I made this story because I wanted to make a Naruto oc story. Despite not being done with my DBZ one. I also wanted to make something 'original'...sike, no such thing. Anyway, this a perverted stroy. At least, it will be. It'll start out like any other oc naruto story where they die then join the the naruto verse. But it will get perverted when my character reaches genin.

I do not own Naruto and make no profit from this.

Ever wanted to know what it feels like to be dead? Well you've come to the wrong person. I died, yes. But I immediately was talking to a deity after ward. This, is my story.

Chapter 1, The Fu...Flip

Holy crap. I was just in a car accident. Know I'm talking to a god. What is my li...death. What is my death!

" Randy Gore, you have died. And because your a lucky person, you get to choose what type of new life you want. Anything you choose, within reason, will be given to you as your new life in any type of world or reality." The deity says. I don't ask any questions about wtf is going on. Just what he offered.

" Anything?"

"Anything."

"Can I be in the Naruto world and get power from screwing hoes?". I say as a joke. I wanted to see if I could get a reaction out of a god. The niga just acts like that was a normal question.

" Is that what you want?" The bastard asks.

" Yeah, niga, that's what I said." As soon as I finished talking. I felt a powerful force all around me, and my ass was gone from his throne room. Next thing I know. I'm warm, kinda wet, and can't really see worth a crap, and there's a weird smell. It took a while to figure out. But I had just became a freaking baby, who had just been born.

2 weeks later.

Ok, so here's what I figured out so far, I'm in kohonaha, my dad is a ninja. We're Uchia, and Sasuke was born 5 weeks ago. ...Whhhhyyyyyyyyyyy. Why would the deity bring me into this world as an uchia! Itachi and Obito will kill me, if I escape the massacre Danzo will get me. If not Orochimaru will. If not, THEN I might catch Obito's attention. What the hell man! Crap, there's still that whole, get laid and get stronger thing. But I'm not going to reach the age for that to matter! I'm not exposing my info. And I won't be someone who will have the power to stop the massacre. What will I do!?

1 month later

My mom is a Hyuga...and for some reason, which I'm just now realizing. I understand the language perfectly. Also, my birth is a secret. Which helps me out, because that means I might dodge the whole, death of the Uchia thing. My mom is the Hyuuga, she's apart of the branch family. My parents live each other, but don't want their respective clans to know. My name is Darge Hyuuga. And the cover for my birth, is that my mom had a one night stand. My mom is Nagisa. And my dad is Dogava.

2 weeks later.

I can sense Chakra. I figured this out the hard way. I'm sure everyone sensed the nine tails, young and old, ninja and civilian. But I kept sensing chakra after ward. And may I say that was a horrible experience. I woke up with so much fear. I'm pretty sure that darn fox almost killed me. In fact, it did almost kill me. The fox swiped at the part of the village that my parents were in. We were far enough away to not be crushed. But close enough for building to collapse on us. My father protected me from the debri. But I saw my mother crushed, bleeding, and too messed up for any false hope of saving. My father looked at her and knew that. Thing was, he had a piece of building through him, he was also going to die. I cried. I wailed. Like a true baby would. The Killer instinct was killing me, we were too close to the fox, my mom was dead and my father would soon join her. My dad gave me a big smile.

"Even if it's the last thing I do, I'll get you out of here." He said. I believe he shunshined away as much and as quickly as he could with his last moments. Even when he couldn't anymore, even among the chaos. He never stopped moving further away from the doc until he dropped dead. And even as he dropped, he made sure I took no damage from the fall. The amazing bastard.

1 month later

From what I'm hearing, I just know recovered from the attack. I've been in a coma for a month. The medics think I'll be perfectly fine in a week or two. They just have to send me to the orphanage. They have no idea I'm a Hyuuga or an Uchia because of my mixed blood it's not obvious from looks. Apparently, someone found my dad dead and didn't bother checking to see who he was, they just made sure to get the baby to the hospital. I appreciate it mystery savior. I'm know free from the seal and the massacre. I won't waste my life. I'll be powerful. The most powerful ninja there ever was. Make something wonderful come from the mix of the Uchia and Hyuuga clans.

2 weeks later

I'm know in the orphanage. The place is over run with kids of all ages. It's really sad. I've spent every moment of my time sending out chakra and or trying to move mine around my body.

5 months and 2 weeks later

I've decide to stop with trying to use chakra as much. I can stick light and thin stuff to me using chakra. That's good enough until I reach the age of 3. I'll focus on sensing chakra, and now, meditating.

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