Hey! So I was going through my stories and I found out that I haven't written any Kladora stories. (Besides 'Tell Me Something I don't know'. That doesn't count. Because I had drunk wine before I typed that)

So this is something I came up with in the middle of the night, Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I do NOT own ASOUE!…or Kladora…or, well…anything…:'(

Couplets:

Chapter 1:

It's been a year since the Count Olaf's death and reuniting with the Baudelaires. My name is Isadora Quagmire. I'm one of the Quagmire triplets. The eldest-who is older than me by five minutes-is Quigley Quagmire. He is completely normal, except when you give him animal crackers, because then he goes crazy!

My other brother-the middle and older than me by three minutes-is Duncan Quagmire. And he is the complete opposite of normal.

I'm the youngest and the quietest. It's useful being the youngest sometimes, because I know I'm always protected. Other times, I'm tooprotected. Especially with Duncan, he's the most protective of me. And here I am, rambling on. I'm quite sure you're bored already. So I should just stop and begin the story…

Back at Prufrock and not liking it.

"MEASURE, IMBECILES! MEASURE!" Miss Bass yelled. I rolled my eyes.

"Miss Bass!" Carmelita said raising her hand, "Isadora isn't measuring!"

"You're not measuring either!" I complained.

"Shut up! The both of you! I'm sick of it! Everyday of your fighting nonsense!" Miss Bass shouted.

"But, Miss Bass, they haven't had any of their 'fighting nonsense' in three months," Klaus Baudelaire said. I love his name. Klaus, Klaus, Klaus…

"Be quiet! Did I not tell you to measure? Detention! For the three of you! Three hours!"

"But, Miss Bass, I can't have detention! I have to curl my hair tonight! And you just can't leave me with those cakesniffers after school!" Carmelita complained.

"Three extra hours of detention, Miss Spats!" Miss Bass shouted at her. Carmelita opened her mouth to protest, but ended up closing it, leaning back in her chair, and crossing her arms.

I heard some kids in the back snickering. I couldn't help but snicker myself.

"You think this is funny, Miss Quagmire?" Miss Bass shouted at me, her cold eyes staring at me.

"No, I-"

"Three extra hours of detention!"

So now here I am. In detention. With Klaus and Carmelita. There are a couple of kids in the back, but I don't know who they are. All I know, is that I can't stop staring at the back of Klaus's head.

Sooo…whatdya think? Yes, it's short I know. I'm a mean author. But Chapter 2 is coming and it's almost 5 pages! (on notebook paper!) Do you think I over used the number '3' in this chapter? You know, 3 kids getting detention for 3 hours then Isadora and Carmelita's end up getting it for 3 MORE hours…etc…

Anyways, review!

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