An 18 year old Lincoln loud sighed as he arrived at his apartment, it's been a long day of work, but now he could finally sit and rest.
He locked the door, left his stuff on the table and plopped into the couch, ready to rest and after a few minutes, he was fast asleep.
it took some time before he felt someone trying to wake him up.
"Larry"
"Larry!"
"LARRY!"
Lincoln woke up to see his friend Chandler, he also saw that he wasn't in his apartment.
"What the hell do you want Chandler?" Asked the albino.
"I thought this would be a good occasion to have your first beer" Said the redhead.
"My first what?".
"Your first beer dummy".
"You mean alcohol?".
Chandler nodded.
"Look pal, not really in the mood for that right now, i kinda want to rest, had a long day and i just want to lay my head".
"It's too late for that, i already brought you into a bar"
Now, that Lincoln noticed, he was in a bar, guess that Chandler took him here when he was knocked out.
Meh, it wasn't the scariest or weirdest thing it happened to him anyways.
"Well, now that i'm here i guess i could try some alcohol, let's just hope i don't end up like my sisters did"
He had the (dis)pleasure of seeing his older sisters drunk...one time was more than enough.
Chandler smirked
"Great, maybe for your first time you can drink a vodka, how about that?"
Because he never cared for alcohol he didn't know exactly what vodka was, but the way Chandler was smirking didn't give him good vibes.
Nevertheless the drink arrived, he hesitated a bit before being encouraged by Chandler to drink it, he decided to just get this over with…
So he opened the bottle and drank it entirely as if he was drinking water, much to Chandler's horror.
Lincoln felt the taste was terrible...and that was it, nothing else came out of it.
Once time passed and Lincoln still seemed unaffected Chandler was still shocked but now from Lincoln seemingly shrugging it off.
"...So this is alcohol huh? I honestly don't see what is impressive about it, it just tastes bad"
"How?!"
"What?"
"How you did that?!"
"How i did what?"
"How you drank a full bottle of vodka and didn't get drunk!"
"Dunno, i just did it"
Ok, now Chandler needed to prove that this wasn't a fluke, so he called the bartender and told him to bring him more vodka, he even drank alongside Lincoln to make sure it was actually an alcoholic drink.
By the end they stopped because Chandler didn't want him or Lincoln to die from alcohol poisoning, despite that he still ended up drunk while Lincoln just was unaffected by all the alcohol he drank.
"H*hic*ow? How you *hic* do it?"
"Well, this ended up not being the hot shit people spoke, i'm outta here, it feels like i was scammed, ugh whatever, bye Chandler, thanks for nothing"
And with that the albino got up and left, leaving a confused and drunk Chandler behind.
New headcanon: Lincoln got hyper alcohol resistance :P
I had this doc unfinished for quite a while, so i thought of saying fuck it and completing it, it's not like it was meant to be super high quality anyways
Also i should say that i haven't drank alcohol in almost my entire life so far, because i did drink wine by accident in my grandma house a long time ago...it was weird, so i barely know about alcohol and don't know exactly how this shit works, i did it for funsies anyways
And as for Lincoln being able to drink despite only being 18, in some countries like mine apparently you can drink at 18 (i say that from actually being offered alcohol at my age)
Anyways, hope you enjoy this silly thing, catch ya alter