Chapter 1

Note: Thank you for those that clicked on this story. This is my first fanfiction I've created, so criticism is needed. Even if you have nothing nice to say about this story and you have a lot of criticsm, I'd be happy to see what you have to say. Anyway, some information about the story. This is NOT a romance fanfiction and will be based on the Kagamine twins and another set of twins. The story is mainly about Len's experiences at school. Without any more delay, enjoy...after the disclaimer that is.

EDIT (12/31/11): After reading TsundereMe's review and a lot of procrastination, I decided to take his advice and make some very minor changes to the first chapter. They won't change the plot at all. Thanks, Tsundere.


DISCLAIMER: In no way do I own Vocaloid. I wouldn't want to own Vocaloid anyway.

Len Point of View

"You! Go get me a banana," I yelled at a maid that was cleaning up the hallways. With a quick bow and a quiet "Yes, Master Len", she walked to the kitchen to find the said fruit. I went into my room, grinning, knowing that the banana would be delivered to me wherever I happened to be. Sometimes, I ordered for a servant or maid to get me something, and then I purposely made it so the maids couldn't find me. Afterwards I would scold the unlucky person for not giving me the thing I wanted. It's always fun to see the scared look on the servant's or maid's face as I yell at them.

Not having to do anything, having people to do stuff for me….this definitely is the life that other people are jealous about. It's a good life that people are jealous about, but it does get boring sometimes. I walked through the mess I called my room, thinking about what I should do to occupy me.

Suddenly, I knew something fun to do. I smirked as I thought about what my twin sister's reaction would be. I took off my t-shirt, went over to my king sized bunk bed, and climbed up to the top bunk. Putting my face right next to hers, I screamed into her ear, "Rin! Wake up, you lazy bunny!" Rin slowly blinked her eyes and stared up at me, still drowsy from sleep. For a few seconds, there was only silence. Until…

"LEN! YOU PERVERT! WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY BED? AND MORE IMPORTANTLY, WHY AREN'T YOU WEARING A SHIRT?" She shrieked, blushing.

"Waking you up, of course. And because I can." I said as if it was the most obvious thing in the world, which it was.

"LET ME GET CHANGED AT LEAST!" She said, still blushing and trying to push me off the bed.

Grinning, I looked directly into her eyes and said with my best seductive voice, "What's wrong, Rin? Is this making you…nervous?" Rin, normally being a cool and calm person, now looked like she just wanted to die.

"N-n-no! Of course not! It's just that…..GET OFF MY BED!" She grabbed my waist and, with surprising strength for her small body, flung me off the bed and onto the ground.

Oof! "Owowowow…." I muttered as I rubbed my head, making sure that nothing was broken. Or even worse, bruised. After all, a guy like me needs to have flawless skin in order to be perfect, right? I decided to stop bothering Rin so she could get changed and we could actually do something fun.

As I was heading towards the front door, the maid with the banana arrived with the precious, yellow fruit in her hands. I snatched the banana away from her without acknowledging her. My mom, dad, and Rin always tell me to be kind to the maids and servants, but I don't see why I have to be kind to the people I control.

Greedily eating the banana, I got to the front door and ran out as I hastily put on my shoes. I went into the backyard and waited for Rin as hummed one of my favorite songs, Fire Flower. Everyone likes the original cover of Fire Flower but I like Rui Kagene's cover of it. Her voice is awesome! I know I can sing better than her though. The only reason I like it is because her voice sounds similar to mine.

Just as I reached the chorus of the song, Rin came into the backyard. "Took you long enough," I said impatiently, a little bit annoyed that she came RIGHT BEFORE the favorite part of Fire Flower began.

Rin said while rolling her eyes, "Not everyone can be as energetic as your shota self can b-"

"I AM NOT A SHOTA!" I yelled as I curled my hands into fists. This was ALWAYS one of the things that other people could use to make me mad.

Rin nonchalantly said, "Whatever you say, Lenny." She was grinning at me because she knew I hated it so much.

After a few seconds of debating whether to attack Rin or just ignore it, I calmed down and decided to ignore her. "Well Rin, do you have the stuff?" I eagerly asked.

"You mean THE stuff?"

"Yes Rin, THAT stuff."

She once again walked into the house and returned a few minutes later with a box that was labeled "PRIVATE. DO NOT TOUCH. RIN'S PROPERTY. TOUCHING THIS BOX WILL RESULT IN GETTING RODA-ROLLA'D". Placing the box down, we both eagerly tore open the box and looked at the contents.

Smirking, I turned to Rin and said, "Let's begin."

30 minutes later…

Dell Point of view

Zzzz.…Huh? I must've fallen asleep at my desk again. Groaning, I rubbed my eyes and got up to stretch. Or at least I tried to get up to try and stretch. After a few seconds, I realized that I was couldn't move. Stupid….bubble….wrap! I, Dell Honne, a grown man of forty seven years old, have been constricted to my chair. By bubble wrap. Growling, I yelled, "RIN! LEN! GET THIS CRAP OFF ME RIGHT NOW!"

Len Point of View

Rin and I giggled as we heard the outraged cries of our father. We turned to each other and high-fived, waiting for phase two of the operation to begin.

Neru Point of View

BEEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! Drowsily, I looked for my phone, trying to turn off the alarm on it. I found my phone after a few seconds of randomly flailing my arm. Shutting off the alarm, I yawned and rubbed my eyes, preparing myself for a new day. However, I realized that something was different. I looked around and saw that I was now somehow inside a tent in the front yard of my house. Sighing, I muttered under my breath, "Rin…Len….…"

Len Point of View

"….And do you know how much of a heart attack I had?" I rolled my eyes and just stared at the ceiling as I sighed. The prank was definitely worth it, but the lecture afterwards almost made me doubt it. Almost. I was used to this though. Next to me, Rin was having reactions similar to mine, except that she could pull off pretending to listen and not be caught. "..LEN KAGAMINE! ARE YOU LISTENING?" Startled, I looked up and saw the disapproving, crimson eyes of my father.

"Uuhh...yes?" I said, trying not to flinch under my dad's crimson glare. His eyes were always the scariest thing about him when he got mad.

Dell stared at me for a few more seconds, and then suddenly sighed. Looking at both Rin and I, Dell calmed himself and said in his "don't-mess-around-with-me" voice, "Len, Rin, your mother and I have been…considering something." I started to panic as I began to imagine would happen. Mom and dad are gonna get a divorce! Or they're going to ground me! Or worst of all, they're going to make ME work for my own stuff! Dell, noticing our reactions, quickly said, "No, it probably isn't what you two are thinking. It's not a huge change."

Pausing for a second, he looked as if he was thinking about what to say. Finally, he stated, "Len, Rin, there is no arguing with this decision. You both know that your mother and I love you very much. However, we talked last night and decided that both of you should do something that isn't lying around all day, so we both decided that you two should go to school. Crypton High School, to be exact." My mind went blank as dad's words registered in my mind. Me? School? I turned over to Rin, unable to say anything. Her expression mirrored my "what the HELL did he just say?" expression. Seeing the shock on our faces, Dell firmly stated, "There is no arguing. Both of you are going to school tomorrow."

Review button says hi
VVV