Disclaimer: I don't own Love Hina and never will. If only I can…I'll marry Motoko… (sighed)
Cast:
Me: Narrator
Keitarou's comment: Should've ended my life before going into this fic…
Keitarou's Bad Luck
Shinobu: Urashima sempai…did you fail the entrance exam?
Keitarou: Uuhh…maybe… (rubbing the back of his head)
Shinobu: (cried and ran inside to Hinata)
Keitarou: SHINOBU!!!! (starts chasing her)
Naru: Keitaro…! You made Shinobu cry!? Ero Kappa!! (Perverted Kappa)
Keitarou: (Flew through a big hole) AAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Narrator: Unfortunately, Keitarou landed on top of Motoko who's practicing Kendo on the balcony.
Keitarou: Itai…but what is I holding? It's soft…(holding Motoko's breast)
Narrator: He was without his glasses…
Motoko: Hiken Zankuusen!
Narrator: Strikeeee!!!
Narrator: Then Keitarou landed beside a drunken Kitsune.
Kitsune: (opening one of her eyes) Hello, Kei-kun…do you fly all the way here just to meet me? (started to hug Keitarou)
Keitarou: (Backs away) N, No Kitsune…actually I accidentally landed here.
Narrator: Kitsune approached him inch by inch…
Keitarou: Sorry, Gotta go (he dashed away from Kitsune and into the Hinata sou)
Narator: DAMN! He got away! Kitsune! Why did you let him go?
Kitsune: He runs really fast
Narrator: Anyway, Keitarou went into his room and found…
Keitarou: GAAAH!!! Gomen!
Narrator: He saw Kanako half naked
Kanako: I was waiting for you, oni-chan…daisuki…(acting in horny mood)
Keitarou: (closes the door) Why am I so unlucky…think to this it's the author's work, hey you~! What's this fic's title? (points to narrator)
Narrator: Keitarou's bad luck, didn't you figure so?
Suu: Found you Keitarou! (starts to fire lasers at him) be my guinea pig! (runs after him)
Keitarou: I swear I'm gonna kill you! Dumb author!
Author: So, he runs for his life…but I won't make him escape that easy…(laughs evilly) ikou! Suu!
Suu: Roger! Go! Mecha Tama 10!
Mecha tama: Myuuu!
Keitarou: Iie!! TASUKETTE!!! (heads to the ofuro)
Narrator: Just as I planned, Keitarou, you're mine!
Keitarou: (stared wide eyed on the ofuro wit all of the girls in it, except Suu)
All girls: (Glared at him)
Motoko: I know it's a very wrong decision to let you stay in this place (holding her katana ready in place)
Naru: Seems that we have to give him a lesson that he will no forget (cracks her fist, eyes beaming red)
Kitsune: How `bout it, Kei-kun…(holding a bottle of sake up)
Shinobu: (crying to no end)
Kanako: Oni-chan…come with me and I shall protect you…
Keitarou: Errr…no thanks…*my life is gonna end here, thanks to that good for nothing author*
Suu: Keitarou!!!!
Naru: Good! Suu, blast your nuclear at him!
Keitarou: WAIT!
Motoko: What !? It's to late for you to demand sorry!
Keitarou: Listen to me! I'm not the one who's guilty, the author is! He made me do those kinds of things! And the story line is his work! (points to the author for the second time)
Narrator: You wouldn't believe him would you? Guys? (Glanced around nervously)
Naru: Come to think of that…
Motoko: He's right
Naru: So, how shall we punish him?
Motoko: Send him to hell
Naru: Then…
Motoko: What are we waiting for!?
Naru: After him!
Me (not as narrator again): Nooo! (Runs to the roof)
Motoko: Ougi! Zangan ken!
Keitarou: This is the punishment for using me as a tool! (A kusarigama(*) appeared out of nowhere)
Naru: Damn you sly author! Come back here!
Kitsune: Hey, you're cutter than Keitarou, would you take me out on the Christmas Eve?
Me: Of course! It's such a pleasure to date a honorable lady like you!
Motoko: Save your life first! Hiken fujin ranbu! (Lashes her ki to the poor author)
Me: Damn, fatigue ate me…(starts to slow down) how can those girls be so energetic?
Narrator (I change places, you know): Suddenly Naru sped up and caught the innocent author!
Me: Hey! Killing people is a crime you know!
Naru: Motoko! Give this guy a lesson!
Motoko: Hiken Samidaregiri~!
Narrator: So the innocent narrator flew to the orbit!
Me: KYAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
Crew: This story ends without a author, right? (handing Naru the cassette)
Naru: Yeah! Ya bet it would!
Motoko: So leave now, audience, there's nothing to watch again! (Stirs the audience to the exit with her katana)
Naru: (Suddenly turning sweet and innocent again) Now that the author is doomed, the world turns peaceful again, Ja Ne!
It suddenly turned dark.
New Author: Hi, I'm the new author. Today's fic is Naru's badluck!
