A/N: I purposely left this the way i wrote it. I wrote this while watching the X anime. It's just a bunch of thoughts that popped into my head at the time. I don't think I write like this usually O.o. Any way... think of it as a X anime guide of sorts.....
warning: crack. a lot of it. in excessive amounts. because X needs it.
EPISODE 6.
i'm so glad you came to see my lsfsljajj self- fuma
noshit bitch-sorata
dammmnnnn
sorata is into bondage.
wtf
shit
and a bird shits on his face
i swear what if kamui's a hermaphrodite
EPISODE 7
i'm a fucking pimp! (yuto)
wtf.
kanoe is such a slut.
riding on my bike du du du satsuki
gotta lose those pounds inuki-yuzuriha
fuuma wants to sex kamui up. (wowowowoow that isn't even there yet)
yuzuriha: wow that was my first yuri experience.
You spin me right round bebeh right round
1'm t3xting right n0w.
System download
Damn all these bitches looking at me
O_O
I want to be a super vampire-satsuki
Goddamn it you almost got me in the face-satsuki
Fuuma still wants to sex kamui up.
Nice… -satsuki to kanoe
Can't even give me a ride.
You can choose to die now or face the wrath of my sexehness outside of this pink P-I-M-P suit- said by yuto, obviously
Wtf!
Yuto pretends to listen to kanoe but he's really thinking about…. Kusanagi's hot bod.. (jhahahhahhh)
Can you stop touching my face
Look into my gold eyes
Fuck you bitch
Well.........
EPISODE 8!
Why does everybody try to touch me in every episode.-kamui
Karen!
Uh..
She's such a beast!!!
Sakurazukamori!!!!!!!
Oh my god his voice!!!! *drool*
Dammit he sounds like vaguely like a country person. Shit or is it just me
He's not sparkling.
He and fai would get along (yuto and fai)
Hmm…
Shitttttttt
Hmm I wonder if kamui is here staring at my sparkly hot bod-fuma
Fucking shit this bitch has to get sick- fuma about his sister kotori
Pupupup PUMA!!!!
Father! *dramatically*
I'm kamui's lover!!!????
I'm such a twisted bitch.
Rest up, monou dad
Woahhhhh wtf is she wearing
Wtf !!! me? Cute?
She is a beast.
I'm looking like a red neck
And the rest of episode 8's goods were not written down due to technical complications. But here is a summary.
Seishirou sakurazuka. Done. ^_^
EPISODE 9!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah bitch!!!! Sumeragi!!!!
Hmm,these takoyagi balls look like yuto-sorata
But I love him grandma
Meanwhile subaru is hanging upside down
Huh
Hmm?
This fucking cat is following me
Subarus jacket is made of catnip
He's so badass
Huh it feels like I've seen this before.
Wtf
Dammn my concentration
Jalkfjajj drool
Got me right in the eye.
No not really
He use to be cheery
Not you
All of this dramatic walking is odd
Alasssssss the fucking cherry blossom
I'm seeing things… omg I finally lost my marbles
Oh my godd.. they're everywhere… so fucking whack
I'm never trying this acid ever again.
O_O h-hokuto's voice?
Sumeragixsakurazukamori
Or it could be that they had some sexehness going on that us fangirls know about
Oh no not another one of my acid trips. God I'm not even trippin right now
Huh
God I need a smoke.
Shhitttt
Why is it that I always have bad trips
I love you
Why
Funny how I care about you enough to make a spirit shield and try to fight you
Le gasp
Me: cute.. they say that in a ENGLISH DUB?!??
*faints*
God… seishirou is such a sex pot ____said by subaru sumeragi
Wow… he's sexeh____ said by sorata
Who the hell are you bitch. (wow subaru is not very nice today)
Owww that hits me right in the chest.
I just want to go smoke and lie down in my angst.
Constantly thinking about one person…. Seishiro.
Meanwhile sorata and arashi are like… wow. Kamui will like this mug.
EPISODE 10!!
Hug.
Kusanagi cracKhead.
I'm afraid I suck XXXX, yuzurihasan- kusanagi
Fuuma wants to li lil lick ick kamui's icecream cone
Uhh… gomene for that T.T
Kusanagi has compound eyes
Shit this chick really likes the cracKster.-kusanagi
Do you like my sideburns?--- kusanagi to yuzuriha
My life changed dramatically when I drew a waterfall-yuzuriha
Sob sob
Inuki's so cute.
It'll be just like homeward bound!-yuzuriha
None of your business
Inuki's like…. T_T
Kusanagi is a grasshopper.
Hahshahha
Oh shittttt
Inuki's badass stance zooooooooooom
Stop touching my shoulder will ya
…. *tear*
My father is a preying mantis, yuzuriha.-said by kusanagi.
Just call me cracKster.-kusanagi
Damn I'm late gotta go do unmentionable things to yuto.-said by kusanagi
EPISODE 11!!!!!!!!!
It must suck to be you, kamui
Kamui, I love those wings!!!-said by kotori
Holy crap what were we doing? *gets excited NOT THAT WAY*
THE END!!!
............................. or, is it?
no X characters were harmed in the typing of this fic. please, do NOT take this seriously.