An Ouran fic. Yippee! I know it's usually a twincest paring or one being a good person and giving up the other to Haruhi but I thought I'd switch it up and make it so twins with twins and the best part, these twins are made by the same creator. So, um, if it doesn't seem interesting, then you can go but if it does, then, um, here's the disclaimer.
Disclaimer: I do not own Ouran High School Host Club, any of its characters, Romantic or Love Egoist or any of its characters.
This school is Ouran High School. This school is full of extremely rich and powerful children. This school is…
"A total snooze fest!"
Who interrupted my monologue? Oh, it is none other than Hitachiin Hikaru. Hikaru is walking around, looking for his twin brother, Kaoru. He was upset that he couldn't find his little brother and he was bored out of his mind. While he loved pulling pranks, he loved pulling them with his brother.
"Man, Milord is no fun. We pull a tiny little prank and what happens? He gets touchy and Kaoru runs off. Kaoru, where are you?!" Hikaru yelled.
Truth was that Kaoru ran off because he had to use the bathroom. When he got back to the club, Kyouya said that Hikaru had gone off to look for him. So, right now, Kaoru was looking around for his brother.
"We're twins so we should have that twin vibe thing. So, why can't I find him? Hikaru, where are you?!" Kaoru yelled.
Outside of the school, two girls walked up to the front and looked up at the large school. These two girls were the Kuronuma twins, Barako and Nadeshiko. Both girls had long hair in two low pigtails held by white ribbons and light purple dresses on. The only difference between the two was Barako had black hair and Nadeshiko had blond hair. (Since it's in black and white, I'm not sure if she's blond but I just made a guess.)
Ayanokouji came up to them and blinked before chuckling. (You remember, the bitch from the first episode) Ayanokouji tapped their shoulders and the two looked at her.
"Yes?" the two said.
"I don't believe we've had the pleasure," Ayanokouji said.
"I'm Barako," Barako said.
"I'm Nadeshiko," Nadeshiko said.
"We're the Kuronuma sisters," they both said.
"Are you new?" Ayanokouji said.
"Yes," they both said.
"Strange, I've never heard of the Kuronuma family," Ayanokouji said.
"We are not a well-known family," Barako said.
"We are here on a scholarship and a punishment," Nadeshiko said.
"Oh, so you're just poor people who got lucky," Ayanokouji laughed.
"How rude," Barako said.
"What a mouth," Nadeshiko said.
"Excuse me?" Ayanokouji growled.
"You must learn some manners," Barako said.
"Barako, calm down," Nadeshiko said.
"Oh, I can't believe our school is letting in anyone now. It really is quite disgraceful. I mean, twins with different hair colors? How strange," Ayanokouji said.
"Nadeshiko…" Barako said.
"I'm helping," Nadeshiko said.
The two took out a flower and handed it to Ayanokouji. She blinked before taking it.
"Well, at least you know your betters," Ayanokouji said.
"3, 2, 1," the two said.
Then the flower grew and swallowed her. Ayanokouji screamed before she started to run around the campus. The sisters laughed before they clapped hands.
"She should be happy that flower won't eat her," Barako said.
"Our botany project did win first place in the science fair," Nadeshiko said.
The two girls then looked back at the school and sighed.
"I can't believe uncle is making us go here for a punishment," Nadeshiko said.
"All because we set the chemistry lab on fire. It was to help," Barako said.
"Maybe we did go a little too far," Nadeshiko said.
"Hey, the plan was successful and what's a successful plan without a little hitch? Besides, if everything in the world was safe, it would be…"
"…so boring!" the two twins finished.
"But to send us here and we have to stay here for our second semester," Nadeshiko said.
"There's a bright side to all of this," Barako said.
The two twins grinned before holding out some potions.
"There's bound to be tons of chaos we can cause and people we can help. Who knows the opportunities that are in there?" the two said.
