TO: steverogers
FROM: ironman101
Just thought you might need this to help get used to the new century and all that. PS We need to work on your name! I'm thinking Capsicleofawesomeness
Text Abbreviations:
LOL= Laugh Out Loud
JK= Just Kidding
GTG= Got To Go
TTYL= Talk To You Later
BF= Boyfriend
GF= Girlfriend
L8R= Later
Cuz= Because
WTF= What The Fuzz
OMG= Oh My Goodness
FYI= For Your Information
ASL = Age/Sex/Location
Smiley Faces:
:) = Happy
:D = Super Happy
:( = Sad
:-/ = Confused
: = Angry
:-P= Tongue Sticking Out
:O = Shocked
(\_/)
(")_(") = BUNNY!
Random Tips:
Do not buy sushi from a gas station
Ask for cute girls phone numbers
Try avoiding street vendor giving away free food
Force yourself to walk away from pet shops. If you go in most likely you won't be going out alone
Always be prepared when walking with a slice of bread in your pocket. You never know when a rabid pigeon is going to attack you
How to turn on your TV
Find the white remote that has a Direct TV sign on it.
Press the button that has on facing toward the TV, and then the receiver (box with circle)
Make sure TV is on input 5
Click Guide, select your channel, and enjoy your brain rotting endless entertainment
Kitchen Tips
Put the lid for the blender on BEFORE hitting start.
Never heat plastic in microwave
Never heat marshmallows in microwave
Leftovers should be heated around 1 minute
For emergencies, fire extinguisher located in every room.