Title: Who What When Where and Why
Author: spacegypsy1
Rating: PG13
No warnings
Timeline: After AoT
Word Count: 600 ish
For Valentine a Daniel and Vala conversation.
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"Daniel, who is this Kay person? And don't tell me to go away, that you're busy, since you're just standing there staring at your desk. Now. Tell me. Who is Kay?"
"What are you talking about, Vala?"
"Do you know what today is?"
"Of course I do. It's your self-appointed, one of three yearly birthdays and also Valentine's Day."
"Yes so, where..."
"Your box of candy is by your computer."
"Hmm, all chocolate, right? So who is Kay?"
"Kay who?"
"I have no idea, that's what I want to know."
"What?"
"Don't play coy with me Mr. Dr. Jackson! I saw a receipt with that name on it and all I know is every kiss begins with Kay. Daniel, tell me, have you kissed her? Him?"
"Who?"
"This Kay person! For goodness sakes, Daniel it's Valentine's Day! Are you kissing someone else?"
"Noooo." Baffled, he realized he'd almost lost the string of this conversation.
"Oh, stop standing there all seductive and... and hot... and attractive. With your hands in your pockets and that... that sexy grin on your handsome face! Your kisses, they're just for me, right?
"Yes."
"Please don't grin at me like that. You make my knees weak. You swear?"
With a serious look, Daniel nodded. "I swear."
"So who is Kay?"
"Not a who."
"What?"
"Kay. Not a who, a where."
Vala gave him a curious look. "What kind of where?"
"The kind of place where that came from." His gaze flicked to his desk.
"What? Oh, what your lovely blue eyes are looking at? Why is that pretty little box on your desk?"
"Because I bought it."
"Why did you get what you got where you got it and when you got it who did you get it for? Daniel? Are you going to answer me? Where are you going? Why... why are you taking the pretty little box? Where are you going? Daniel? Daniel, I'm following you! What's in the box? Who is the box for? Daniel? Daniel! When are you going to tell me? DANIEL!"
"WHAT?"
"Oh, damn. Don't stop so fast like that. As much as I enjoy bumping into you... well, this isn't the where to do what we do, when we do it. The box, darling, what's in the box? Who, I mean, where is this Kay? Why are you pulling me into the closet... mmm, kisses. Mmm."
"Hand."
"Hmm?"
"Left hand, Vala. I need it."
"Why?"
"For what's in the box. Where is it?"
"What? The box? I don't have the box, where is it?"
"I have it, I need your hand. Where is it?"
"It's the one trying to undo your belt."
"Not now."
"When?"
"When we get home."
"What's in the box... Oh. Oh. Is that... what is that? Why is that sparkly ring in that pretty little box? When did you get it? Where... I mean. Daniel. What is it for? Who...?"
"Who? It's for you. For us. Vala? Hold your hand out. No. The other one. What? Will you marry me? When? Today, or tomorrow, or next week, but soon. Where? Wherever you want. And why? Because I love you."
"Oh, darling, it's lovely. Yes. Of course. And so sweet of you to ask me on one of my birthdays! But in the closet? Why? Is it a secret? Who Can I tell? Where..."
~END