A/N: this is a collab between me and my friend Jenna and Becky. I hope you enjoy we worded really hard on this. Please give us compliments! ^_^
one day, Ashley, Jenna, and Becky were sitting around in there awesome manshion. why did they have a mansion?
because they had a deep dark secrets.
Ashley, Jenna, and Becky were all lazing around in the mansion hiding their pasts from their rich professional basket ball husbands.
"aaaahhhhh..." sighed Becky. "just thinking about him makes me thirst, you know, for som WATER."
so Becku got up for some water, and it was delicious to her dry tonuge, so good that she wanted another one and she would have had more because she was still thursty ass she said she was B4.
"I know right?" Ashley wined. "Kagami han't been around lately to help with the baby. I miss him so much "
Ashley and Beckey proceeded to turn to Jenna to look at her reaction because she is usually da laziest piece of poo on the planet. but they still loved her cause she was funny. it is hard work being Aomine's wife.
"tch whatever these things happen."
"moody as usual~" Becky giggled as she sipped her dihydrogen monoxide. (A/N Ashley: Haha good one Beck!)
Aomine Kagami and Kise all stepped into the awesome living room where the ladies sat and drank to greet and kiss them.
first, there was Ashley and Kagami the sex crazed couple. they loved to have sex. evryone would hear them going at it loudly almost every night. they have a daughter who is 2 now. Kagami acidently got Ashley pregnat 3 years ago. she cried cause she thought Kagami would make her get an abortion. he didn't. he kissed her and told her he wnated to keep the baby. their daughters name is Princess Mickayla Jordan Taiga, because Kagami says that she's like a princess.
then there was Becky and Kise the adorable adorable couple. Kise was also a model and one day after being bagered by fangirls he saw her on the street eating a cupcake. he could sense that sh was special and sinc she was beautiful he decided to ask her out on a date. theyve been together ever since. Kise always kisses Becky in public and always tells the fangirls that they'll never be as beautiful and perfect as Becky,
and finally Jenna and Aomine the intense couple. Jenna was a sports star that was one the number one team in the country back in high school. she was also another secret member of the generation o miracles. however while she was on that team Seijuro sexually harrassed her and took advantage of her. Aomine kicked him in the balls and made it to where they never worked again. then they started dating and now theyre married. they have a 4 year old daughter named Flaminga Foshizzle Daiki.
all of a swarm of fangirls broke into the mansion. all the men protected their wives and children.
Chives the butler was secretly and ex-mersenary and was prepared for this. he killed all of the invading fangirls on the spot.
"oh thank goodness!" Becky sighed releived.
"whatevr. at least were alive" Jenna added
"that's what they get for messing with-"
all three of them porceeded to flip their hair in unison.
"THE BASKET BALL WIVES!"
End of Chapter 1