Death to Newton, I say.
He is a complete moron.
Why can't he get it into his thick skull that I love Edward, and I'm not interested in him.
And even if I wasn't Edward's girlfriend I still wouldn't want to go out with Mike. Jessica can have him. They deserve each other, and I'm so glad that I won't have to see either of them ever again, after graduation.
Poor Edward has to listen to Mike's disgusting fantasies about me, and Jess's revolting fantasies about Mike. My poor baby. He does his best to keep them away from me, but Mike is morbidly persistent.
Someday I'll snap and yell at him to leave me alone but for now I'm just gunna forget about him. I love my Edward and nothing is ever going to change that. Even though I'm not excited about getting married I love that I will get to spend the rest of eternity with the love of my life. Hmm, mabye once I'm a vampire I can pay Mike a visit...... just to test my newborn strength. Teehee.