Alright, since I'm such a bird character type. I decided to make a Zelda horror fanfic but like usual, it will get brutal with some chapters and please if you feel free to write some nice reviews or you could follow me here .
Soundtrack: Blood Bag from Mad Max Fury Road (2015).
Kass was in his room sharpening his kukri (which is a knife) with a special stone. The Rito bird was testing it out on a pig that he already killed, he had it strapped onto a ceiling. He casts it out and swipes it across as it cuts through it like a sheet of paper.
He wipes the pig blood off with a cloth before sticking it back in a sheath on his belt.
He heard a knock on his door which this pissed him off because usually its those teenagers in his village pranking him.
"When I catch you, you're going to pay, and it will be very unpleasent!" The Rito said.
Keep in mind, the teens are 18.
"Come on man this is getting old, we've never seen him before." One of them said.
"I know but if we get to the point where he sees us, we will get a good look at him, now do you have that bucket of water that we can dump on his face, because we will need it." The other one said to the one on the right as he was holding a firecracker.
He lights it and they all hid in a bush except for the one with the bucket of water which was actually filled with acid. as it shot off into Kass's window and the Rito looked over and saw an explosion.
His room started to catch on fire and he grabbed his kukri and ran down as fast as he could in panic.
The fire caught up with the bird and it trailed up on his back, he screams and flails around to put it out which made it worse. He hacks the door open with one chop and ran out, the teen with the bucket splashes it on the bird's face to put the fire out.
Kass lets out a scream of pain as the acid was sizzling on his right face.
"WHAT DID YOU JUST PUT ON THERE?!" One of them asked.
"Water." He answered.
The Rito was getting swallowed up by the flames as he was covering his face as his blue feathers on his face were melting away from the acid.
"HOLY SHIT! That's what you call "A Firebird!" One of them shouted while laughing a little as they all saw the bird running towards the lake while the flames were swallowing him.
The teen puts the bucket down as a little drop of acid splashed on his foot causing him to yelp as it sizzled and rushed over to the other two.
He dove in which made a huge splash and it was all calm but they saw his house engulfed in flames.
"What did you do?!" One of them said as he grabbed him by his shirt and lifting him up.
The house collapsed and they were shook to their core in fear now.
They all walked to the lake to see if the poor rito was okay.
"Sir, um…we're really sorry we did this to you." The prank leader apologized.
The water stopped bubbling for a few seconds until the bird sprung out in front of them.
"WHAT THE-!" One of them said in horror but got cut off by the sound of a log rolling towards the lake.
half of the bird's face was completely melted off, revealing his skull with some flesh hanging off.
"YOU!" Kass spoke in a deep tone filled with rage.
"I'm so sorry please, don't hurt me. Please!" One said as he began to cry.
The rito approaches the teen that had dunked acid on him, he snatches the bucket and grabs the teen by his head, forces his jaw open with his big hand and doused it with the acid.
He was kicking and twitching as Kass continued draining the acid into him, his mouth began bubbling out foam and steam as his insides were being cooked. His mouth foam turned to blood as the rito was still pouring the acid down his throat.
The bird looked at the other two with that horrifying skull face as he was still pouring down the acid into the prankster's throat.
The rito bird was almost empty with the acid as the poor victim's stomach was burning a massive hole from the acid cooking.
The bucket is empty and he was dead.
The two were just too afraid to move now.
Kass trots over to the other one as he picks up the kukri, he picks him up by his feet and held him upside down while he was kicking and screaming.
"PUT MY FRIEND DOWN!" The last one barked out but the rito bird didn't listen.
He level his kukri blade with his neck and then gives it a fast chop as his head fell off and rolled into the lake. He tosses the body behind him and slowly approaches the last one and slowly sinks the knife into his clavical as blood oozed out of it and was dead.
The rito has his time now, so he wanders off into the woods.