Then a voice echoed through their minds, 'If you cause chaos and I hear about it, then I'm sending you to the St. Roberia's High School and I'll force you to be in the Zuka club.'
The two girls thought on that before they shuddered. If there was one thing they hated more than prissy rich kids, it was prissy rich girls who would try and flirt with them. Despite what people thought, they didn't swing that way.
"Well, we better get started," Barako said.
"If you say so," Nadeshiko said.
The two headed in and when they saw how big the school was, they sighed.
"Any ideas where we're suppose to go?" Nadeshiko said.
"Not in the least. We should split up," Barako said.
"And keep in contact…" Nadeshiko started.
"…with our new earpiece walkie-talkies," Barako said.
The two nodded before they walked off in opposite directions. Kaoru was still looking around for his brother and started to grumble. He was really attached to his brother and though his brother had converted him to being straight and though he was getting over Haruhi, it was difficult to find a girl to keep him that way.
"What do they expect: the girl of my dreams to be around this…?" Kaoru started before he rounded a corner.
When he did, he stared a little while before he finished his sentence.
"…corner?"
Heading Kaoru's way was Nadeshiko, still trying to find her way to the main office. Blinking, Kaoru rubbed his eyes. Kaoru looked again as the girl walked right past him.
"Who…is that? Hey, who are you?" Kaoru said.
Nadeshiko looked at him and smiled.
"My name is Nadeshiko. I'm new here," Nadeshiko said.
'Nadeshiko, why is that my new favorite name?' Kaoru thought but said, "Hey, my name's Kaoru."
"A pleasure. Do you know where the front office is?" Nadeshiko said.
"Oh, uh, yeah, I can show you," Kaoru said.
"That would be nice," Nadeshiko said.
Kaoru grinned before he started to walk with Nadeshiko.
"So…why are you coming to school so late?" Kaoru said.
"It's a punishment from my uncle. If I don't stay here for the semester, I get transferred to St. Roberia and I really don't want that," Nadeshiko said.
"Yeah, those Zuka girls are really creepy," Kaoru said.
"You know them?" Nadeshiko said.
"Yeah, but I don't want to and they don't want to know us," Kaoru said.
"Who are us?" Nadeshiko said.
"Oh, it's the club I'm in. I'm in a…" Kaoru stopped there.
Then he realized. No girl really falls for a guy in a Host Club. They're just fans.
"You're in a what?" Nadeshiko said.
"I'm in a…photography club," Kaoru lied.
Nadeshiko merely looked at him and he started to sweat.
'He's lying. It should be fun to try and figure out why but until then…' Nadeshiko thought and said, "Well, isn't that nice? You must show me some of your pictures."
Kaoru took in a deep breath before he smiled.
"But why would the Zuka club not want to know you?" Nadeshiko said.
"We…took some bad pictures of them and they haven't forgiven us. We were just starting and they can really hold a grudge," Kaoru said.
"I'll keep that in mind. Are we close to the main office?" Nadeshiko said.
"Yeah, we're almost there. So, what grade are you in?" Kaoru said.
"I'm a first year," Nadeshiko said.
"Hey, I am too. We might have some classes together," Kaoru said.
(Look, like Hatori-san says, 'Please ignore the fact that they have yet to skip a grade for various reasons'. Or something to that affect.)
"That would be nice. I would hate to be lost in this place all semester. It seems possible," Nadeshiko said.
"Yeah, but what can you do? Surely, you're not blaming us," Kaoru said.
"I could but I won't," Nadeshiko said.
Kaoru chuckled and Nadeshiko did as well. Kaoru stopped and frowned when they had gotten to the main office.
"Thank you for showing me," Nadeshiko said with a bow.
"No problem. Let me know if you need anymore help, like if you need to know where your first class is," Kaoru said.
Nadeshiko just stared at him before she smiled.
"I would like that," Nadeshiko said.
Nadeshiko went into the main office and Kaoru sighed.
