A few note for those who don't know me: The character "Sailor Gryfalcon" is me. Sailor Dippy is
my best friend and Chibi-Ecchi... you figure it out.

Chibi-Ecchi is a boy...I think...

And Regis is Regis...

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Oh The Insanity... Part 1
by: Zhaneel
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::Sailor Gryfalcon is jumping on her bed. She jumps a bit too high and bangs her head on the
ceiling::

Gryf: Hey! What was that for???

::I enjoy watching you suffer::

Gryf: Yeah, but I don't...

::I am the writer, I can do anything::

Gryf: Great, send me to someplace that's never boring.

::Maybe... Gryfalcon dissapers and reapears right outside the door of the Outer Senshi's house.
The moon is shining bright in the cloudless sky.::

Gryf: Hmmm, poetic. Now what?

::Sailor Dippy appears beside Sailor Gryfalcon::

Gryf: Ah, a plot twist.

Dip: Twist? Where the hell are we?

Gryf: We are outside the Outer Senshi's house while being controlled by an insane person.

Dip: Oooooh. That explanes why Chibi-Ecchi was running around in a short skirt earlier...

Gryf:...

Dip:...

::...::

gryf: Soooooo, now what do we do?

dip: Knock?

gryf: Ok, you go ahead...

dip: no you...

gryf: you...

dip: you...

::-_-; Sailor Dippy and Sailor Gryfalon knock at the same time::

*knock knock*

::No awnser::

Dip: grrrrrrr

*KNOCK KNOCK*

gryf: Ok, now what do we do?

::Gryfalcon tries the door, it's open::

gryf: Now why didn't I think of that....

dip: nobody's here...

gryf: Helloooooo?

dip: We're in Japan, baka!

gryf: Oh Yeah. Moshi moshi!

::no response::

Dip: *slaps forehead* It's night time, don't you think you think everybody'd be asleep?
*funny look* Maybe not everybody but...

::Gryfalcon and Dippy walk up the stairs::

gryf: No! I don't wanna go! Nooooooooooo.......

::trys to fight it, but both walk up the stairs anyways... heh heh::

dip: might I ask what twisted things you have planned?

::You are going to check the rooms... The girls approch a door::

dip: You open it.

gryf: No! What if Haruka and Michiru are in there!

dip: ...

gryf: ...

dip: ...

gryf: ...

dip: ...

gryf: ...

dip: ...

gryf: ...

dip: ...

gryf: ...

::enough! The door 'magically' swings open to revial Chibi-Ecchi wearing Sailor Fuku::

Both: ...

Chi: Wha? I just got up today and felt like wearing this.

Dip:.......ok......

gryf: Hey I got an idea!

Chi: that's new...

::Dippy bops CE::

gryf: Chibi-Ecchi, check and see who's in all these rooms.

Chi: Oooooooh

::CE approches the first door and opens it::

Chi: *dissapointed* It's the one with the long green hair

gryf: You mean Setsuna!?

Chi: Yeah, but she's all covered by blankets... damn...

::Gryfalon and Dippy bop him::

Chi: next room...

::CE tries the next door. He sticks his head in and comes out grining::

dip: Haruka and Michiru's room?

::CE nods slowly and sticks his head back in::

dip: Get outta there or we'll ask Haruka to cut you head off!

Chi: OK OK!

::CE backs out of the room::

Chi: Now this one...

gryf: But that's a closet...

Chi: yeah but...

::Chibi-Ecci opens the door only to find...::

Sailor Star Regis: *WAAAAAY too loud for the middle of the night* You've just won 1 MILLION
DOLLERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gryf dip and chi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

::Suddenly three doors open as the Outer Senshi are awakened.... er... 'interupeted' Oh, and
Haruka is wearing a robe and Michiru is wearing one of those long tee-shirt things::

chi: .....................

gryf: *noticing Michiru's shirt* Hey, I have pajamas like that, only mine has a kitty on it!

::Dippy bops Gryfalcon::

dip: We are in the presence of the supreme ass-kickers and you talk about CLOTHES!??!!!

gryf: Yeah well...

::click::

dip and gryf: Oh my...

::Sailor Dippy and Sailor Gryfalcon drop to their knees and begin muttering random things::

dip: ...kick ass.....

gryf: ...time guardian...

dip: ...really kick ass.....

gryf: ...want the job...

dip: ...slap Moonie...

gryf: ...big shiny glaive...

dip: ...kill the inners...

gryf: ...go boom...

chi: ...hot...nudity...

SSR: ...money...

::Everyone sweatrops::

::Haruka, Michiru and Setsuna reach for their henshin wands but...::

All four: *cringe*

::Hotaru interrupts::

Hotaru: Could you please explain how you know our identities?

dip: Well... uh....um...

gryf: We come from another world. Setsuna you must be familiar with the theory that
new worlds are created through matters of chance and probability.

::Setsuna nods::

Everyone one else: O_o;

gryf: I believe that the world we're from is a sister world to the one you live in. I was
transported here through an odd gathering of energy...

::That would be me::

gryf: When bringing me here, this energy created several twists in the past, present, and future.
*points to Dippy* Sending her after me. *points to CE* Making him wear a dress. *points to SSR*
And turning him into a starlight. It also was responsible for it's own creation because...

::Enough!! Enough!! Gryfalcon shuts up::

dip: It can also do that.

:: :-P ::

Haruka: How can we be sure you're telling the whole truth? *reaches for her henshin wand*

Michiru: *puts a hand on Haruka's shoulder* Anyway, we can't just throw them out, it's the middle
of the night.

Haruka: Yeah but...

Michiru: *Gives Haruka a _look_*

Haruka: Fine... What are your names?

gryf: I am Sailor Gryfalcon

dip: I'm Sailor Dippy

chi: They call me Chibi-Ecchi!

Everyone: ...

SSR: I'm Sailor Star Regis and this is 'Who Wants to be a Millionare!'

::Dippy and Gryfalcon bop SSR::

Setsuna: And is that the gathering of energy?

::Yep. Chibi-Ecchi floats into the air and slams his head on the ceiling::

Setsuna: Hotaru, would you please find them all a place to sleep?

Hotaru: Hai, Setsuna-mama.

gryf and dip: *grin*

::the Three older Outer Senshi head back to thier rooms as the little soldier of distruction
leads the four strange people downstairs::

gryf: Hey Hotaru, have you ever heard of a dub?

Hotaru: No, what's that?

dip: Um... we'll tell all four of you tomorrow.

::After some debating, the sleeping arangements were: Sailor Dippy on the over-stuffed recliner
...::

dip: ZZZZzzzzzzzz...

::...Sailor Gryfalcon on the leather couch...::

gryf: Oooooh, leather... ZZZZZZzzzzz...

::Chibi-Ecci on the floor::

chi: Could you at least give me a pillow?

::No. And Sailor Star Regis, they desided to make him sleep outside::

ssr: *pounding on door* Hello?

::Eventually everybody fell asleep::

ssr: Lemme in!

::EVERYBODY FELL ASLEEP!::

ssr:...ZZZZzzzzzz...final awnser...zzzzzz

::But somewhere in the woods, a figure in ugly pastel pink fuku appears. She sings a song that is
all too familiar to any Anti-Dubbie...::

thing: Fighting evil by--

::NOT TO ME, DAMNIT!::

thing: Don't swear!

::...::

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End of Part 1