Naru: I'm doomed!
The End
Cast:
Me: Narrator
Keitarou's comment: Should've ended my life before going into this fic…
Keitarou's Bad Luck
Shinobu: Urashima sempai…did you fail the entrance exam?
Keitarou: Uuhh…maybe… (rubbing the back of his head)
Shinobu: (cried and ran inside to Hinata)
Keitarou: SHINOBU!!!! (starts chasing her)
Naru: Keitaro…! You made Shinobu cry!? Ero Kappa!! (Perverted Kappa)
Keitarou: (Flew through a big hole) AAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Narrator: Unfortunately, Keitarou landed on top of Motoko who's practicing Kendo on the balcony.
Keitarou: Itai…but what is I holding? It's soft…(holding Motoko's breast)
Narrator: He was without his glasses…
Motoko: Hiken Zankuusen!
Narrator: Strikeeee!!!
Narrator: Then Keitarou landed beside a drunken Kitsune.
Kitsune: (opening one of her eyes) Hello, Kei-kun…do you fly all the way here just to meet me? (started to hug Keitarou)
Keitarou: (Backs away) N, No Kitsune…actually I accidentally landed here.
Narrator: Kitsune approached him inch by inch…
Keitarou: Sorry, Gotta go (he dashed away from Kitsune and into the Hinata sou)
Narator: DAMN! He got away! Kitsune! Why did you let him go?
Kitsune: He runs really fast
Narrator: Anyway, Keitarou went into his room and found…
Keitarou: GAAAH!!! Gomen!
Narrator: He saw Kanako half naked
Kanako: I was waiting for you, oni-chan…daisuki…(acting in horny mood)
Keitarou: (closes the door) Why am I so unlucky…think to this it's the author's work, hey you~! What's this fic's title? (points to narrator)
Narrator: Keitarou's bad luck, didn't you figure so?
Suu: Found you Keitarou! (starts to fire lasers at him) be my guinea pig! (runs after him)
Keitarou: I swear I'm gonna kill you! Dumb author!
Author: So, he runs for his life…but I won't make him escape that easy…(laughs evilly) ikou! Suu!
Suu: Roger! Go! Mecha Tama 10!
Mecha tama: Myuuu!
Keitarou: Iie!! TASUKETTE!!! (heads to the ofuro)
Narrator: Just as I planned, Keitarou, you're mine!
Keitarou: (stared wide eyed on the ofuro wit all of the girls in it, except Suu)
All girls: (Glared at him)
Motoko: I know it's a very wrong decision to let you stay in this place (holding her katana ready in place)
Naru: Seems that we have to give him a lesson that he will no forget (cracks her fist, eyes beaming red)
Kitsune: How `bout it, Kei-kun…(holding a bottle of sake up)
Shinobu: (crying to no end)
Kanako: Oni-chan…come with me and I shall protect you…
Keitarou: Errr…no thanks…*my life is gonna end here, thanks to that good for nothing author*
Suu: Keitarou!!!!
Naru: Good! Suu, blast your nuclear at him!
Keitarou: WAIT!
Motoko: What !? It's to late for you to demand sorry!
Keitarou: Listen to me! I'm not the one who's guilty, the author is! He made me do those kinds of things! And the story line is his work! (points to the author for the second time)
Narrator: You wouldn't believe him would you? Guys? (Glanced around nervously)
Naru: Come to think of that…
Motoko: He's right
Naru: So, how shall we punish him?
Motoko: Send him to hell
Naru: Then…
Motoko: What are we waiting for!?
Naru: After him!
Me (not as narrator again): Nooo! (Runs to the roof)
Motoko: Ougi! Zangan ken!
Keitarou: This is the punishment for using me as a tool! (A kusarigama(*) appeared out of nowhere)
Naru: Damn you sly author! Come back here!
Kitsune: Hey, you're cutter than Keitarou, would you take me out on the Christmas Eve?
Me: Of course! It's such a pleasure to date a honorable lady like you!
Motoko: Save your life first! Hiken fujin ranbu! (Lashes her ki to the poor author)
Me: Damn, fatigue ate me…(starts to slow down) how can those girls be so energetic?
Narrator (I change places, you know): Suddenly Naru sped up and caught the innocent author!
Me: Hey! Killing people is a crime you know!
Naru: Motoko! Give this guy a lesson!
Motoko: Hiken Samidaregiri~!
Narrator: So the innocent narrator flew to the orbit!
Me: KYAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
Crew: This story ends without a author, right? (handing Naru the cassette)
Naru: Yeah! Ya bet it would!
Motoko: So leave now, audience, there's nothing to watch again! (Stirs the audience to the exit with her katana)
Naru: (Suddenly turning sweet and innocent again) Now that the author is doomed, the world turns peaceful again, Ja Ne!
It suddenly turned dark.
New Author: Hi, I'm the new author. Today's fic is Naru's badluck!
Naru: I'm doomed!
The End