"Wow, she's…kind of cute and funny, that Nadeshiko-chan," Kaoru said, floating off.
While Nadeshiko started to talk to the vice-chairman, she started to think about Kaoru.
"Excuse me, sir, might I know about a boy named Kaoru?" Nadeshiko said.
"You mean Hitachiin Kaoru?" the vice-chairman said.
"Well, if he is the only Kaoru, then yes, sir," Nadeshiko said.
"Well, he's generally getting into trouble. Him and his little Host Club," the vice-chairman said.
'Host Club? So, that's what he was keeping a secret. Hmm, why would he keep that a secret though?' Nadeshiko thought.
"Miss, don't you have a sister who is supposed to be here as well?" the vice-chairman said.
"Yes, I should let her know that I found the main office," Nadeshiko said.
Nadeshiko started to call her sister on her wireless earpiece walkie-talkie. Barako was still looking around when her sister called her.
"Yes?"
"Barako, I found it. It's on the first floor by the music room." (I know, why isn't the main office right in front of the main door? It is but they went through the back way. Why? They got lost since the school is huge. That works, right?)
"Good work, Nadeshiko. I will be there in a moment," Barako said.
Barako sighed when she saw Hikaru, coming her way. Barako thought on it for a second before she smirked.
"This should be fun," Barako said.
Barako took out a few things before she set up a trap. Hikaru grumbled as he still tried to find Kaoru.
"Where the hell is…"
Then Hikaru triggered the trap when he walked across the wire. Hikaru blinked when a suction cup hit him in the forehead. He blinked again before the tiny ball at the end exploded and his entire body was a vibrant pink. Then a bunch of feathers came down on him and he looked like a beautiful pink swan.
"Oh, no. Oh, hell no. Someone did not pull a prank on me. Who the fuck did this?!" Hikaru yelled.
"That would be me."
Hikaru glared in the direction of where he heard that before he just stared. Barako chuckled at him before she started to walk towards him.
"I couldn't resist," Barako said with a smirk.
"Who…are you?" Hikaru said.
"My name is Barako. It's nice to meet you," Barako said.
"Hey, I'm…Hikaru. Hitachiin Hikaru and why the hell did you do this?!" Hikaru said, remembering that he was pissed off at the fact that he was covered head to toe in pink paint and feathers.
"I told you, I couldn't resist. I apologize," Barako said.
"Well, I know what it's like when you just need to pull a prank on some sap," Hikaru said.
"Just to kill the boredom?" Barako said.
"Yes! Finally someone understands. People always call me twisted but it is not my fault that people make good toys," Hikaru said.
"That's true but it still doesn't stop me from helping them. I guess I really help them when it gives me entertainment. I'm not sure. I'm a confusing person," Barako said.
Hikaru stared again before he blushed.
"Well, I guess I can't be too angry at a person who thinks like that," Hikaru said.
"That makes me feel better. Well, it was a pleasure to meet you," Barako said.
"Oh, the pleasure's all mine," Hikaru said before he thought, 'Wait, what's wrong with me? I'm acting stupid…Tamaki-stupid and that's the worse kind of stupid there is. She's not even cute. Okay, maybe a little but she's not as cute as Haruhi but she's just so…damn it.'
"Are you having conflictions?" Barako asked.
"What?! No, I'm fine. So, you're new here, right?" Hikaru said.
"Yes, I am suppose to make it through the semester as a punishment by my uncle," Barako said.
"What'd you do?" Hikaru said.
"I was merely helping a poor girl. She was having love problems and we used an explosive potion to help her. I heard that the boy she loved never stopped visiting her in the hospital. There was also the fact that I blew up the chemistry lab. I regret nothing. I helped someone and I got to get on my uncle's nerves," Barako said.
Hikaru laughed and Barako smirked.
"Now, I'm here and if I can't make it through the semester, I get sent to St. Roberia," Barako said.
