Okay, Um, this was originally a lol thread on the forum Rayman PC, which can be found at raymanpc . c o m. But now I'm going to turn it into a proper fanfic. ^^

It had to be said, it was a particularly nice day. Birds were tweeting, bees were buzzing, and-

"Serza? C'mon, what do you think?"

MLII- possible the ditziest eleven year old alive- tugged at her friends arm impatiently.

"Yeah..sure."

To be honest. Serza wasn't really listening. She couldn't help it, but the topic MLII was discussing didn't particularly interest her.

"I've just told you half an hour's worth of Rayman-Plushy concept designs, and all you can say is Yeah Sure? Anyway, should I use string with the hands and feet, like, or would that be naff?"

"It might be considered un-PrO0o." Acarr, Serza's other friend (her best friend) suggested.

MLII scoffed. "As if I care what PrO0oO0oO0o think."

Serza and Acarr glanced at each other. They both knew that MLII had had a three month (or more) long battle with prO0o.

It was unclear what PrO0o actually did. As far as MLII knew, they were a bunch of teenagers that drifted around measuring people's "boonscores" and holding contests. Serza had a quite high boonscore, but Acarr and MLII hadn't been tested yet. Spiraldoor, another PC resident, had the "highest boonscore yet"but MLII privately put it down to the fact that the PrO0o group didn't seem to like him very much.

"Anyway," asked Acarr, "Where's Dango?"

Dango (or El Dango) was a friend of the girls, and was too random for his own good.

"Dango?" MLII faltered. "He...probably...just...took a ...walk....

"He coulda told us." Serza shook her head. "Something's wrong."

Meanwhile, back at the PC house, Xenon was trying to beat his high-score on Rayman 3, (Xenon was yet another resident, and basically made sure no-one was being too 'boonish' [as Pro0O would probably say]) when MLII, Serza and Acarr burst through the door.

"HE'S GONE!!!" they yelled simultaneously.

Xenon looked up from Globox's rain dance.

"Who's gone?"

"EL DANGO!!!!!!!!!!"

Xenon blinked, as the girls explained in a rushed sort of way what had happened.

"Well maybe he just took a walk?"

Serza shook her head. "He would have told us."

"He's definitely missing." MLII sighed.

Xenon rubbed the back of his neck. "Okay." he said eventually. "Go get the others."

The girls obediently rushed upstairs.

*

Meanwhile, iHeckler and Hoodie were discussing plans for world domination in a bedroom that was definitely not theirs but might have been Spiraldoors', when MLII burst into the room.

"ElDangoisgoneandweneedyoutofindhimwithussocomeoooooooooooooonnn!" With that, MLII grabbed the boys wrists and dragged them out of the room.

On the way downstairs, she passed Serza, who had her arm linked with Spiraldoors' and appeared to be dragging him.

"You'll come whether you like it or not."

"Look, I never said I didn't want to come, I'm just saying I don't like being drag...ouch!"

"Serza and Spiral, sitting in a tree..." muttered iHeckler, who was quite good at noticing things like arm linkage.

MLII slapped him.

"OW!!!"

"Well don't spout nonsense."

"You sound like my grandmother. OW!"

MLII pulled a face and rushed downstairs. However, in her hurry to get there, she knocked over Xenon, tripped over Stacey (another resident) and very nearly killed Hunch as well.

Just another normal day for MLII.

If you don't like, don't laugh...or flame for that matter.