A/n: I found this lying around in my notes and... well, let's just say, I'm not quite sure what to call this. I imagine that this does not end in a good way.
Disclaimer: Disclaimer. DISclaimer. Disclaimer- a voluntary repudiation of a person's legal claim to something. Dis- a Latin prefix meaning "apart," "asunder," "away," "utterly," or having a privative, negative, or reversing force. That says it all folks. I don't own anything but the ability to say, I came up with the words of this song. G. I. Joe belongs to Hasbro, and Jingle Bells belongs to James Pierpont.
Dashing through the forest,
Chased by eight viscous reindeer,
Beach runs for his life,
Swallowed by his fear!
Animals spring alive,
Ducking for cover,
Oh dear gosh,
I hope Beach Head can stay alive!
Oh! G. I. Joe, G. I. Joe,
Trouble's on the way,
Beach Head has peeved off eight tiny
Reindeer attached to a sleigh!
G. I. Joe, G. I. Joe,
Trouble's on the way,
Beach Head's peeved off eight tiny
Reindeer attached to a sleigh!
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