"You don't like St. Roberia?" Hikaru said.
"You do?" Barako said.
"No way. They are freaks, especially with that Zuka club," Hikaru said.
"Zuka club. I hate that word," Barako said.
"Yeah, well, I think it's stupid," Hikaru said.
Barako chuckled to herself and Hikaru raised an eyebrow.
"What's so funny?" Hikaru said.
"You're still pink," Barako said, walking off.
Hikaru blinked before he looked down and growled. Hikaru ran off to the bathroom, washed off before he ran to catch up with Barako.
"So, where are you headed?" Hikaru said.
"The main office. Would you mind helping?" Barako said.
"Sure. It's close. So, how about later, you and I pull some pranks?" Hikaru said.
"Are you asking me out?" Barako said.
"What?! No! I mean…no! I was just thinking since, you know, we both like pranks it'd be fun to do some. I can think of one particular person," Hikaru said.
"Do you hate this person?" Barako said.
"Nah, Milord's just a moron," Hikaru said.
"Milord?" Barako asked.
"Yeah, he's the president of our Ho…hockey team," Hikaru lied.
"This school has a hockey team?" Barako said.
"Yeah, we have tons of sports here," Hikaru said.
Barako merely stared at him before smiling.
"You must let me come to one of your games," Barako said.
"Oh…sure, no problem," Hikaru said.
'He's lying. I wonder why. Maybe he likes me. No, that's just the romantic in me talking. I'm not the likeable kind,' Barako thought.
'Oh, man, I can't believe I almost blew it. I can't let her know I'm in a Host Club. Wait. Why do I care?! Oh, damn it, please don't tell me I like this girl,' Hikaru thought.
"Is this the main office?"
Hikaru got out of his thought process before he looked forward and saw that he was indeed in front of the main office. Hikaru pouted and Barako chuckled to herself.
"Thank you for showing me the way, Hikaru-san," Barako said.
"Oh, please, call me Hikaru-kun," Hikaru said.
"As you say, Hikaru-kun," Barako said, heading in.
"Wait!"
Barako looked at him and he grinned.
"If you ever need an escort, feel free to call and we'll paint the school red," Hikaru said, making a phone with his fingers.
Barako blinked before she held a finger to her mouth.
"Fine, but I prefer purple," Barako said.
Hikaru laughed and Barako chuckled. Barako waved before heading in, leaving Hikaru with a lovesick grin on his face.
"Barako-chan, she's a devil in an angel's body," Hikaru said, walking off.
Hikaru turned a corner and saw Kaoru.
"Kaoru!"
Kaoru turned around and smiled.
"Hikaru!"
The two gave each other a hug and both grinned.
"I met a real cute girl," the two said.
They both blinked before they clapped hands.
"I bet she's not as cute as mine," Hikaru said.
"I bet my girl is cuter," Kaoru said.
"My girl's evil. She pulled a prank on me and had a smirk that made me go crazy," Hikaru said.
"My girl's funny. She's kind of sweet but she's also kind of mean. I don't know how to say it," Kaoru said.
"Man, I've never met a girl like that," the two said.
"Now that I know where you are, stay here so I don't lose you again while I go see my future wife," Hikaru said.
"Why do you get to see your future wife but I don't get to see mine?" Kaoru said.
"Fine, but only one of us at a time. I don't need her getting confused," Hikaru said.
"Deal. You've got two minutes," Kaoru said.
Barako was inside the main office and when she saw her sister, she gave Nadeshiko a hug.
"Hello, sis," Nadeshiko said.
"Hello to you as well. I met someone interesting," Barako said.
"Me too. This school might prove intriguing," Nadeshiko said.
"Do you like this boy?" Nadeshiko said.
"No, he seems nice though. I guess I'll have to see where my feelings take me," Barako said with a blush.
"Yes, after all, feelings can change greatly over time," Nadeshiko said with a hand to her cheek.
"These feelings of indifference may turn into love," the two said.
