This takes place after chapter one of "The Son of Arceus: Ash Ketchum" by "BlackLatios562 at your command" and will be a screwed up version of that fic.
I DO NOT OWN POKEMON OR THE FIC THAT THIS IS BASED ON.
Chapter one-Well I'm having a derp-tastic time right now, how 'bout you?
That night when Ash went to bed he suddenly awoke in the room where Arceus had finally let Ash know who his father is and found said father sitting there. Arceus then pointed out the elephant in the room.
"I AM A DUMBASS!"
Happily, Arceus let his son know something that would absolutely make his day. "Ash, mah boi, there is a way for you to regain your memories."
"Really, how?"
"I'm Arceus."
"So?"
"That means that reality is my bitch, and I keep my pimp hand strong."
(Props to those who get the reference. For those who don't, go to YouTube and watch xanauzumaki's majora's mask abridged episode three and watch the first three minutes.)
"Dad, did you really just say something like that."
"Oh yes I did."
Ash then hugged his dad for being so awesome.
Before leaving, Arceus let Ash know that he should be able to view his memories just as he would a dream. However, even with reality as Arceus's bitch, it would take a while to unlock them. Arceus remembered that he forgot to warn Ash how derpy his life will be, but decided to troll his son by not telling him.
The absolute weirdest poke-man ever has finally been reborn.