch could be seen darting side to side...colliding with balloons. Training chocobos...go figure. Whoosh...LUMP...thump. ????

"OW!" A blue blizball fell to the ground where it had collided with Tidus in the head, knocking him over. With the chance it had, the poor chocobo ran as fast as it could.

"Hey! Come back!" Tidus tried to run after it and stumbled and fell.

"Why don't you try something else?" said the chocobo trainer. Reluctantly, Tidus decided to take a stroll and see if he could capture any beasts.

The attention was back to the jumping girls. Rikku was now hoping up and down in a fast paced jump.

"T, U, V, W.." Yuna and Kimahri spun it faster,"X, Y, Z."

"That was no fun! I got through the whole thing without a boyfriend!" Rikku whined, still jumping. "I know! Come on Lulu!"

"Lulu, let's see who your boyfriend is." Yuna said, laughing lightly and smiling. Lulu sighed. "If you wish."

Rikku came to replace Kimahri in swinging the rope and they began the familiar chant.

"Who's your boyfriend I forgot!"

Wakka sudden jerked in their direction and nudged Auron at what was happening.

"Now there's a rare site ya?" Laughing with his arms folded. He seemed intensely concentrated.

Lulu clutched her dress with both hands, smiling and started to hop lightly.

"A, B, C, D..." Rikku sang, and winked towards Yuna. Lulu seemed to have no trouble right now, in fact she was doing quite well. Her hair was unraveling a bit but she paid no care to it and she was laughing freely. "It's like I'm a kid again." She thought.

Yuna took in Rikku's signal. Faster and faster they swung. Lulu danced over the rope, spinning in many directions with a gracefulness that made Rikku jealous. Her *watermelons* bobbing up and down, glowing in the suns warm rays. Then she threw her head back. Closing her eyes, she said "Try me!"

"You're asking for it!" Rikku replied. "She can't be better than me." thought Rikku, "I've been jumping since I could stand, no one can beat me."

Wakka and Auron stood a ways, both with their arms crossed.

"She's quite a jumper ya?" Wakka exclaimed, seeming almost...what's the word? Proud.

"Hmm." Auron was taking careful note. Watermelons...they flung up and down, the pale juicy... Bad thoughts Auron!! Auron shook his head. Must not think that, Lulu is not mine. Sure nice if she was though. Bad Auron bad!

He took a swing from his water jug.

Lulu's hairpins fell to the ground, and her hair fell down in dark, shiny braids that landed just short of the grass. She twirled herself, making the braids rise in a beautiful orbit around her and destroyed it by twirling back, all the while her bangs flying in every direction, blocking her vision if she did not have her fire red eyes closed. Her necklaces jingled and rose the same moments as her breasts did. "I'm really enjoying myself." She thought.

"Q, R, S, T, U, V, W..." At that instant, Lulu had stepped on one of her belts and a terrible tearing sound was heard. Distracted, Lulu tripped over the rope.

Wakka's eyes widened, his eyebrows high. When stepping on her belt, she had torn a great rip revealing a good portion of her buttocks, revealing much including the lacey thong that concealed little. Pale and shiny.

But that wasn't the reason Wakka was staring. As she tripped, she leaned forward and the dress top slipped off, her breasts flying out. No hideous tan line. They jiggled a little and were covered by her braids as she fell. Wakka drooled.

Even Auron had peered out over his glasses, eyebrow raised.

"Oh Lulu! Are you alright?" Yuna came over and helped Lulu up.

Lulu's face flushed. "Excuse me, lady Yuna." Clutching the remains of her dress, she headed off towards the Al Bhed trading center to the rooms where she could change.

"She stopped on W." Rikku stated, "Hmm.. wait. Wakka! Are you Lulu's boy friend?" she smiled innocently.

"Ha Rikku, stop acting childish." said Wakka, chuckling.

"She's going to need a new dress." Auron stated. Then he stalked off.

"Where ya headed?" Wakka asked.

"To hunt down Tidus, who knows what trouble he got himself into now." Auron walked on without a backwards glance.