"Anyway, you can go around while I sign in. Oh, and look at this," Barako said.
Barako took out two black bonnets before putting one on her head and one on Nadeshiko's. The two stuffed their hair into the hats and smiled.
"Very nice," Nadeshiko said.
"I borrowed them from the drama department," Barako said.
"Well, I'm going to look around for a second. Please be quick," Nadeshiko said.
"And don't go too far," Barako said.
Nadeshiko smiled before she nodded and bowed. Nadeshiko headed out and decided to take a look. She blinked when she saw Hikaru who she thought was Kaoru. Walking up to him, she tapped his shoulder.
"Good day again," Nadeshiko said.
Hikaru smiled before he turned around and blinked. Nadeshiko blinked as well and tilted her head.
"Hey, again," Hikaru said.
'That's strange. He's different from before. He looks cuter,' Nadeshiko thought.
'Who the hell is this? Barako-chan is way cuter,' Hikaru thought.
Nadeshiko blushed before she smiled and that made Hikaru raise an eyebrow.
"So, would you like to show me around the school?" Nadeshiko said.
"Yeah, and then we can go and TP it," Hikaru said.
Nadeshiko giggled and Hikaru gulped.
'Who is this? What happened to the Barako-chan who had that evil look in her eye?' Hikaru thought.
'He's…different. Why is he more attractive than he was before? I don't understand,' Nadeshiko thought.
"So, let's go," Hikaru said.
Nadeshiko nodded before they walked off. As they rounded a corner, Kaoru started to head to the main office.
"I gave him his two minutes. I want to see Nadeshiko-chan," Kaoru said.
Barako came out of the main office and Kaoru skidded to a stop. The two looked at each other before they blinked.
'This isn't my Nadeshiko-chan. She's not nearly as cute,' Kaoru thought.
'Hikaru looks different. Strangely, he looks cuter,' Barako thought.
"Uh, did you finish in the office?" Kaoru said.
"Yes, so shall we paint the school purple?" Barako said.
Kaoru raised an eyebrow, trying to figure out what she meant.
"Uh, how about we start with the tour?" Kaoru said.
Barako chuckled and Kaoru blinked.
'I'm curious. Is this really the Hikaru I met before? Why's he so much more attractive?' Barako thought.
'Why's she looking at me like that? That's not Nadeshiko-chan,' Kaoru thought.
"You seem…different," Kaoru said.
"Yes, so do you and I like it," Barako said.
Kaoru chuckled nervously before he started to walk off and Barako followed. Hikaru and Kaoru were both feeling uncomfortable but Barako and Nadeshiko were in pure confused bliss. While walking, Ayanokouji came up to Hikaru and Nadeshiko.
"There you are," Ayanokouji growled.
The two looked at her and Nadeshiko sighed.
"What would you like?" Nadeshiko said.
"You know her?" Hikaru said.
"She was rude and I taught her a lesson," Nadeshiko said.
"Oh, how dare you. That plant wouldn't spit me out. Where do you get the gall?" Ayanokouji said.
"You needed an attitude adjustment," Nadeshiko said.
Ayanokouji growled and Hikaru stuck his tongue out at her.
"Why don't you get lost? You never win," Hikaru said.
Ayanokouji looked like she was going to pop a blood vessel before she screamed and ran past the two, knocking Nadeshiko's hat off.
"She seems very upset," Nadeshiko said.
"Who the hell cares? She's…" Hikaru stopped after that.
Nadeshiko looked at him and wondered what was wrong. Hikaru kept looking at her which made Nadeshiko blush.
'I wonder why he's staring. Those eyes, they're so…' Nadeshiko said.
"You…you…"
"I?" Nadeshiko said, wondering.
"You're…not Barako-chan!" Hikaru yelled.
"Barako?" Nadeshiko said.
"I thought you were different. Where's Barako-chan?" Hikaru said.
