The Very Secret Diaries of Band Geeks

by S.Lott

This diary is written from the original idea of SPACEPOTATO, used only with SPACEPOTATO permission. Secret diary of a clairnet player with lust for a tuba player and for first chair position.

The Very Secret Diaries of Band Geeks

written with permission from Spacepotato, originator of band geek diaries

This is the journal of a 3rd chair clarinet player. This journal documents her strive to become first chair player and her containment of lust for the Tuba Creature.

August 21st

First Day of Band

-Still third chair

-I think the Tuba Creature is hott

-Marching sucks tromboner balls

September 3rd

-Tuba Creature got hotter

-Cute football players as for head, refuse and runaway crying

-Flute freak is a FREAK

-Still third chair

October 30th

-1st CHAIR! Really? No.. I wish

January 10th

-Basketball players ask for crazy lesbian butt sex, act very confused and runaway crying

-I want to fuck the Tuba Creature

-Drummers own the world

-Still third chair

-Read books on how life couldn't suck any more than it already does

March 14th

-Fucked Tuba Creature in locker 42

-Still third chair

June 1st

First Day of summer

-2 ½ months pregnant

-Still third chair