"Truth or dare Santana?" Matt asked.
"Dare." She replied.
"Make it a good one Rutherford!" Puck nearly shouted.
"Make her kiss someone." Brittany suggested, elbowing Santana lightly.
"You both got enough of that without any prodding." Quinn scoffed.
"She should go streaking or something." Puck added with his signature smirk and a shake of his eyebrows.
"Why, so she can chicken out like Hudson over there?" Mike asked.
"It's not that I wouldn't do it, it's just cold outside." Finn offered as an excuse.
"You're just scared of girls seeing your junk, I always knew you were gay dude." Puck joked.
"Just give me the dare already! We haven't got all night." Santana demanded.
"I'll show you what's got all night." Puck winked at her.
"Alright, I dare you to go and make out with one of Mike's shrubs in his backyard." Matt finally answered.
"Of all the dares, that's what you come up with?" Mike questioned.
"Can I get a cool dare like when it's my turn?" Brittany asked excitedly.
"Britt, it's not your turn yet." Quinn reminded her.
"Well get outside then." Matt urged.
"Ugh, fine." Santana groaned.
"Somebody follow her so we can make sure she does it." Puck suggested.
"I'll go!" Brittany offered.
"How about we all go?" Matt asked.
They all got up off of Mike's living room floor and followed Santana out into the backyard. None of them noticed Quinn pulling her camera out of her purse. Once they were all outside, Santana pointed to each shrub in the yard.
"No, that one over there." Matt requested. "The one that looks like a person."
Everyone turned to Mike with a curious look.
"My mom thought it would look nice." He shrugged.
Santana leaned over to kiss the shrub, just as Quinn clicked the shutter button on her camera, the flash startled the other girl.
"What the hell Q?" Santana shouted.
"It's evidence." Quinn smirked.
"Are we playing Clue now?" Brittany wondered.
"Hey Lopez I heard you made out with a shrub. Does that mean I can get some?" Azimio asked obnoxiously as she walked past him in the hall.
"As if, that shrub had more game in one leaf than you have in your entire body." Santana scoffed.
"She's shrubsexual!" Brittany added.
"What?" Quinn asked loudly.
"Santana kissed a shrub, so that makes her shrubsexual. Weren't you listening in health class?" Brittany asked nonchalantly.
"Thanks for putting that picture on facebook Quinn." Santana rolled her eyes.
"Just think of it as payback for when you put bacon on my face at nationals and got that picture in the yearbook." Quinn countered.
"But you love bacon Q." Brittany said scrunching her eyebrows.
"Now everybody knows." Quinn said harshly.
"It's just bacon." Santana scoffed.
"Well it's just a shrub." Quinn retorted.