Gotta Kill 'Em All

Disclaimer: Unfortunately I own neither Pokémon nor Heroes of Olympus, or otherwise Pikachu would be one of the seven.

I want to be the very best,

Like no satyr ever was.

To kill them is my happiness,

To slaughter them is my cause.

I will travel on the Argo II,

Crushing far and wide.

Each Drakon has to understand

The power that's in my hide.

(Gotta kill 'em all)

It's my club and me

The fates say it's my destiny

Monster!

Your life will end,

The seven I must defend,

Monster!

(Gotta kill 'em all)

A club so cool,

My skills will pull us through.

You touch me and I'll kill you.

Monster!

(Gotta kill 'em all)

Yeah!

Every quest along the way

With fierceness I will face.

I will battle everyday

Medusa can't handle my face,

And if they come near me, I'll bite,

I'll cause a scene,

Arm and bat I'll win the fight.

Killing monsters is my dream.

Monsters!

(Gotta kill 'em all)

It's my club and me,

The fates say it's my destiny,

Monster!

Your life will end,

The seven I must defend,

Monster!

A club so cool,

My skills will pull us through,

You touch me and I'll kill you.

Monster!

(Gotta kill 'em all) x5

Yeah!

Monster!

It's my club and me

The fates say it's my destiny

Monster!

Your life will end,

The seven I must defend,

Monster!

A club so cool,

My skills will pull us through.

You touch me and I'll kill you.

Author's Note: This is the result of me being lonely on a Saturday and having too much caffeine. I regret nothing.