"If you didn't bring me here to reciprocate my love, then what did you need me here for?" Gene asked his friend Jailbreak. It was quite strange, given that she took him to her dark and cluttered apartment just to talk.
And why was she looking at him like that? There was twisted desperation in her clouded gaze and parted lips. Jailbreak looked embarrassed in the same way as when she turned Gene down all those months ago.
"I just...really need you inside me right now." Jailbreak admitted, revealing her weakness. Gene raised his eyebrow.
Um...that's a weird request. But whatever makes her feel better.
Gene awkwardly lifted his hand and his fingers were barely inside her mouth when she stepped back in shock.
"Ew, what the fuck are you doing?!" Jailbreak demanded.
"You wanted me inside you, how else am I going to do that? Did you want my feet inside your mouth instead?" Gene asked.
"Gene…" Jailbreak sat on the floor and moved her legs apart. "Down here, put your hand down here."
In hindsight, Jailbreak should've cared about the fact that Gene didn't seem to know what sex was. But she was so horny, Poop could've gotten her off if he tried.
Gene puzzedly moved his hand towards the area between her legs, even though he didn't see any hole there. Once he touched the yellow skin, a pink slit-shaped hole opened up, it was dat pussy.
"WhAt ThE fUcK?!" Gene fell over and fainted. Jailbreak got up, looking at the audience like she was on The Office, and left her room, deciding to have gay sex with Smiler instead.
And that's the story of Gene inadvertently discovering his asexuality. The End.