A/N: Whale, recently I have been abducted into the Hetalia fandom! Whooo~! ^w^ and so, to celebrate, I'm writing a fic fur Canada x America! And if mew don't like this ship... Who cares? Y'all should still read it! Whoop, whoop!
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I definitely wasn't the best in relationships. The fact that I had just run out on a 'date' was proof enough. I shivered, either from the cold, or the not-so-warm-and-happy-pappy thoughts running around my head. Tugging my coat closer, I bit my lip and continued to trudge on through the snow and slush on the sidewalk. It was abnormal for me to feel so cold in this climate; snow, sleet, and slush were my three favorite words. Excluding maple syrup and pancakes of course, but we weren't talking about food. And I doubt all you wanted to hear about was my love of cold weather, we can save those topics for a later time. Right then all I needed was to be able to get home, grab some maple flavored hot cocoa, and shut down the stupid dang relationship sites that I had signed up for. Stupid dang Feliciano, trying to get me "happy and smiling, without shoving pasta down my throat." Obviously the silly Italian's main focus at the moment was setting me up, for lack of better words. I wasn't too inclined to object to his offer, but after SEVERAL of these horrendous 'blind dates' and creepy messages from online sites, I had had enough. Although I would never have the guts to actually tell Feli that, even if he could hear me half the time I spoke. My breath became more apparent as I started to grow slightly agitated. The second I recognized the familiar sign stating Camellia Tree Drive I all but sprinted to the apartment building standing tall nearby. Oh thank the heavens! I burst through the large double doors, semi-warmth flooding me with every step I took towards the stairs. The elevator was down, as per usual, but that was alright the exercise from the stairs only helped to warm my body. I only had to travel up two flights before I was rounding the corner and fumbling for my keys. Dangit, I was always losing my keys when I needed them. I sighed and continued to pat down my pockets with my now defrosting hands. Ahah! I let out a small sound of accomplishment as I finally grasped my keys and put the appropriate one into the key hole. The door unlocked with a soft click and I whole heartedly stepped inside, eager to settle in and get comfortable already.
Lucky for me it only took a short while until I was cuddled up in my bed with my hot maple cocoa and laptop, not to mention my dog Kumajiro curled up at the foot of my bed. Okay, first Zoosk.
Would you like to delete your account?
Yes.
I went through several other sites including, Fubar, Love2Meet, and EHarmony. Afterwards I just wanted to curl up and die from embarrassment, even though I was the only one who knew about my supposed 'love solutions'. Frankly, I had had enough. Enough of stupid dang blind dates that never worked, enough of stupid dang coupling websites, enough of stupid dang Feli who didn't even know what the heck he was doing!
I sighed, turning off my laptop and taking one last sip of my drink. After setting both objects down, I leaned back against my pillows. The thing was, I just was sick and tired of relationships. Maybe I should just buy a bunch of cats and live the rest of my days as an elderly cat man... I chuckled softly as I turned out the light and set my glasses aside. Yeah, that would be the day...
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A/N: Aaand this is totes my goats not edited! Whooo... Ugh. v.v
