Yo! I've made a new ficcie!
Yugi: so what's new?
….*ignores him*…Has anyone heard of the show called "Change of Heart"? Well, if you haven't, it's a guy hosting a show were two people are thinking of breaking up, but they go on a blind date with someone else and see if they wanna stay with their original BF/GF or if they wanna stay together with their blind date. There's so YAOI in here, so beware! (YAOI is boyxboy love) it's my first attempt at YAOI, and I'm only doing it for laughs and so we have enough couples…well Yugi is jumping up and down and begging me to start with the fic, so sayonara!
Yugi: ON WITH THE FIC! MORE CHOCOLATE! WEEEEEEE!!
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh, and if you sued me, you would only get a piece of lint and some candy wrappers cuz that's all I own
More Disclaimer stuff: I don't own the "^_^" thing that Ryou does…sadly…it came from the genius mind of Liz! She owns it, not me! *mopes* Anyway, enough with the disclaimers and boring stuff, on with the fic!
Yugi: About time!
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Announcer Dude that no one ever sees: It's time for Change of Heart! And here's your host, Zoe Motoooooooo!!
Zoe: *comes skipping out onto the stage with a bunch of cards in her hand*
Audience: Yayyyyyyyyyyy!!
Zoe: Tank you, tank you! ^_^ *explains how Change of Heart works* And here is our first couple!
*Selena Night and Joey Wheeler come walking out*
Zoe: Selena! What in cheese doodles name are you doing here? You don't wanna break up with Joey!
Selena: DUH! I just wanted to be on TV! ^_^
Joey: Yeah! What she said!
Zoe: -_-'….Pegasus!
Pegasus: *from behind the curtain* what now?
Zoe: come escort these two SEA MONKEYS off my stage, please!
Joey: Your stage?
Pegasus: Do I have to? In this outfit? *is wearing a funny bunny suit*
Zoe: Yes! Or I shall sick the PHA (Pegasus Haters Anonymous) on you!
P.H.A.: MWHAHAHAHHA!! *hold various torture devices* Come here, Pegasus!!
Pegasus: Fine. *comes out*
Audience, Zoe, Selena, and Joey: HAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAH!!!!!!
Selena and Zoe: *pull out squirtguns and squirt Pegasus's tail*
Pegasus: I hate you. *gets hit with an orange* HEY! Who threw that?!
Yugi: *kicks something away* I dunno…ask Ryou!
Ryou: ^_^
Pegasus: … *grabs Selena and Joey and begin to drag them backstage*
Peanut Butter (my yami): *appears and puts underwear on Pegasus's head and screams* PEGASUS WEARS FUNNY ORANGE THONGS ON HIS HEAD!!! *disappears*
Zoe: o.O;; err…well, our next REAL couple is Ryou and Peanut Butter!
Peanut Butter: *appears again* Excuuuuuuuse me? What did you just say?
Zoe: err….Peanut Butter loves Ryou?
Peanut Butter: AHHHHHH!! DIE!! *grabs a mallot and starts chasing Zoe around*
Ryou: ^_^
Zoe: AHHHHHHHH!! TIME FOR A COMMERCIAL BREAK! *runs away from the crazed Peanut Butter*
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Yami and Seto are on top of Pegasus's castle dueling.
Yami: it's your move!
Seto: no you go!
Yami: you!
Seto: you!
Tea: why are they arguing?
Ryou: they can't decide who'll move first
Tea: why don't they just flip a coin?
Ryou: they can't decide who should flip it
Yami: you!
Seto: you!
Announcer Dude: Watch Yu-Gi-Oh on Kids WB!
Boy: roll over! C'mon boy!
Announcer Dude: Even if your state fair corn dog can't hear you, it will still obey you.
Boy's friend: *flips up plate and corn dog rolls off*
Boy: *pet pets the corn dog* good corn dog!
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Peanut Butter: And we're back!
Zoe: *muffled screaming*
Yugi: WHAT DID YOU DO TO ZOE, CHEESE MONKEY?
Peanut Butter: That's Mr. Cheese Monkey to you, Moto!
Yugi: *pouts* don't call me that…
Peanut Butter: So, anyway, who is our next couple?
Zoe: *muffled yells at him*
Peanut Butter: oh look! *sees the cards in Zoe's hand* they should say who's next *takes the cards* WHAT? DarkMagician? Mystical Elf?!
Yugi: THAT'S WHERE MY CARDS WENT!!! ZOE!!! *steals Peanut Butter's mallot and goes after her*
Zoe: *breaks through the ropes that Peanut Butter tied her in* AHHHHHHHHHHH!!
*Buzzer sounds*
Zoe: YAY! That's all the time we have for today, folks! We'll see ya tomorrow when we have some real couples!! *runs away from Yugi*
Yugi: GIMME BACK MY CARDS!!!! *chases her around*
Zoe: Wait! How do you know I took 'em, hmm?
Yugi: Cuz you're obsessed with those cards, and Ryou told me!
Ryou: ^_^
Zoe: RYOU YOU RAT!!*continues running*
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Chappie one's over! Hopes ya liked it! Don't worry, chappie 2 will have couples!