ZECHS MERQUISE MEETS SEPHIROTH
Zechs: Hello, nice hair cut.
Sephiroth: Same to you.
Zechs: The "Meet a Friend Service" told me, that we have alot of similarities.
Sephiroth: Me too.
Zechs: Have you ever tried to destroy the world?
Sephiroth: Oh yes! I tried to blow it up with a giant meteor. And I could've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those kids, and there lousy dog. And I am referring to Cloud, his gang, and Red XIII, not Scooby Doo and friends, but I hate them too.
Zechs: I tried destroying the world too. Of course I tried using a giant beam cannon mounted onto a humongous space battleship.
Sephiroth: OOH! Nice touch!
Zechs: Yeah! I like yours too.
Sephiroth: So are you a test tube baby like me?
Zechs: No, but I have a friend, that you could meet, who is. His name is Cuatre Rababah Winner. Actually he only thinks he is one, but close enough.
Sephiroth: Yeah.
Zechs: Got any ciblings.
Sephiroth: No I was an only child.
Zechs: Eh, you're not missing anything. I have this younger sister, Releena. She thinks that since she is the head of the world, she is sooooo high and mighty, but she is just an annoying little brat.
Sephiroth: Yeah. Aries is kind of like that.
Zechs: Aries?
Sephiroth: Don't ask, long story. Well anyway, I have a meeting with Shinra. I am sueing them for emotional distress.
Zechs: Okay. Bye.