Markes here!
Warning: I do not own legend of Zelda or any of the characters in the game.
The mishaps of link...
Here is a list of mishaps that has happened over links many lives.
1. Ganondorfs triforce powers from the gods, i mean like, that had bad idea written all over. (Gods must have been drunk at the time)
2. Twilight world.....the dark side...did they have to make it a separate dimension, because i think i could have lived with a little darkness in my life....
3. (Windwaker) why was the princess raised as a pirate!?!?!?!? She isn't really much of an arrrgggg!!! Person.
4. Giant locks.....they are huge sometimes....and some rooms are normal rooms and they still have this freakishly large lock on the door....i mean like a regular pad lock would do??? Right????
5. You know how princess Zelda is hiding from ganondorf in her castle. Well why is she hiding in her castle??? Isn't that were Zant or ganondorf will be looking for her first??? Or maybe she wants to get caught???....i don't know....she was always weird...
6. Haven't you ever thought why Midna doesn't give you clues to what you have to do next?? Dose she not want to spoil the surprise for you or something???
7. Why did Nintendo make Midna and link so cute together?? Why couldn't they make Link and Zelda together.....they look more mature together...think about it.......
8. Why doesn't link ever talk??? Is he trying to hide his matured voice or something???? What dose he have to hide???? We will find out sooner or later......
9. Why did link have the triforce power so early in his life?? Don't you think he is kind of young to handle sharp objects??
10. Were did the word Ooccoo come from??? It's all wacky and coco looking.......and it is fun to say too....
Thanks for reading!!
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