"You know my sister?" Nadeshiko said.
"Sister?" Hikaru said.
Kaoru and Barako were still walking together when Ayanokouji started to run towards them. Ayanokouji stopped and growled.
"Why you—"
"Not you again," Barako said.
"Wow, I forgot you existed," Kaoru said.
"Leave me the hell alone!" Ayanokouji said.
"Such a mouth. I have tools to fix that. It would be fun," Barako said.
"You know, you should take a breath because I think your head's about to pop and I don't think the janitor wants to clean that," Kaoru said.
Ayanokouji screamed before she tackled Kaoru.
"How dare you speak to me that way!" Ayanokouji yelled.
All of a sudden, her eyes drooped before she fell down. Kaoru looked to see that Barako had used some kind of sleep potion on her.
"She's horrible. I can't stand people like her," Barako said.
Kaoru grimaced and gave her a nervous grin, trying to hide his fear. Barako sighed before she took off her hat and swished her hair. Kaoru's eyes widened and Barako looked at him. Barako smiled and flipped her hair, seeing him stare at her.
'He must like my hair. Oh, he looks so cute when he stares,' Barako thought.
"Your hair, it's…"
"My hair is…" Barako said in anticipation.
"…another color! You're not Nadeshiko-chan!" Kaoru said.
"Nadeshiko?" Barako said.
"Nadeshiko-chan had blond hair. So, who are you?" Kaoru said.
"You know my twin?" Barako said.
"Twin?" Kaoru said.
The Hitachiin twins blinked at the same time while the Kuronuma twins merely stared at them. Hikaru then noticed that Kaoru was right down the hall.
"Kaoru!" Hikaru yelled.
"Hikaru!" Kaoru yelled.
"Kaoru?" Nadeshiko said.
"Nadeshiko?" Kaoru said.
"Nadeshiko?" Barako said.
"Barako?" Nadeshiko said.
"Barako?" Hikaru said.
"Hikaru?" Barako said.
The twins all looked at each other before they all grabbed their heads.
"What's going on?" all four said.
"Let's approach this rationally. I first met with Hikaru but am now traveling with Kaoru," Barako said.
"I first met with Kaoru and am now traveling with Hikaru," Nadeshiko said.
"So, I first met Nadeshiko and am now with Barako," Kaoru said.
"And I first met Barako and am now with Nadeshiko," Hikaru said.
"It makes perfect sense," the Kuronuma twins said.
"Being a twin when meeting twins is so confusing," the Hitachiin twins said.
"Well, we should go meet uncle now since we have gotten settled," Barako said.
"I agree. We do not need to interrupt club activities," Nadeshiko said.
"Yeah, Kaoru and I have to get going," Hikaru said.
"At least we got all of this settled before hand," Kaoru said.
"Are you going to your club?" Barako said.
"Sure am," Hikaru said.
"Are you in the same club?" Nadeshiko said.
"Yeah, we are," Kaoru said.
"Which club was that again?" the sisters said.
"Hockey/photography," the brothers said.
The sisters smirked and the brothers started sweating.
"Actually, we're in both," Hikaru said.
"Yeah, we decided to reach a compromise," Kaoru said.
"How nice to know," Nadeshiko said.
"Well, we must be going," Barako said.
The Kuronuma sisters waved before walking off while the Hitachiin brothers waved back with lovesick grins.
"That Barako-chan is something," Hikaru said.
"Nadeshiko-chan is awesome," Kaoru said.
"Good thing we don't like the same one," the two said at the same time.
"Kaoru-kun is so sweet," Barako said.
"Hikaru-kun is really funny," Nadeshiko said.
"It's nice to know we like different ones," the two said at the same time.
Well, that's the end of chapter one. Was it any good? I thought it would be too easy if they just fell for each other like that so I made them like the other one. I guess being twins allows you to tell if another twin is cuter than their twin. So, if you like it, you could review if you want. Thank you.